Love wars (BillDip)

By Cheap-Blue-Slushy

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(Highschool AU) Bill has had his heart set on Dipper since the beginning of middle school. Dipper is quite, c... More

1 ∆ TAD
2 ∆ Declaration of war
3 ∆ Shopping cart madness
cops ∆ 4
sabotage! ∆ 5
in and out of the closet ∆ 6
Tad... ∆ 7
EXCUSE ME!?! ∆ 8
Planning ∆ 9
Bill... just Bill ∆ 10
Best (adopted) brothers ∆ 12
Prep ∆ 13
Answers ∆ 14
Party crashers ∆ 15
Reassurance ∆ 16

a pep talk and phone call ∆ 11

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By Cheap-Blue-Slushy

Bill sits in his bathroom, sweating his ass off. "It's tomorrow! IT'S TOMORROW!!!" He murmurs to himself. He paces the bathroom until the door opens. He looks at the person, it's his mom. "I understand your having a panic attack. So I brought you some cookies Dipper just dropped off. He said they were thank you gifts from yesterday. Anyways, if there's anything I can help you with don't hesitate to ask!". She drops a plate of m&m cookies on the counter and closed the door. 

Bill ate a few cookies until his phone rang. He swallowed the cookie in his mouth and set the other half down.

Wicked Bitch of The West sets on his phone. Bill sighs and picks it up.

Yellow

hello Cipher

I hate you, what do you want

Feeling are mutual, just called to gloat

'Great'

Shut up you idiot

Don't talk about yourself in the third person, it's weird 

I hate you so fricking much

If your going to cuss, actually cuss

You are the worst

That's a new one, OH WAIT! It's not!

I'm hanging up, I just can't 

Oh no! Whatever will I do?!

*click*

Bill smiles, knowing he won. 

Seeing as he won, he ate a victory cookie. He also texted Dipper:

Still got the Dolphin?

*picture at bottom of chapter* ya

Cool, just making sure

Your a dork

Hay! I had to shoot many things to get him

HE HAS A NAME! IT'S SIR. FlAPS!

Did Mable name him? 

yes...

Who's the dork now?~

Still you

Fair point

Bill sighs and eats the last of the cookies. He looks at himself in the mirror, "You've got this! Your going to do great!". He smiles and walks out of the bathroom.

~

I finally got the picture,

Happy?

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