Warning: Fail Lime and mention of the door
Craig and Tweek were in the room making out. Don't know how, I chose it this way.
Tweek wanted sex. Craig wanted sex.
Things got hot.
Because Tweek didn't have the A/C on.
"Th-the door."
"What about it?"
"The d-door is all that o-once was and a-all that will be."
"..." Craig stayed silent while kissing Tweek or whatever. Craig silently though, "Beech wat u b syin."
"The door c-controls time and space! L-love and death!" Craig got confused.
"The door can see into you m-mind. The door c-can see into y-your SSSSSOOOOOUUUUUULLLLLLLL!1!!11!ELEVEN!1!"
"The door can really do all that?" Craig asked, glancing at the door.
"H-hah, no. NOW LET'S BREAK THE L-LAW AND FUCK ME AND WE CAN HAVE UNICORN BABIES<3<3<3"
"Fuck yeah!"
CHARLIETHEUNICORN