Phoenix POV:
We finally arrived at the mansion where the creepypastas lived, man was it huge dirty on the outside yet so clean on the inside. I knocked on the door, no answer I did it again no answer again so I kicked the door down
Me: SUP FUCKERS!?
Next I see was a knife right next to my head, I looked forward only to see Jess staring into my eyes deeply like she wanted my soul
Jess: hi bitch...
Jess quickly runs up to me and hugs me
Jess: GIRLS, CAN YOU COME HERE PLEASE!
I suddenly heard footsteps of people rushing towards the door and I get tackled to the ground by many people
Me: a-air....please girls
They all let go of me and I got off the floor and went to my bag opened it up and grabbed a hoodie since it was cold in the mansion
Slenda: Phoenix why did you decide to come back and see us?
Me: why the fuck not, slenda
She slapped the back of my head with her tentacle
Me: what was that for Slenda
She looked at me intensely, I knew what she was talking about so I made a 'o' shape with my mouth
Phoenix: cause I'm sexy af and you can't say yes to me cause I'm to sexy for your love
I get another slap, hehe pedophile tea. Don't ask how that is a pedophile thing
Slenda: okay, so why are you here?
Phoenix: can't I see people?
I looked down with my ears down, I soon felt someone petting me I look up to see... sally?! I picked up sally making her squeal. I looked back at mom, mother and the others as I hear a giggling sally and lazari
Akali: pedophile Phoenix in the house
I stare into her eyes with absolutely no emotion making her gulp
Sally: can you sing for us, big swister?
(Sally is seven and lazari is nine, why nut?)
I sigh and nodded making the girls squeal especially sally and mom
Phoenix: what song guys, I mean girls
Lazari: fuck you!
Weeby: CUT!
We all started to laugh as Weeby was speaking to lazari
Weeby: TAKE TWO BITCH AND GET IT RIGHT FOR ONCE
after she said that she kissed Sally's nose
Take two
Phoenix: what song girls?
Lazari: cotton candy skies, pwease!
Phoenix: okay, anything for you girls but I need to change things up a bit
I snapped my fingers making me into a male, I see all of them shocked and looking down at my crotch area
Phoenix: like what you see there gals?
They shook their head bringing them back to reality. I grabbed a guitar and began to play
After I finished everyone was clapping, I snapped my fingers making me into a girl again
Jess: Phoenix~
I look up to see a barley dressed Jess, I blushed hard and blood started to come out of my nose
Mom: Phoenix?
Phoenix: ok?
Mama: Phoenix snap out of it!
She slapped the back of my head making me go towards into jess's boobs
Phoenix: soft
Jess: being feisty there, aye
I love those soft, squishy tits of hers... wait what the fuck am I saying?!! I push back away from her leaving her sad
Phoenix: what can i do to make it up?
Jess: how about a nice game in-
Mom: FUCK NO BIATCH, DONT HURT MY BABY GIRL!
We all started to crack up laughing our asses off
Phoenix: mom, I'm tested wait, what's my line again?
Weeb: for fuck sake Ph
We all started tot laugh out asses off except me, huh GAY
Phoe: sorry I'm trash but it's trash can not trash cannot
I said proudly and laughing tears began to come out everyone eyes except for ice
Weeb: I'll give you five seconds
I run straight behind mama and mom crying
*SLAP* nice slap off of Weeby
Phoe: fuck you and fuck you and fuck you all!!
Weeby: I'm not doing this, I had no sleep and I need food and sleep and drink and by botches
TBC