2
Mr Stark
Hey, Spidey.
Spidey
Mr Stark!
You came back!
( /^ω^)/♪♪
I thought I scared you off ;(
Mr Stark
No, kid, you're weird but innocent and adorable.
Spidey
I am not adorable!
And that just makes you seem even more creepy.
Mr Stark
I am not going to kidnap you!
Spidey
And yet you already stalk me
Mr Stark
It was a security concern!
Spidey
You say it as if you are the REAL Tony Stark
Mr Stark
...
Spidey
ಠಿ_ಠ
Mr Stark
That's creepy.
Spidey
Says the old man texting a teenager
Mr Stark
I AM NOT OLD!
Spidey
Oh yh?
How old are you?
Mr Stark
Classified information, kiddo.
Spidey
Cmon!
You already know everything about me but I don't know anything about you!
Mr Stark
Fine.
But only because I can feel your puppy eyes through the screen.
Spidey
pUpPy EyEs?!
i aM ShOoKeTh!
Mr Stark
Do you want me to tell you or what?
Spidey
Tellmetellmetellme!!!!!
Mr Stark
45.
Spidey
Wow u old
Mr Stark
I'll have you know, Bambino, I work with a couple of guys almost twice my age.
Spidey
Man they dedicated
Mr Stark
One of them refuses to ever give up.
He insists he could "do it all day".
Spidey
He sounds like the Captain America PSAs
Mr Stark
What Captain America PSAs?
Spidey
Just a bunch of videos they show us in school
They all cringe
Detention and puberty are the worst
Mr Stark
I found them on YouTube!
These are gold!
Spidey
They are indeed the Holy Grail
Anywayyy...
What do u do for a living?
Mr Stark
I'm an engineer, among many other things...
Spidey
Ohhh
Is that y u had to stalk me?
To make sure I ain't gonna steal yo ideas?
Mr Stark
Sure it is.
Spidey
U sure?
U don't sound so confident
Mr Stark
It's a text. It doesn't sound like anything.
Spidey
dOn'T CoRrEcT mE
u KnOw WhAt i MeAn
Mr Stark
Are you drunk?
Spidey
No
I can't get drunk
Also not old enough
Mr Stark
Alright?
Are you high?
Spidey
I have never been so offended in ma whole life!
*proceeds to give all weed to Chris and call police*
Mr Stark
Who's Chris?
Spidey
Mr Stark!
Rude!
How can you not know Vine!?
Mr Stark
Vine is that old dead thing, right?
Spidey
How dare you Mr Stark!
I'll have you know
VINE IS ALIVE
Mr Stark
How many friends do you have, Spidey?
Spidey
FOUR!
MrStark
Who and how?
Spidey
I hope you mean "how" as in how do I not have more friends.
But there's
Ned
MJ
Aunt May
and YOU!!!
:)
Mr Stark
I'm your friend?
Spidey
Of course Mr Stark!
You're on my Top 5 Best Friends list!
Mr Stark
Who's the fifth?
Spidey
Ssshhh
Don't question it.
Mr Stark
Since you're my friend, can you think of an invention I should make?
Spidey
Really Mr Stark?!
You think I'm ready?!
I've never had a greater honour bestowed upon me!
Mr Stark
Bestowed upon you?
Spidey
I stand by what a typed.
But you should make hearing aids and an app for people who can already hear!
Mr Stark
Why?
Spidey
BECAUSE
If they find a death person who can only sign, the hearing aids will be able to tell you what they are saying and the app can help you sign a reply!
Mr Stark
...
Spidey
It's a bad idea isn't it?
Sorry Mr Stark
I'm a disappointment and a failure
I'll just go crawl into a hole I dug into the ground with my bare hands and die.
Mr Stark
What, kid? No no no no no no!
It's a great idea!
I just couldn't believe no one had thought of it before!
Spidey
Seriously? You like my idea?
Guess I was a bit overdramatic then...
Mr Stark
It's all good, Spidey :)
But maybe you should get a therapist?
Spidey
I already have one!
It's Ned!
Mr Stark
I meant a professional.
Spidey
Too expensive.
I'm poor :(
Do you have a therapist?
Mr Stark
Yes, I got him quite recently.
He is completely free to talk to but manages to brighten my whole day!
Spidey
He sounds amazing!
Mr Stark
He is.
His name is Peter, but he lets me call him Spidey :)
Spidey
Aw Mr Stark you shouldn't have!
✧\(>o<)ﾉ✧
(ノ^_^)ノ
〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜
\(๑╹◡╹๑)ﾉ♬
Mr Stark
I'm too deep into this to even question it anymore.
✓(°O°)✓
Spidey
Your first full emoticon!
I feel like a proud mother!
Mr Stark
I'm old enough to be your father.
Spidey
DON'T TAKE THIS FROM ME!
Mr Stark
Anyway...
I've got to go make your invention, Spidey. I'll send you the first one when it's done!
Spidey
Aw thank you Dad!
Mr Stark
What?
Spidey
What?
Mr Stark
Bye, kid.
Spidey
Bye Mr Stark!