Sort of Dead

Por RaghavBhatia7

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**This book features short, fun, snappy chapters** **Perfectly fine as a standalone** [Caution: may pack a co... Más

PREFACE
1 - Story of My Stupid, Cursed Life
2 - How I Embarrassed Myself In Middle School
3 - How I First Met A Spirit
4 - How I Was First Born Dead And How I First Died
5 - Whishy-washy
6 - Hating What You Love
7 - How Life Won't Let Me Live In Peace
8 - They Didn't Tell Me
9 - Bye-Bye, Good Life
10 - This Sucks
11 - Friendship?
12 - You Are So Very Dead, New Kid
13 - Detention And After Detention (Kill me, Please)
14 - I Die In This One (Sigh)
15 - My Side Of The Story
16 - Life And Death
17 - The Walking Undead
18 - You Better
19 - How I First Met A Spirit (Part Two)
20 - Theatricals Can Be Fun!
21 - No . . .
22 - Dead, Sort of
23 - Bogs And Moons
24 - Songs Of Jet-Lag, Trepidation And Madness
25 - Two Birthdays
26 - It's Party Time (Humans Not Allowed)!
27 - It's Hard To Name This Chapter
28 - Hail The Coven (Bloodbath Part One)
29 - The Spray-Club Exorcism (Bloodbath Part Two)
30 - Blood, Blood Everywhere (And All The Drops He Drank)
31 - Will Someone Please Tell Me What's Going On?
32 - Gung Ho On Going Ballistic
33 - The Big, Bad, Lying Liar
34 - You're Telling Me Now?!
35 - Uncle Om's Secretive Tone
36 - Cue The Dramatic Score
37 - Aftermath (Do The Math)
38 - An Idiosyncratic, Foolhardy Plan Is Our Last Chance
39 - We Are All Set?
41 - The Girliest Animal That Ever Girled
42 - Homework: A Question For The Ages
43 - Blindfolds, Trees, And Stranger Things
44 - By The Lakeside
45 - For The Love Of Blood, Just Move It!
46 - A Little Magic In Our Lives
47 - Stones Are Bombs And Lizard-Heads Are Fast?
48 - Dear Reader, We Are Doomed
49 - A Rabbit, An Eddy, Or The Vortex Of Death?
50 - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
51 - Erm, Excuse Me?
52 - City Of A Hundred Haunts
53 - Lakoswa-boggle-gobble-whatchamallik
54 - Mr. Cellomann's Sweet Sweetshop
55 - Sealing The Deal With The Muscular Guy
56 - Moral Of The Story: I Can't Swim For The Life Of Me
57 - Freddy Krueger On Steroids
58 - Dolls Drive Carriages
59 - No Sweat
60 - Vampire, Survivor, Same Thing
61 - The Coven Thirteen
62 - Waking Up
63 - Trip Down Memory Lane
64 - A Double-Zipped Bag Full Of Secrets
65 - The Illegitimate Son
66 - Kryptonite And Warnings
67 - Sleep
68 - Her Wickedness's Ballroom
69 - Tears In A Cage
70 - Hope In Humming
71 - Old Ghosts, Past Mistakes
72 - Nice To Win One
73 - See See
74 - Licks Or Locks
75 - Roughly At The Speed Of Light
76 - All In Favor
77 - Rainbow Rest
78 - Family.
79 - Dark Flames, Burning Flesh
80 - So Not The Void
81 - Linger On, Twitch
82 - A Counterpoint
83 - We Are One, And One Are We
84 - Extra Limbs And No Thirst
85 - Ridiculous, Honestly
86 - The Return Journey
87 - Fare Thee Well
Bonus Chapter: That's the Spirit!

40 - Even I Don't Know What Happens Next

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Por RaghavBhatia7

The plane was pretty cool. At least initially it was. Afterwards, I grew sick of all the flying.

It was roomy, spotless, lavish. All to ourselves.

Anyhow, me, Aar, Bee and – might as well count the inactive beagle – See had zero idea what our destination was. Only Mr. Om knew, and the pilot who had to take us there. The latter was being paid extra to keep this trip a little secret.

We were going to meet a very dangerous witch and make a simple life-or-death bargain. Which if we failed to strike would be extremely painful for all of us.

So yeah, no sweat, no pressure.

I sat on my seat, and immediately felt my eyelids dipping down. Eyes closed, belt buckled, I could feel the plane moving along the runway. I could feel the sickly somersaults in my stomach as it took off. I thought I even heard See growling, which he rarely ever does.

And then, abruptly, I felt an incongruous chill creep up my legs.

Slowly up to my armpits, almost freezing me. I didn’t think the altitude had anything to do with it, so I opened my eyes.

'Surpraaaaayyyyyyyssssssee, Marry-wee-wee!’ the spirit hissed, right into my face.

Her colored outline was glowing with a brilliant intensity; in fact, it almost blinded me. Her translucent buttock took rest on the seat beside me.

‘Es! What are you doing here?’

‘Always friends, right?’ she chirped, looking out the window. For someone who can levitate on her own, she seemed overly joyed to be on an airplane.

‘That neither makes sense nor answers my question,' I mumbled, but didn’t push. She won’t listen to me anyway.

And it was kind of comforting to have my first proper friend be by my side. She might be irritating, but call me crazy here –  Es can also be quite lovely at times. Her presence alone made me feel loads better about our quest, like the aura of optimistic people always does. Positivity can be pretty contagious, believe me.

Sometimes I wish I could see the world with her bulb-like eyes. She probably sees butterflies and rainbows everywhere.

Oh, how I’d kill to be Es. Carefree, careless, pure.

But who am I kidding, right? I’m on a bloody treacherous quest and the probability that we will get killed is a drop-dead hundred.

A quest. That’s what this is, isn't it?

Never thought I’d go on one.

Anyhow, here we are. Me, my two human friends, an enthusiastic spirit and a particular Mr. Om.

(Also the pilot, but saying that reduced the awesomeness level of the situation, so let’s just ignore him, shall we?)

Whoo. All caught up, I think.

This is where we are right now. About to land.

And I’ll be reporting what’s happening to you now. Live. As it happens.

On we go. Buckle up.

We are now where we started in the first chapter.

The book's going to change tense, since we'll be reading things as they happen, if you get what I mean.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is where the REAL fun begins. 

*train whistle sounds*
**choo-choo **

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