I was outside the front gate ot the castle where mizuki and apparently some prostitutes were taken in as well so we devised a plan to go free them as I just taunted the black knight to the best of my abilities
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I was around with the other guys gathered around a rough sketch of the castle
"Okay so what we know is that there is only one knight and he doesn't know we've met yet as he's mostly thinking of the kid as dead
And since said kid is as sturdy as steel which will gives us an advantage over him,all the kid needs to do is to distract him while we get inside since he will most likely come out of the main gate and free the girls and get the hell out of here any questions?"asked stank
I brought up my hand
"Yeah kid?"
"How can we be sure I can distract him?pretty sure this toughness of mine has a limit"i said
"Don't worry I'll beef you up with my best spells!you distract him as much as you can"reassured me zel
"Okay but one thing
Don't try anything with mizuki"i said as they all nodded giving me a thumbs up
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I took a deep breath
"HEY YOU TIN CAN!!I BET THE REASON YOU STEAL GIRLS IS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO GET ONE YOURSELF!!!SO GET OVER HERE QUICKLY SO I CAN BEAT YOU TO A BLOODY PULP DESPITE YOU BEING IN A REAL KICKASS ARMOR!!!"I shouted to the top of my lungs taunting him more
The gates started to slowly open in a dramatic way
"It appears you have yet to die even though you have been drowned in lava
no matter
if death is what you choose
then death is what you shall receive"said the knight in a dramatic way like in movie trailers with seconds of silence between every single one of his sentences as he started approaching me while the others where entering the castle but zel stayed behind a bit to cast a strengthening spell on me
I then felt reinvigorated
"Are you too scared to do something or what?"I asked him smiling as before I knew it I was hit in the head with a shield sending me crashing to a nearby rock crushing me under the rubbles
"Hmph,incel"said the knight
"Still okay!!"I said under the rubbles bringing out a thumbs up as he then threw me up and used his grapple hook to strangle me as he started to thrash me around the hot lava and even stones that were turning to magma
"Bib dat the bebt you cab do?"I asked him under the river streams of lava as he then pulled me out of the water and hit me with the back of his sword which looked flashy and super big
"This is the great sword of the old kings of the ancient continent,forged to serve the black witch and to kill chaos"he said
'Hey arkhaon should I be worried?'
"Nah you're good I can see the made in tamashii label from here"he said as i smiled
"Oh really?can it kill my ass?"I asked as I shook my butt around and he then came running at me
'Here we go again'I thought as I started to run away
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While Y/n was distracting the knight,the reviewers were all looking around for the girls who were locked in a room
"According to the kid,their room is under the tower,the knight probably wanted to avoid cliches"said stank as they started to go up the stairs
After climbing several floors upstairs they finally reached the floor where the room of the girls was located in
"There it is!!Let's go!"said zel as they all ran as in their impatience they stepped over a hidden trap
[ALERT!!ALERT!!!INTRUDERS INSIDE THE KNIGHT CAVE!!!INTRUDERS INSIDE THE KNIGHT CAVE!!!]
Meanwhile outside the castle the black knight was punching Y/n in his face repeatedly as the kid just kept on commenting more and more annoying things
"Is that all you can do?*punch*hannah punches harder than you,you know*punch*I feel like I'm about to fall asleep"said Y/n while in reality his head was ringing and he was dizzy as if he had taken a ride that could turn more than 360° degrees vertically
However the knight stopped as he looked at his castle before letting go of Y/n and running there
"Oh no you don't!!"said Y/n as he held on to him while pulling out something under the knights metallic pants
Those were underwear that had women with weird expressions in their faces
The knight ignored him as he finally arrived to the castle before squatting down and then jumping up crashing all the floor as had emerged right in the middle of the reviewers
He first looked at crim who he was about to smash into a red puddle but then he felt his private area feeling as if it was going to get torn apart
it was Y/n who was pulling out his underwear as hard as he could with his enhanced strength
"COME ON OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!!" shouted y/n as the knight started to hit him using the walls as he didn't let go
The reviewers then tried to open the door but were unsuccessful as it wasn't locked but extremely heavy
"DAMMIT THIS DOOR IS TOO HEAVY!!!"shouted brooz using all the strength he could muster to open it
"And I'm using my spell for the kid!!"said zel
The women inside the room noticed the door nudging
"It must be the boy!!come on we have to do something!"said mitsue
"Come on!everyone together!"said tiaplate as mizuki also went in to help as her strength didn't seem to have dissapeared but they still couldn't open it as it was still insanely heavy
"WE CAN'T OPEN IT!!"shouted stank
Y/n heard that as he was being crushed on the walls and an idea ran through his head
Right as the knight was about to crush him one more time now completely forgetting about the other reviewers and wanting to do nothing more than to kill Y/n,said boy jumped out and facing him
"You're too slow!"he said as he started running away as the black knight started charging at him like a bull headfirst
"EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY!!"shouted Y/n as everyone including the girls heard that and went to the sides
And right as he was about to reach the door Y/n jumped,ran up the giant gate
And the knight dived there headfirst thus destroying the giant gate,freeing the woman as he didn't stop there and fell out of the window
Y/n then felt an electric shock across his entire body as he then looked at his arms as they had blue shiny markings
The rescue was a success
"Now there's only one thing left to do"he said cracking his knucles
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Hey can we all talk about how amazing this trailer is even though it came out YEARS ago?Just the idea of a few mercenaries who are under equiped and outnumbered against waves of killing robots is so so badass to me