mystery hotline. [ nct ]

By jaeholics

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彡 wherein 11 boys and 1 girl all get chosen to be the new generation of kids put into mystery hotline. More

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By jaeholics

JOBLESS HOES CLUB
haechan, aneko, kitty, ace, moonie, +5 more

ANEKO:
smh school SUCKED today

ACE:
was it boring or did you get beat up? please say beat up 🤧

ANEKO:
fuck you too then ig
yknow if y'all wanted to say "fuck aneko lives" just say it

HAECHAN:
fuck aneko lives

ANEKO:
yknow what i'm leaving i don't need this negativity in my life smh

ANGEL:
don't leave!! i'll tell them to shut up for you :D

ANEKO:
angel is suddenly my favorite

FLASH:
she says "suddenly" like she didn't develope a crush on him after he said 12 MOTHERFUCKING WORDS yesterday

ANEKO:
ITS NOT A CRUSH I JUST THINK THAT WAS CUTE

WHITE:
why are we texting on here? we aren't friends nor do we even know each other personally

ACE:
bitch are you dumb
we need to fall in love to be unmasked and not to die, so it's better if we message on here as much as we can

TEN:
and might i remind you we only have ELEVEN days to fall in love

ANEKO:
ten gtfo i bet you and wish sexted all night

TEN:
you ain't wrong
BUT you guys need to fall in love too for us to be unmasked to each other so chop chop please i'd like a dick in my ass as soon as possible

BAMBI:
um- ma'am i'm still in highschool so if you didn't open your mouth ever again that would be greatly appreciated

HAECHAN:
^^^

WHITE:
i-

FLASH:
my school is a shithole :)

ANEKO:
dAmN mA iS iT tHaT sErIoUs

FLASH:
yes.

ACE:
damn okay b 💅🏼

MOONIE:
bro i- i h*te ace

ACE:
aight i see how it is 💝

MOONIE:
gtfo please and thank you ✋

KITTY:
hey guys! :D

MOONIE:
AH BABY 🤧

KITTY:
💕💖💞💘💝💗

ACE:
i don't see you telling him to gtfo

MOONIE:
because he's precious, you're like a rock and he's a diamond

ACE:
i-

ANEKO:
can y'all shut up for a second? school was terrible today and i just want to try and figure out anything we can about this stupid soulmate shit or whatever it is

WHITE:
if i ask the question who would you trust with your life, what would be the first name that comes to your mind out of the people here?
the whole point of this is so see who we feel most connected too and trust the most, this doesn't mean they're your match but it could give you an idea

KITTY:
for some reason i feel a weird connection between me and flash... 💞

FLASH:
that's me b 🤧

ANEKO:
he's adorable protect him with your life

FLASH:
aye aye captain ✋

ACE:
uh, guys?
me and angel were talking on pm and we decided to call because we figured they couldn't stop us from saying our names on there...

ANGEL:
turns out they monitor calls too, because when i said my name my voice went all haywire and ace couldn't hear anything i was saying

ANEKO:
shit

ANGEL:
???

ANEKO:
on the homescreen it says you can't say any personal information or you'll get punished
maybe that's why my day was so bad

ANGEL:
shit

KITTY:
hey no swearing >:(

FLASH:
if the babie says no swearing then no swearing

ANEKO:
and you made fun of me for being whipped

FLASH:
ay
shut the fuck up

ANEKO:
???
NO YOU??

WHITE:
BOTH of you shut up where's my boy
@ autumn

AUTUMN:
YOUR BOY?!
MAYBE I DIED 🤧

WHITE:
yes yes shut up
i'm almost positive we're soulmates
but
i'm straight

AUTUMN:
HAHA FUNNY JOKE

WHITE:
???

AUTUMN:
o shit u were serious
well i'm bisexual-

WHITE:
great. fuck.

AUTUMN:
very great ;)
come over bby

WHITE:
@ wellwish
what did you taint him with

WELLWISH:
I DIDNT DO ANYTHING THIS TIME

ANEKO:
sounds fake but okay

ACE:
i call bullshit

MOONIE:
so that was a fucking lie

WELLWISH:
STOP QUOTING RANDOM THINGS I GET THE POINT GUYS

ACE:
did moonie just ??? add onto what i saying ???

MOONIE:
shut UP
this does not mean i like you

ACE:
sounds fake but okay

ANEKO:
BITCH STOP COPYING ME

BAMBI:
SOMEONE HOLD MY HAND IM SCARED TOO MUCH YELLING

HAECHAN:
ON IT BBY

BAMBI:
OW FUCK
I JUST GOT SHOCKED
I WANT DEATHDHDB

HAECHAN:
omg baby-
wait
what the fuck

BAMBI:
OUCHIE I JUST GOT SHCOOED AGINBS

FLASH:
oh my god

ANGEL:
holy fuck

KITTY:
what?? i'm confused fill me in :(

ACE:
bambi and haechan are paired

BAMBI:
WHAT THE FUCKSHDH

HAECHAN:
EXCUSÉ MOI???!!!??!!

BAMBI:
THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THE LANGUAGE OF THE BAGUETTE, CHANNIE

HAECHAN:
SKDHDJD YOU CALLED ME CHANNIE 🥺🤚
NOONE TALK TO ME IM SOFT 🤧

ANEKO:
LANGUAGE OF THE BAGUETTE?!
BAMBI I-

MOONIE:
this group chat needs jesus

FLASH:
no actually
i think this groupchat needs therapy

ACE:
get in bitches we're going to therapy!!!

ANEKO:
*deep sigh*

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