ASEAN Online

By trailsofstars

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Singapore starts a new chatroom with the rest of the Asean for political reasons. Then everyone else decided... More

Vietnam tries to leave (and other issues i guess)
Mangoes, durians, money and drama
Piri is bored
Piri is bored pt. 2
Piri is bored again
What if...
Meetings.. ugh
Never allow Myanmar in the kitchen
3 am (aka the Devil's hour)
Requests anyone?
Brunei is a precious boi as usual
Seen
England's love life and Malaysia's dilemma
HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA..... what
Damn Singa u lovable idiot
Headcanons bc im bored

She doesn't even go here!

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Timor Leste joined the group

Timor Leste: eyo waddup

Singapore: No

Singapore removed Timor Leste from the group

Indonesia: NO

Indonesia added Timor Leste to the group

Timor Leste: thanks kakak 😊😊

Indonesia: no problem my sweet little angel

Malaysia: ew

Singapore: Disgusting

Myanmar: WADDUP LOSERS

Timor Leste: the only loser i see is u

Myanmar: wow rude

Myanmar: where do i drop this child again

Singapore: Outside

Malaysia: in the trash with Indonesia

Indonesia: wow rude

Timor Leste: so mean :'(

Malaysia: deserved

Myanmar: stfu satan spawn

Cambodia: i hear someone bullying myanmar waddup

Cambodia: nvm

Timor Lesta: eyo its the freak

Cambodia: aren't you like 10?? go play roblox or something

Timor Leste: aren't you supposed to be dead or smthn?

Cambodia: indonesia control this child

Indonesia: she's young, cam, she's still learning

Myanmar: yeah

Myanmar: learning to be a little bitch

Malaysia: ^^

Indonesia: y'all are proofs of my failures as an older sister thus i am using different methods this time

Laos: aren't you a bit too tolerant

Indonesia: that worked with philippines now didn't it

Philippines: i was colonized by spain for 3 centuries

Indonesia: and look how well you turned out to be

Timor Leste: "look how well" lmao have u seen the state of her country

Laos: lmao

Philippines: im?? triyng?? mu best?? hwo dare yuo?

Timor Leste: try harder

Timor Leste: you can't even spell right

Brunei: i just heard something crash from phil's room what happened?

Brunei: oh

Brunei: hi timor

Timor Leste: HI BRUNEI

Timor Leste: I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE

Timor Leste: WHEN WILL YOU VISIT AGAIN?

Brunei: uhh

Malaysia: say never

Indonesia: brunei be nice

Myanmar: run

Cambodia: lock your doors and windows

Singapore: File a restraining order

Indonesia: GUYS

Indonesia: she's a child

Laos: can't be a child if she's older than 50

Myanmar: can't be a child if she acting like she's satan's spirit

Laos: do you even believe in satan?

Myanmar: no but he sounds like an asshole

Cambodia: im sure satan's nicer

Timor Leste: yall just jealous im better than all of you combined

Singapore: is this about you not being in the ASEAN?

Timor Leste: the asean would be better if i was part of it

Timor Leste: just sayin

Malaysia: add her and i'll leave

Myanmar: ^^

Timor Leste: that's another reason why you should add me

Laos: good riddance

Laos: also cam's crying lmao

Myanmar: lmao what

Laos: has been for the past 5 mins

Cambodia: SHUT UP LAOS THATS NOT TRUE

Myanmar: LMAOOO
Myanmar deleted a message

Myanmar: i mean

Myanmar: nesia, do you see what your precious baby sister is doing?

Myanmar: she's making cam cry

Timor Leste: im doing something right then

Indonesia: cam always cries

Cambodia: I DO NOT

Cambodia: that's philippines

Philippines: LIES LIES LIES

Philippines: stop mentioning me smh im trying to watch something

Timor Leste: pls leave we don't want you here

Philippines: THATS IT

Brunei: timor...

Philippines: IVE HAD IT WITH YOUR DISRESPECTFUL ASS

Malaysia: GO PHIL

Myanmar: SHOW HER WHAT YOURE MADE OF QUEEN

Timor Leste: what u gonna do? hit me with a slipper

Philippines: even worse

Philippines: @Vietnam @Thailand

Timor Leste: WAIT NO IM SORRY

Thailand: hm?

Vietnam: what do you want?

Myanmar: too late~

Thailand: oh

Vietnam: oh

Thailand: hi timor~

Timor Leste: hi

Thailand: it's been a while hasn't it~

Timor Leste: yes

Timor Leste: also ive been very good just so you know

Vietnam: how have you been since the last time we saw you?

Timor Leste: also good

Vietnam: good

Thailand: thats good

Timor Leste: nesia help

Vietnam: is there anything wrong?

Vietnam: i have my paddle

Timor Leste left the group

Thailand: ??

Myanmar: LMAOO

Malaysia: FINALLY

Cambodia: viet thai i love you both so much

Laos: lol

Vietnam: i don't understand

Vietnam: i just want to know how she's doing

Thailand: was it something we said?

Laos: don't worry about that

Laos: just know that half of the people in this group are very in love with you

Philippines: bold of u to assume i haven't been in love with viet for a long time

Vietnam: phil?

Philippines: platonically of course

Malaysia: thank you both so much

Thailand: i dont really know what i did but does that mean you'll finally become one with me

Malaysia: dont push it

Thailand: aww

Singapore: Indonesia

Singapore: Do you now see the error of your ways?

Indonesia: i

Indonesia: i need to rethink how i am as a big sister

Malaysia: u should

Philippines: tru tru

Myanmar: never invite that child here again

Indonesia: but what if she actually does join the ASEAN

Brunei: it'll probably happen, she IS a part of SEA

Malaysia: smh tectonic plates cant do their job right

Singapore: In that case, we can't do anything

Singapore: I pray Indonesia will learn to be a better big sister to Timor Leste in hopes that she grows to be a better country

Indonesia: why do i feel as if i am very pressured

Cambodia: because its on you to make sure the ASEAN never becomes the hell it was a few minutes ago

Laos: bold of you to assume it wasn't hell in the first place

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Lessons of the day:

-Timor is demon child

-Indonesia thinks demon child is baby even tho there's concrete evidence that timor is evil right in front of her

-Singapore doesn't like demon child

-Myanmar and Malaysia hates demon child

-Cambodia cries because demon child insulted him

-Laos doesn't care

-Vietnam and Thailand scare demon child

-Philippines avoids demon child, demon child likes Brunei

also why does it feel like wattpad is getting worse every year? anyone remember the times when they didn't give you an ad after every chapter?

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