You guys: You're just Updating so you can talk about Random Shit in the Beginning and End notes
Me:*Insert me Gasping vigorously like you guys hurt my Feelings* Th-That is not True! I updated so you guys can have something Good to Read during Quarantine!
[Insert you guys scrolling through a Shitty and Rushed Chapter]
Me at the End note: Anyways, I wanted to talk about this thing that I saw yesterday-
Btw, for those of you who are also Very Gay for Barb from Trolls: World Tour, I'm working on the X Reader and I already have Six chapters done, and I'll Publish it when I I get Ten Chapters Done
(Also, I'm just gonna call Long Horse Long Horse because that's easier than calling him your Skeleton Horse Friend)
You woke up on the Couch after the Lion had completely Torched your Face. ' It was a dream' You told yourself as you looked around the Dark Living Room. You looked down and saw that someone had covered you up with a Blanket. You heard no Bones Cracking and felt Nothing Push against your Face, so Long Horse wasn't in the room with you for some reason, which struck you with Confusion because he followed you Every where. You stood up and started stumbling around the Darkness, trying to find a Lamp to turn on. After a while of Frustration, you gave up and blindly walked into the Kitchen, fumbling for the Light switch until you finally got it turned on. You stepped back a bit however, shocked to see that the Table and Counter where filled with Green Cans with Green Ducks on them. Some of the Cans where Tipped over and you saw Dark Red Chunks of Meat spilled out of them with Green Chunks of Hair stuck in it. You cautiously walked deeper into the Kitchen, avoiding the little Puddles of Dark Liquid on the Hardwood Floor. It looked like Blood, but you weren't Sure. You suddenly slipped and landed on your Back Painfully. You groaned and tried to pull your self up but instantly stopped once you saw that the Scenery Changed. You where now Sitting on a Hard Concrete Room. It was Cold and very Claustrophobic. There was a Hospital Bed pushed up against he Wall, right Beside you, and infront of you was another Wall with a TV Propped up on it. You where shocked to see that Manny was on the TV, along with a Girl with Olive Skin and Green, Scruffy hair and a Taller Man with Red Hair that had white Stripes in it. The Girl was wearing a Light Grey Sweater and the Man was dressed up like he was a Butcher. You couldn't hear what the two where saying to Manny, so you assumed that the TV was Muted.
You heard a Moan of Discomfort from the Hospital Bed beside you so you Pulled yourself up and looked at who was in the Bed. It was a Male with Tan skin and Green hair. ".. Robin?" You whispered, but Robin didn't respond, so you assumed that he didn't Hear you. " Robin!" You said Louder, still no Response. You heard Buzzing from Beside you, in the Floor. You looked down and saw a Phone with a Huge Crack in the Screen. It was Vibrating and you bent down and Picked it up. It was Vibrating because someone was Calling it, the Contact name was 'Lasgana Queen', not that that means anything to the story. Not thinking twice about it, you answered the Call. " Hello?"
" What's that?" You jumped, the phone falling onto the Kitchen table. You looked and saw the Girl with Green hair Standing beside you. You didn't notice it as soon as it happened, but you where suddenly in the Brightly Lit Kitchen, not a Can of that Weird stuff to be seen. " Um.. Pardon?" " Why'd you have this?" The Girl picked up the Sandwich you where just Holding up to your Face with her Thumb and Index finger, like she was holding up a Peice of Trash. " I-" " You know what could happen to you if you Eat this, Right?" The girl Pestered, cutting you off. " I don't-" " 'ere, Try this." The girl Carelessly Tossed the Sandwich over her Shoulder and Slid a Can over to you. It was Already Opened with its Lid Peeled back, and it had Steam coming from it, like it had just been cooked(Because in the Actual DHMIS episode we see a Can of it in the Microwave, so-). It also had a Plastic Fork in it already. You looked at the Girl with an Unsure Expression on your face. She just Smiled back at you, which Eased you a little. You grabbed the Can and pulled it Closer to you, pulling out the Fork. A Big Chunk of Meat was already on the Fork, and as you pulled it out of the Can, a Crimson Liquid was Steadily dripping down from it. You stared at it with a Look of Concern before you Lifted the Meat on the Fork up to your Lips. You bit into the 'Mystery Meat' and your eyes Widened in Surprise. It tasted... Good. You moaned a little because of how good it was and felt some of the Red Liquid trail from the Meat down to the Edges of your Mouth and Down your face.
The Meat was Chewy and it tasted Metallic yet it also tasted like Pork or Chicken, maybe even Beef. You couldn't quite put your Finger on it. " Is it good?" The Scruffy haired Girl asked you, leaning in Closer. You nodded and shoved the Rest of the Meat that was on the Fork into your Mouth. Before putting the fork back into the Can. More of the Red Liquid squeezed itself past your Lips and trailed down your Face, but you wiped it away with the Back of your Hand and Licked your Lips. In a matter of Minutes you ate everything in the Can, including the Strangely Tube-shaped Parts that where So long, You had to slurp it up like it was Spaghetti, and the ones that where shaped like Giant-sized Beans. You turned the Can Upside down and Drank the remains of the Crimson Liquid. Once you drank that, you cringed at the Taste it left in your mouth. It was so Metallic-y and Thick, like Metallic Flavored Syrup. You set the Can down and wiped your Mouth, making an 'Mmh' sound as you did so. " That was Good." You said to the Girl. " Well, If you liked that one, I bet you won't mind if you had another." The Girl pulled out another Can, but this one was Yellow and with a little Cartoon Drawing of a Girl with Purple hair and blues eyes and a Hat ontop of her Head on it.
You didn't think anything of it, you just grabbed the Open Can and Started Eating.
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C A N N I B A L I S M
I know that Best Boi, Long Horse, wasn't in this Chapter, but he's gonna Pull a Kim Jong Un for a While
Anyway, the Photo of the Day won't Load, so let me describe it:
Its Hank Hill dressed like a Magical Anime Girl. Complete with the Pigtails, Outfit, Pink Nails, and other shit
Anyway, My Cat, Hazel, had Babies and I named them: Yakko, Wakko, and Gargoyle
I was Originally going to name them Yakko, Wakko, and Dot because the Animaniacs where my Childhood and love them, but they're all Boys, so I went with Gargoyle.
They're a Week Old(or maybe a bit older, idk) and they're so S M O L
Also, since I talked about the Animaniacs for a second there, I'm just gonna say that I relate So much to Yakko, like??? It's Uncanny.
I have a DVD Set that I got from Wal-Mart(Where the fuck else would I get it??) And it has the Whole fucking Series, and there an Episode where Yakko takes an Ink Blot test and the Ink Blots look like Food n' other things, but the only thing Yakko said that the Pictures reminded him of is Girls and the Doctor says " You're too Obsessed with Girls" and I-
If that isn't my Gay Ass-
Anyway, about the [Human/College AU!]Barb X Reader(Remember, it's a Trolls: World Tour Book, ajcnsnbf)
I'm 6 Chapters in and the Reader is Already going to a Party n Shit
But the Thing is, She CHOOSES to go, None of her Dorm Mates(because in the Book she had 3 Dorm Buddies) Pressure her into Going, she decides to go on her Own Accord, which might not Sound that Extreme, but compared to the other Books on here that had the Friend practically FORCING and MANIPULATING the reader into going to a Party, it's a Nice breath of Fresh air.
It also isn't one of those Instant Romance things where they fall in Love at First Sight and Immediately start Dating, I'm using that Snowball Effect thing(Snowball Effect Things for Romance Story's aren't that Common on here, its always the other thing, so-) for this.
They Start out as Friends and then they Slowly get Romantic Feelings for Each other(Well, Y/n gets a Boyfriend, but Barb Romances her way to Y/n by singing some fucking rOCK MUSIC-), so there's basically the whole storyline there, lmao.
Wait a Minute, w-wait, wh-what is...?
ÓwÒ, what's this?
*Gasp* It's a Cover Reveal, to show that I'm actually working on it-
(I think it's kinda stupid that the Photo of the Day won't Load, but the Cover Reveal Does, smh 🙄)
Last thing: We can Throw Hands if you want to or Not, But the 2019 Cats Movie isn't that Bad.
HEAR ME OUT!!
I don't like a Lot of things in the 2019 Version(Like the Designs. the designs are Horrible[Well, My little Sister Likes the Designs for the 2019 Version, but she somehow Hates the Designs for the 1998 version?? Idk why she Doesn't like the 1998 designs, but Oh Well]), but it's a Good Movie.
I dont Like the Slow song they did for Rumpleteazer and Mungojerrie(who, by the Way, are my FAVORITES! I love them), I kind of liked the Faster one better(and they didn't do the Double Cartwheel from the 1998 version, which made me Disappointed), but I still like Jennyanydots Song and the British Accents
Buy I don't get why in Some scenes the Cats are 4 inches tall, but in the Next Scene they're about 16 inches tall.
Also, the Actors looked really Stupid crawling around on their Hands and Knees, ngl
Also, the Tail and Ear Movements are really Smooth n all, but i feel like they could've toned the Movements down a Bit
Also, People are staying that Cats is the Worst movie in the world and.. *Insert me Glancing over at all of the Asylum Movies(Asylum being the Studio that Made Trolland, Iggy's way Home, and Homeward), Dingo Productions(Famous for the 'Yee' meme), GoldenFilms Studios(who I don't think is really famous for anything except for the Fact that Disney tried to Sue them), and, Of Course, Rhapsody Street Kids: Believe in Santa Claus(Famous for the Grandma who is Always having a Stroke, which leads you to not know wtf she just said)*....................................
................. ArE YoU sUrE aBoUt ThAT?????
Kk, I'm Done, BAII!