Ryan: Hey hey!!
Brendon: someone's in a good mood
Ryan: just got out of practice it went well
Brendon: that's good
Ryan: so we've been talking for a while
Brendon: a few days sure
Ryan: I gotta ask something
Brendon: okay
Ryan: do you think I'm cute???
Brendon: lol um doesn't everybody?
Ryan: cool I think you're cute too
Ryan: hot actually
Ryan: like really hot
Ryan: you're fucking sexy
Brendon: um thanks?
Ryan: I always talk about you
Ryan: I don't stop staring
Ryan: I wanna kiss you
Brendon: I uh... I don't know how to respond to that
Ryan: come to my house
Ryan: let's fuck
Ryan: run away with me
Brendon: what's going on?
Ryan: notice me senpai
Ryan: your contact name is Brenny Bear 🐻
Brendon: you alright?
Ryan: butt secs
Ryan: Marry Me!!
Ryan: my name is Jeff
Ryan: sjskcjk
Ryan: okay bye
Brendon: who are you?
Ryan: teehee
Ryan: he's coming gotta go!!
Brendon: um okay?
Ryan: OH MY GOD!!
Ryan: I'm so sorry! That wasn't me!!
Brendon: I kinda figured
Ryan: I was showering after practice and I guess the guys thought it'd be funny to go on my phone
Brendon: why did they text me?
Ryan: seeing that the only conversations I haven't deleted are from you and my dad and I guess they didn't want to spam my dad
Brendon: seems like they had fun
Ryan: they weren't sneaky about when I got out of the shower they just watched me and waited till I figured it out they even left my phone on with the message sitting there
Brendon: guess they wanted to see your reaction when you found out lol
Ryan: well hope they enjoy watching me sit with only a towel on in the locker room explaining what happened
Brendon: is anything they said true?
Ryan: like what?
Brendon: is my contact name really Brenny Bear with a bear emoji
Ryan: maybe...
Brendon: do you think I'm cute?
Ryan: well you're not unattractive
Brendon: do you wanna kiss me?
Ryan: you know what it's getting late I still gotta get dressed and head home for dinner I'll text you later
Brendon: lol okay Ry
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A/N:
Who let me have a debit card? I can't stop buying stuff. Bright side I'm finally getting the Klaus Funko I've been wanting!