Cop: It's illegal to bribe people with live animals.
Me: [slides a weasel across the table] I think we can agree that I can weasel my way out of this situation, officer.
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Cop: It's illegal to bribe people with live animals.
Me: [slides a weasel across the table] I think we can agree that I can weasel my way out of this situation, officer.
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