Tear-able Puns & Lame Jokes

By a9enba9

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A collection of puns and lame jokes, because in a world of negativity, everyone needs a reason to laugh once... More

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By a9enba9

Cop: It's illegal to bribe people with live animals.

Me: [slides a weasel across the table] I think we can agree that I can weasel my way out of this situation, officer.

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