Dedicated to e-nnui
Hyung line reacion to your (child)ren pranking you
Genre:comedy (mostly )
1.4kwords;unedited
HOSEOK (getting a girl pregnant)
Hoseok and you were currently relaxing in your bed while watching reruns of Martin. He had his head on you stomach while you absent mindedly played with his hair, softly scratching his scalp every so often. He'd came in from work with a huge pout on his face and just wanted to be by you and you did not mind at all.
There was a knock at your bedroom door interrupting the relaxing vibe, hobi grunted kicking his legs like a little baby and you laughed at his childish action. He shouted a annoyed come in as he took his eyes off the tv and glared at your second child in the doorway.
"Yes poppa?" you call your son Hope by his nickname and he smacked his lips.
"Mama stop calling me that gay name"
"get slapped boy" You and Hoseok said at the same time causing hobi to laugh then return to rubbing his hands up and down your thighs and watching the tv. Hope rolled his eyes then proceeded to talk.
"I-i have to tell you something." he said with a fearful tone. This caused you to sit up and stop playing with hobis hair, it even caught hoseoks attention causing him to stop watching tv all together. You both looked at the seventeen year old boy waiting for him to continue.
"um.. i. I may or may not... have-"
"Boy spit it out!" Hoseok was getting irritated you had to grab his hand as a sign to calm down, your son sighed and looked towards the floor.
"Ivory's pregnant." Hope mumbled making your heart drop and your eyes widen.
"Son imma pray for you" Hoseok mumbled turning his attention back to the tv and quickly taking his hand from yours before you squeezed the life out of it.
"YOU WHAT, XAIVION?!" Hope knew he should probably have called off the prank right then and there when you yelled his middle name but he kept going.
"I-i-i sai-"
"NO I HEARD YO BLACK ASS YOU BETTER PRAY I DONT FUCKING CATCH YOU" you yelled as you took one of your slippers off and rushed towards him.
"Cuz i know damn well I taught you safe sex,Hope!" You yelled more as you hit him in the ankle with the slipper making him fall . You took your other sandal off and started to hit him repeatedly.
"DAD HELP ME"
"My name bennit and I aint in it.." hoseok spoke not taking his eyes off the tv. Hopes eyes grew wide as he looked at his father in disbelief.
"Where she gon go ,Hope?"
"Who house she gon be by ,Hope?"
"What ROOM SHE GON BE IN , HOPE?!
"Ma MA, its A PRANK please stop" Hope said trying to run but you had him locked down.
JIN( being disrespectful)
Jin was teaching you how to make one of his mothers cakes that you had been craving.
"Then you add this and bake until light brown or golden." He instructed and you followed what he said making sure to do it just right. You smiled and looked up at him , " do you think it will be yummy?"
Jin looked away "child ion know bout dat" you gasped and punched his arm "Baby im joking!" He chuckled and kissed your forehead, you playfully rolled your eyes. "Mhm"
Just as you turned around your daughter was coming in the door from school. "Hi honey, how was school?" Soon-jin walked straight pass you and hugged her father. "Hi appa" you looked at her then jin then looked at her again. she went to the refrigerator and went to grab something
"Ah-ah wash your hands first" you gently spoke ignoring her not answering your question. Soon-jin looked at you and rolled her eyes
"Whatever, __"
You've never jacked someone up so fast in your life "Little girl i don't know what you got going on but you-"
"__ baby it was a prank" jin giggle at how fast you grabbed y'all's daughter by her jacket "man don't play like that... almost knocked yo head off"
"Sorry mama it was daddy's idea" she giggled hugging you.
YOONGI (having a boy in the house)
You and Yoongi had just got back from seeing a movie. Tossing your keys on the kitchen counter you turned to Yoongi.
"Wanna go shower then take a nap?"
"You read my mind" he smirked as he started rushing up the stairs, you laughed at made your way up the stairs ad well. You weren't paying attention and ended up bumping into yoongi back.
"Babe what the he-" he shushed you and placed his hand over your mouth making you look at him like he was crazy "you hear that?" You paused and heard faint thumping sounds.
"Min-jaaaae!"
this made you and Yoongi look at each other wide eyed and rush the rest in the way up the stairs. The noises got louder as you got closer to your son Min-jae's room
"Fuck harder." you gasped and yoongi busted down the door
"THE HELL GOING ON IN- see your ass play too damn much, Min-jae." yoongi sighed as he seen your son and his boyfriend laughing their asses off.
NAMJOON (your toddler faking sleep)
You, Namjoon, and your baby girl were all laying in bed watching blues clues. Namjoon was fast asleep and you looked at Lyra seeing her eyes closed, you were about to grab your phone and snap a picture because the two of them looked just alike. Just as you took the picture Lyra peeked at you with one eye then closed them tight again.
"I seen you pretty girl" you giggled and started to tickle her feet making her go into a laughing fit.
Maknae line reaction to your( child)ren breaking things
Taehyung (breaking your vintage china set)
You and all the kids were doing Sunday morning cleaning while listening to slow jams. Taehyung was still in bed due to him catching the flu.
You'd just finished cleaning the kitchen and were about to check on your husband. Just as you got to your bedroom door you heard Taehyung call you in a whiny manner causing you to playfully roll your eyes. Men are suck babies when they are sick. As soon as you got into the room you seen the taller male in only his boxers with his hair wet. He was laying on top of the covers with a fan turned towards him.
"What's wrong Tae baby?" He glanced at you and just as he was about to speak you heard a loud clashing noise followed by a harmony of 'ou's.
"WHAT WAS THAT?!" You yelled from your door.
"MOMMA RAEYUH BROKE YO FANCY PLATES!"
"UH-UH JUNHYUNG DID IT!"
You hurried out of your room to were the sound was with Taehyung right behind you. He didn't care how sick he was, someone was finna get a beat down and he wasn't gonna miss it.
Jungkook (breaking his pc)
You and Jungkook where cuddlled on the couch watching American horror story while your daughter Jakari was in her room doing her homework.
"Mom! Dad! Look what i just found !" The snaller girl was running down the wooden stairs with what looked like a big rock in her small hands.
"Jakari dint run-" before you could finish your sentence she tripped on the last step. She let go of the rock causing it to fly and crash directly into Jungkook's gaming pc screen .
"My baby!" The two of you exclaimed at the same time only your big-headed husband ran to his computer instead of Jakari.
Jimin (breaking your glass table)
Sighing you got out of bed to see what the loud music was for in your living room. Of course it was Jimin trying to teach your boys how to do a choreography Hoseok had shown him.
You stood in the entrance watching them for a few minutes before your eldest and youngest started to fight about who would get to be the "main dancer" of the routine. The two started to get pushy and your middle child ended up getting pushed back onto your glass coffee table, causing it to break from the force. You gasped and rushed over to make sure his was alright but Jimin had already picked up the boy and shushed his cries while scolding your other two.
"Now say sorry to Hong-sol then go to your room since you dont know how to act!"
I know y'all tired of me saying imma come back just to post old stuff and disappear again 💀😭