iMessage
Today 4:44 PM
me: what does rockin' robin do when she's bored?
malcum: hey i missed you
me: you dont know me
malcum: i meant your jokes
me: i had finals
malcum: makes sense
malcum: what does she do
me: she tweets
malcum: nice one
me: calum might have a girlfriend
malcum: whos calum
me: calum hood
malcum: whos that
me: search up 5 seconds of summer, you're missing out
malcum: im good love
me: suit yourself
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iMessage
Today 4:44 PM
me: how do you row a canoe filled with puppies?
malcum: not sure
me: bring out the doggy paddle
malcum: this is really an every day thing now huh?
me: at 4:44 pm
malcum: is that our time?
(authors note; 7:15, that's our time. I love).
me: its my time
malcum: fine
me: just kidding, i share i guess
malcum: thanks :-)
me: ew dont do that, thats luke hemmings' thing
malcum: who the hell is luke hemmings
me: 5
me: Seconds
me: Of
me: Summer
me: listen
malcum: no
me: you'll do eventually
malcum: doubt it
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iMessage
Today 4:44 PM
me: why were the utensils stuck together?
malcum: they were sticky?
me: they were spooning
me: why would they be sticky
malcum: i honestly dont know
malcum: where do you get these from ive never heard them
me: secret
malcum: fair enough
me: dont ever search them up got it?
malcum: sounds good
me: feels good
malcum: ?
me: 5
malcum: seconds of summer got it already
me: :/
malcum: one song aurora, one song
me: fuck thats hard
me: i'll press shuffle real quick on my playlist
malcum: lame
me: disconnected
me: ooh thats a good one
malcum: fine i'll listen
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iMessage
Today 4:44 PM
me: what kind of music do chiropractors listen to?
malcum: jazz
me: hip pop
malcum: that makes more sense
me: disconnected?
malcum: its average
me: :0
5soshater: what?
me: you have no taste
5soshater: i disagree
me: i dont care
5soshater: thats unfortunate
me: it really is
5soshater: what else do you listen to?
me: halsey. AC. tupac. panic! at the disco. shawn mendes. FOB. ariana grande. 5 seconds of summer. billie eilish. rihanna. childish gambino. tyler, the creater. notorious b.i.g. selena. frank sinatra.
5soshater: not bad, old school but some new in there too
5soshater: respect
me: grassy ass
5soshater: ?
me: gracias
5soshater: not into rap?
me: nah
5soshater: there's some good rappers out there tho
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iMessage
Today 4:44 PM
me: why is cold water so insecure?
5soshater: why?
me: because it's never been called hot
5soshater: poor cold water
me: debatable
5soshater: hater
me: definitely you, 5sos hater
malcum: actually their music isn't bad
me: told you
malcum: eh i guess so
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