Winter: spend a day in the desert?
Winter: Are you trying to get me killed!?
Winter: Whatever, my body coldblooded, so it's probably not that bad--
Later:
Winter: *pants* IT'S BAD! IT'S SO VERY BAD! *pants*
*Winter is in the middle of the desert. Suddenly, a random SandWing passed him*
SandWing: You OK, dude? You need some water?
Winter: Fuck off-- Wait! Yes! I would like some water!
*The SandWing gave Winter a flask, and he drank out of it*
Winter: *cough! cough!*
Winter: What the fuck is that!? It's disgusting!
SandWing: It's cactus water.
Winter: You just brought me closer to death! Begone with you!
SandWing: But--
Winter: I SAID BEGONE! *throws flask at him*
*The SandWing ran away, and Winter collapsed on the sand*
Winter: I'll just rest here, a little bit...
???: Don't look so down!
Winter: What the fuck?
*Winter turned and saw a mini camel with fairy wings*
Winter: What the hell are you supposed to be?
Sparkles: I'm Mr Sparkles! And here to keep you company!
Winter: Fuck to the no.
Sparkles: Don't be like that! Here you go! *gives him a sandwich*
Winter: Aw! This is so thoughtful! Thank you, Mr Sparkles!
*Winter eats into it, but it tasted different...*
Winter: What's in here?
Sparkles: Oh, only salad, meat, and most important of all...
Sparkles: Sand.
Winter: *spits out sand*
Sparkles: MWAHAHAHA!
Winter: MR SPARKLES! WHYYYYYYY!?
The next day:
Qibli: Well, I'm here, but where's-- Ah! There he is!
*Winter was being pecked by vultures, and Qibli quickly shooed them away*
Qibli: Winter, are you alive?
Winter: Arrgh!
Qibli: Good, you're--
Winter: WHERE'S MR SPARKLES! THAT TRAITOR!
Qibli: Great, now you're crazy. Let's go home.
Later at home:
Qibli: So, you hallucinated a camel with wings?
Winter: I know!
Qibli: And his name...was Mr Sparkles?
Vulture: *gasp* HOW DO KNOW THAT NAME!?
Qibli: Uh--
Vulture: I thought I killed that motherfucker! Goddammit!
Winter: Vulture, you and I both know that fucker is invincible.
Qibli: I live with crazy people...