Sort of Dead

By RaghavBhatia7

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**This book features short, fun, snappy chapters** **Perfectly fine as a standalone** [Caution: may pack a co... More

PREFACE
1 - Story of My Stupid, Cursed Life
2 - How I Embarrassed Myself In Middle School
3 - How I First Met A Spirit
4 - How I Was First Born Dead And How I First Died
5 - Whishy-washy
6 - Hating What You Love
7 - How Life Won't Let Me Live In Peace
8 - They Didn't Tell Me
9 - Bye-Bye, Good Life
10 - This Sucks
11 - Friendship?
12 - You Are So Very Dead, New Kid
13 - Detention And After Detention (Kill me, Please)
14 - I Die In This One (Sigh)
15 - My Side Of The Story
16 - Life And Death
17 - The Walking Undead
18 - You Better
19 - How I First Met A Spirit (Part Two)
20 - Theatricals Can Be Fun!
21 - No . . .
22 - Dead, Sort of
23 - Bogs And Moons
24 - Songs Of Jet-Lag, Trepidation And Madness
25 - Two Birthdays
26 - It's Party Time (Humans Not Allowed)!
27 - It's Hard To Name This Chapter
28 - Hail The Coven (Bloodbath Part One)
29 - The Spray-Club Exorcism (Bloodbath Part Two)
30 - Blood, Blood Everywhere (And All The Drops He Drank)
31 - Will Someone Please Tell Me What's Going On?
33 - The Big, Bad, Lying Liar
34 - You're Telling Me Now?!
35 - Uncle Om's Secretive Tone
36 - Cue The Dramatic Score
37 - Aftermath (Do The Math)
38 - An Idiosyncratic, Foolhardy Plan Is Our Last Chance
39 - We Are All Set?
40 - Even I Don't Know What Happens Next
41 - The Girliest Animal That Ever Girled
42 - Homework: A Question For The Ages
43 - Blindfolds, Trees, And Stranger Things
44 - By The Lakeside
45 - For The Love Of Blood, Just Move It!
46 - A Little Magic In Our Lives
47 - Stones Are Bombs And Lizard-Heads Are Fast?
48 - Dear Reader, We Are Doomed
49 - A Rabbit, An Eddy, Or The Vortex Of Death?
50 - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
51 - Erm, Excuse Me?
52 - City Of A Hundred Haunts
53 - Lakoswa-boggle-gobble-whatchamallik
54 - Mr. Cellomann's Sweet Sweetshop
55 - Sealing The Deal With The Muscular Guy
56 - Moral Of The Story: I Can't Swim For The Life Of Me
57 - Freddy Krueger On Steroids
58 - Dolls Drive Carriages
59 - No Sweat
60 - Vampire, Survivor, Same Thing
61 - The Coven Thirteen
62 - Waking Up
63 - Trip Down Memory Lane
64 - A Double-Zipped Bag Full Of Secrets
65 - The Illegitimate Son
66 - Kryptonite And Warnings
67 - Sleep
68 - Her Wickedness's Ballroom
69 - Tears In A Cage
70 - Hope In Humming
71 - Old Ghosts, Past Mistakes
72 - Nice To Win One
73 - See See
74 - Licks Or Locks
75 - Roughly At The Speed Of Light
76 - All In Favor
77 - Rainbow Rest
78 - Family.
79 - Dark Flames, Burning Flesh
80 - So Not The Void
81 - Linger On, Twitch
82 - A Counterpoint
83 - We Are One, And One Are We
84 - Extra Limbs And No Thirst
85 - Ridiculous, Honestly
86 - The Return Journey
87 - Fare Thee Well
Bonus Chapter: That's the Spirit!

32 - Gung Ho On Going Ballistic

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By RaghavBhatia7

AAR'S POV:-

'Well,' she began, 'apparently, even the spirits were wrong about Witch Moon. Not completely, but still. It did lent them extra powers, but also made them go kind of . . . ballistics. It affected Marra in a bad way, too.’

‘I saw that, alright,' I said crossly, shooting an ugly look at my leech of a friend. Really, can you blame me.

'I am . . .’ Marra wheeled about and shambled a step or two. I could read the expression on his lowered, defeated spine: kill me.

Would that I could, pal, I thought. And if you could stay that way.

I hated myself for having that thought, but I won't deny that I did.

‘. . . sorry,' Marra finished after the Triassic Period had come to an end.

'You're sorry? Right, right, and can you guess what I am, Mar? Can you gue - '

‘AAR!’ Bee shrieked, loud enough for her voice to echo through the hall. The hall. I realized suddenly where I was. It was Marra's Uncle Mr. Om's mansion. I’d been here dozens of times, and wow, in a situation of crisis I suppose even your pillow can become a Wraith.

‘What?’ I shot back at her.

She didn’t shout again. Her eyes were wet. I wanted to wipe those tears, but I was angry. I had no idea what was going on, and I wasn’t even getting a clear explanation. Bee gestured at Marra, who was sobbing wildly now. His back shaking like a guitar string on pull.

I felt bad. More about how I was behaving like a jerk than for Marra. But still.

‘So, erm, what – what happened anyway?’

'All the spirits went nuts,' Bee said. ‘That’s why we couldn’t find Es. She says she was in a field of wheat, and she could touch the rainbow and the butterflies - '

'Sounds like something she’d fantasize about,' I suggested, doubtful.

'No, I think she went into some sort of a trance. If spirits have that kind of thing. I mean, she’s been looking a bit off to me lately. I’m not sure if you’ve noticed.’

'I noticed, all right,' I said, thinking about her less-than-usual rainbow-outline and that tired floating. 'Couldn't she be lying?'

Bee gave me a look. 'Es? Lying? Seriously?'

‘You got a point there. So basically, Witch Moon messed things up?’

‘In a nutshell, yes.’

‘And what about our . . . blood-bag here?’ I pointed discreetly at Marra.

‘Aar! It isn’t his fault!’ Bee scolded me.

'Bee! He did drink his father to death!’ I mimicked her tone. Actor reflexes, you know. I didn’t mean to rude.

Apparently I was, though. Those beady tears returned in her usually beautiful eyes. ‘He – he - Mar didn’t kill him – I did . . . '

Of course she was going to blame herself. Great. But if I was in her place, isn’t that what I would do as well?

Now, I’m not very good at pacification, but give me props (pun intended) for trying. 'Bee, come on, it wasn’t your mistake. It was Mr. Om and his – wait a second.’

‘Huh?’ Bee looked up at me, wiping those tears. Again, I wish I could wipe them, but that would be too awkward, I guess.

Also, I suddenly had a lot on my mind.

'Two questions. First, where is the dead body?’

Bee sniffed. Her nose was running, I just noticed. She reminded me somewhat of Bogs the nose-picker, I don’t know why. Only difference being that Bogs was disgusting and Bee was lovely.

‘Mr. Om went to –‘ sniff '-take care of that.’

'Okay. Second question. Where is he?’

'He who?’ Sniff.

‘Marra’s Uncle. Mr. Om.’

Sniff. ‘He’s - '

‘Right here,' a thick voice said.

Boot steps. Made us look.

Moments later, a one-armed guy with his face flushed in colors and tears entered the hall. He looked like he’d just lost a brother.

Which was appropriate. Because he had.

STAY SAFE, EVERYONE. LIFE IS NOT OVERRATED.

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