Tear-able Puns & Lame Jokes

By a9enba9

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A collection of puns and lame jokes, because in a world of negativity, everyone needs a reason to laugh once... More

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# Twenty One
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By a9enba9

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9, but why did 7 eat 9?

Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

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