Lexi: :3
Meggy: Oh hi Lexi! What's up?
Lexi: Meggy! Oh I'm so glad I found you!
Meggy: Wait... but I found YOU-
Lexi: NO TIME FOR THAT! Tari's in trouble! Fuckboivrah is attacking her!
Meggy: Well shit let's go!!
*at the castle...*
Meggy: *kicks down the door* WHERE IS THAT SON OF A- huh?
Smg4: 0-0"
Tari: M-Meggy...? Are you okay?
Meggy: ... Lexi... What. The. F U-
Lexi: IT'S A LIE! >:D *a random fire truck appears out of nowhere because Smg4 logic exists* Now go kiss the cyborg kawaii girl.
Tari/Meggy: W-W-WHA?!?!?
Lexi: :3
*Lexi sprayed some water near Meggy's feet*
Mario: *see's that* ... Lexi... Do you wanna die...?
Lexi: Yes.
Mario: Okie dokie-
Uni: *has his spaghetti* Try it, and I'll destroy this spaghetti.
Mario: WHAT!? NO! PLZ NO!! I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR THAT SPAGHETT!!!
Uni: T H E N P E R I S H .
Mario: D:
Meggy: So Imma just take time his chance to... *grabs Tari and runs*
Lexi: OI!
Uni: Ah, let 'me go. I'm prtty sure they'll do more than just kiss anyways. HUE HUE HUE!
Lexi: Ooooohhhh...! Wait what?
Uni: ... Oh wait- J-Just laugh.
Lexi: Uh... Okay...? NEEHEEHEE!
Uni: HUE HUE HUE!
Monokuma: K Y E K K Y E K K Y E K !
Uni/Lexi: OH WHAT THE FU-