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chanmi: YOURE GONNA REGRET THIS
yuna: what are you gonna do? fight my knee?
chanmi: *huffs in tiny*
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yeji: what are you reading?
chanmi: a book of things i hate
yeji: ..... thats a lia photo album
chanmi: whoops wrong book *picks up a yeji photo album*
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chanmi: do you ever get water-hungry?
chaeryeong: you mean thirsty?
ryujin: shut up i'm water-hungry
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[ryumi at the movies]
chanmi: i snuck in some snacks!
ryujin: yeah me too, i brought chi-
chanmi, with ramen noodles in her hand: do you have boiling water?
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chanmi: if i were a superhero guess what my name would be!
yeji: ironman? spiderman?
chanmi: yourman!
yeji: .....
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chaeryeong, showing chanmi a photo of her first dog: this is molly, you never forget your first
chanmi: ew your first what?
chaeryeong: dog.
chanmi: thats never what people mean when they say that
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no one:
chanmi: everyone is at least 50% attracted to me
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Yuna: So, I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.
Chanmi: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?
Yuna: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.
Chanmi : I pity your dentist.
Yuna: Joke's on you. I don't have a dentist.
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{chanmi making lia call her relatives saying that chanmi's dead to see their reactions}
chanmi: is she crying?
lia: a little
chanmi, taking the phone from her: you should be wailing you stone-cold bitch!
chanmi, dialling another number: now call my other grandma
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doctor: i'm sorry to say but your brother has died
chanmi, crying while renegading: yeet
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