[ɴᴇᴡ ᴍᴀssᴀɢᴇ]
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Unknown:
Eyo Tae did I leave my toothbrush at your place?
I can't find it anywhere :/
No?
Uhh I think you have the wrong number sorry
Unknown:
Tae stop being a dumbass I think I'd know if I have the wrong number or not
I have your number saved in my contacts for gods sake
Well maybe the person you're trying to contact who may I remind you is definitely not me, changed their number :)
Unknown:
Hmmmm -__-
Yeah you ain't Tae
His grammar is shit
He must've got a new phone or something without telling me
There you go
Problem solved
Unknown:
Who are you then??
Does that really matter?
Unknown:
Not really I'm just curious :)
I don't even know you :/
Unknown:
Feelings mutual
I mean I wouldn't really call it a feeling I genuinely just don't know you lol
Unknown:
My name's Jungkook
Okay?
Juancock:
And then you say 'my name is...'
My name is...
Juancock:
That's not what I meant 😐
Yeah ik that's not what you meant I'm not that stupid
I just don't really feel like telling you my name
Juancock:
Why? :(
I don't know you
You could be a 50yr old pedo for all I know
Juancock:
What 50yr old is gonna leave their toothbrush and their friends place after they slept over?
And even if I was one it's just a name
You never know 🤷♀️
Juancock:
That could mean that you're a 50yr old pedo for all ik but I still told my name 👀
Well you're just a bit stupid then aren't you
Juancock:
No
I trust that you're not a 50yr old pedo
You're quick to judge
Juancock:
Let's be honest tho most ppl would've pretended to be my friend to take the piss but instead you just told me I got the wrong number
Still wouldn't believe me tho
Juancock:
I did
It just took me a while to realise that shit like this actually happens
Sooooooooo
Will you tell me your name?? :)
Hmmmmmmmm
Fine
Juancock:
Yes!
Tomorrow :)
Juancock:
Wait what?
Ughhhhhhhhhhh :(
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Guess who got really bored in quarantine and decided to start writing again!! :,)