Red Velvet 🌹
9:00 A.M
Rene
@Seul @Wandy @sooyoungie @yerimese ✨ get ur asses online
Wandy came online
Wandy
What is it
sooyoungie came online
Rene
We need a plan
Rene
@Seul @yerimese ✨ HURRY UP
Seul came online
Seul
Hii
sooyoungie
who's yogurt is in the freezer
yerimese ✨ came online
yerimese ✨
bitch that's mine
sooyoungie
lol it's mine now
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Rene
@yerimese ✨ STAY
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sooyoungie
fuck this yogurt is goood
yerimese ✨
bITCH
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Rene
NO
Rene
SOOYOUNG
Rene
@yerimese ✨ STOP
Wandy
Yikes
Seul
Ikr
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yerimese ✨
ok I'm here now chill
Rene
So
Rene
Let's look at the facts
Rene
What do we know?
Seul
Was I supposed to be listening?
yerimese ✨
ok firstly we know sooyoung is a lying bitch
yerimese ✨
secondly we know that sooyoung is eating my strawberry yogurt
sooyoungie
finally we know yerim is being dramatic again
Rene
Smh
Wandy
We know that Sooyoung's fb knows the combination code
Wandy
And the keypad is controlled by SM
Wandy
But couldn't break in and disable it, so that way we don't get fired for telling strangers the code? And then put a lock on the door
Seul
Fuck yeah
Rene
It's all we have
Seul
Let's go
sooyoungie
but I have to finish eating Yerim's yogurt
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Rene
@yerimese ✨ no u don't
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Wandy
Someone should stay behind
Wandy
But we also don't even know what we're doing lol
Rene
Someone cause a distraction, the others sneak in and find the room where shit is controlled and disable the keypad
sooyoungie
who's causing the distraction
Seul
Not me
Wandy
I'm out
yerimese ✨
nah
Seul
Yerim you're staying behind
yerimese ✨
bitch
Rene
Sooyoung cause a distraction, Yerim stay behind, Wendy keep guard outside whatever door we need to go in, Seul and I do the dirty work
Rene
Simple
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Wandy
How should I tell you someone is coming?
Seul
Tell us...?
sooyoungie
idiot
sooyoungie
let's go wtver
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Seul
How are we getting there-
Seul
Oh
--IRL--
{in the car}
[Irene, who was driving, took a deep breath.]
Irene
Do you think leaving Yerim behind was a good idea?
[Seulgi, who was in the passenger seat, looked up from her phone.]
Seulgi
Joohyun, stop worrying.
Joy
As if she'd notice anything! I mean, a meteor could hit the dorm and she wouldn't see.
Wendy
Well, she's Yerim... You know?
Seulgi
No, what's "Yerim"?
[Wendy shrugged from the back.]
Wendy
Well, Yerim is Yerim.
Joy
I'm putting my Airpods in, don't disturb me.
[Irene glanced in the rear view mirror.]
Irene
No point, we're here.
[The girls got out of the car which was parked round the back of the official SM office building. Irene signalled for everyone to crouch behind a hedge so they wouldn't be noticed.]
Irene, whispering
Sooyoung, you have to cause a distraction somehow.
Joy
How though!?
[Seulgi rummaged through her pockets.]
Seulgi
Here, use this.
[She passed Joy a metal slinky.]
Joy
Gee thanks, now I have something to play with while I think of a good way to distract the people inside!
[Seulgi rolled her eyes.]
Seulgi
No, this one is loud as fuck, trust me - I've used it before.
Rene
Okay good, now let's be quick!
[The other girls waited as Joy snuck inside through the back door. Once they heard the sound of Joy yeeting the metal slinky up the stairs, they ran.]
--Meanwhile--
[Yeri lay on her bed, still angry that her friends ditched her for possibly the most boring job she could do.]
[Suddenly, she heard a sound at the door.]
[Adrenaline running, Yeri's fight or flight instinct kicked in when she had no reason to be scared.]
Yeri
W - who's there?
[Yeri ignored her gut instinct to lock herself in the bathroom and made her way to the front door.]
[Gripping the doorknob tightly, Yeri twisted it open and took a peek outside. Next, all she saw was black.]
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hEyy everyoneee! Sorry this update was a bit late 😬
I think the next part to Joy's Crazy Fanboy will be the next-next update, so like I'm spacing them out and stuffs
Also stream Oh My God ✨✨
Ty for reading 💜
(Also if u want to see more oneshots then tell me what type and ship cuz I need ideas ok bye)
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