Ryan: cook or bake?
Brendon: I can't bake for shit
Ryan: lmao so cooking then
Brendon: only by default because my cooking skills are only slightly better than baking skills which are nonexistent
Ryan: it can't be that bad
Brendon: I burn cookies
Ryan: we've all burned cookies at some point
Ryan: I did last month while I was drunk
Brendon: no like every single time even when I'm supervised
Ryan: how do you manage that
Brendon: the oven hates me
Ryan: but that's only cookies there are other things you can bake
Brendon: I once successfully burned the outside, perfectly baked the middle and underbaked the center of brownies
Ryan: WTF!!
Ryan: How?
Ryan: like how is that even scientifically possible
Brendon: I'm not the best at cooking but if you don't wanna get food poisoning or something don't let me bake for you
Ryan: I'm still in shock
Ryan: how can someone mess up brownies??
Brendon: it happens!
Ryan: I could make brownies ever since I was eight
Brendon: congratulations what do you want a cookie or something
Ryan: not if you're making it 😂😂
Brendon: you're an asshole
Ryan: at least I don't set the oven on fire
Brendon: that only happened once and it wasn't entirely my fault!
Ryan: remind me to never let you near a box of cake mix
Brendon: okay okay moving on it's my turn
Ryan: woah there partner slow down
Brendon: what? Why?
Ryan: we can't ask all 21 questions in one night
Brendon: I thought that was the point?
Ryan: nah I wanna take my time to get to know you
Ryan: you probably wouldn't text me in the morning if we finished the game tonight
Brendon: so what then?
Ryan: we can just talk and continue the game tomorrow
Brendon: fine we'll continue tomorrow but I'm going to sleep now then we got school in the morning
Ryan: it's only 11 you grandpa
Delivered 11:04pm
Ryan: you aren't really falling asleep now are you?
Delivered 11:09pm
Ryan: you can't just leave me here unsupervised!
Delivered 11:17pm
Ryan: goodnight I guess but if you hear on the news that I'm dead then let it be on your conscience that you could've talked me out of going downstairs in the dark where the boogie man can get me or walking down some dark alleyway
Delivered 11:20pm
Ryan: sweet dreams
Delivered 11:22pm
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A/N:
If for whatever reason you thought this story was decent enough to make it this far thanks!
Also this chapter is based on my baking skills. This actually happens to me. Someone please tell me I'm not the only one this bad at baking!