Bakugou's POV:
I was awaken by the bird singing outside the window as the sunlight falling on my face. As I open my eyes. I started panicking , it wasn't my room. Soon I realized that I moved in to a new place a day before. And it seems like I slept with Windows open. Who does that ?Katsuki you idiot!
As I was trying to get up from my bed I felt a sharp pain in my hips wtf?remembering what happened last night as I looked at right of my bed. My super sexy step brother lying naked next to me?.
Did we really fucking do it? Wtf SO IT WASN'T A DREAM IT ?
I was so high last night I jumped in the chance to get laid? Why am I so easy?. But damn I eventually became like my dad.
Didn't I just bluffed about being a top to shitty hair the other day. Hopefully my ass doesn't become 'loose and wrinkled' like my mom claimed my dad to be. But I can't guarantee anything.
OH SHIT! IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR SCHOOL AND I'M LATE. I DIDN'T GET THE CHANCE TO SET ANY ALARM LAST NIGHT BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED.
But damn why does my inside hurts so much?
Am I pregnant ?
Wtf I'm still unmarried.
People will mock me now and make my life miserable wtf.
Except I'll make their life more miserable.
But damn how did it happen? Why am I in pain? Why am I pregnant? I thought that only drinking sperm through the mouth and swallowing it down the throat makes a person pregnant? But I didn't do that. I just moaned when he was ramming against me. Is it a sin to enjoy getting laid with your step brother?
Maybe I shouldn't conclude without confirming. I'll ask him just in case what if he made me drink his milk from his five peepee and that got me pregnant?
I shook Shoto violently to wake him up.
"Oi IcyHot, wake up"
"Huh? What's wrong? Let me sleep please"
"Wtf how can you sleep so peacefully when I'm here about to get my entire future ruined by our secret love child"
"What? The?"
"Yes"
"Are you stupid katsuki"
"Who the fuck is stupid? You're stupid! Can't you see we had sex and now I'm pregnant because my inside hurts"
"It. Is..
Not.... Possible"
"How can you be so sure?"
"Because I have information and you can't get pregnant"
"WHY NOT?"
"BECAUSE"
"Because?"
"I'm the one who is suppose to get pregnant"
"....."
"......what?"
"Wtf you idiot how will you get pregnant when you're the one who went inside me?"
"That's the point, I went inside you and thats why I'm pregnant because "
"BECAUSE?"
"It's Fanfictions"
"Wtf IcyHot shut up you're not taking me seriously"
"Baby what are you saying I'm always taking you seriously"
"Did you just called me baby?"
"No I was calling out to the baby that's inside my belly now"
"WTF BUT I'M THE ONE WHO'S SUPPOSE TO BE PREGNANT"
" You see last night I showered with my own collection of semen"
"WTF?"
"I went inside you so I'm the one pregnant"
"YOU'RE NOT MAKING SENSE"
"I also drank ur semen when I woke up thirsty this morning at 5"
"Let's break up"
"Are you for real?"
"Yes"
"Wtf we just got together yesterday and we got this far,you wanna break up? Did you just use for sexual gratification"
"Shut UP I'M NOT A WHORE, YOU'RE STUPID AND DON'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY "
"I'm sorry don't leave me"
"I'll think about it, first let's get ready for school, we are getting laid and I don't wanna miss the class because of you"
"Let's miss class for today please let's stay in the cover all day ,just you and me cuddling I wanna see your beautiful face all day"
"NO WAY, I'm not missing out on any class "
"Aren't you hurt. Can you walk with that anal pain?"
"Wtf Shoto I'm not a weak ass I have no pain and don't you dare mention this to anyone, "
"You don't want anyone to know we are together?"
"No"
"But I want everyone to know you're mine so no one even poop around you"
"Wtf IcyHot,its not possible"
"Are you ashamed of me? Am i ugly? Am I not cool? Should I change myself? I'll change for you '
"NO WTF ITS NOT THAT ! It's just too early and you know the situation we just became sibling since yesterday so it's hard "
"But people like forbidden relationship it'd be hotter if you were my own-"
"Wtf you're disgusting"
"I'm just kidding"
"Well that's a disgusting joke"
"Not as disgusting as the author of this fic"
"Go fuck yourself"
"I do it every day"
"Wtf everyday? Who stays horny all the time?"
"The author"
"Shut up let's get ready for school WE ALSO HAVE TO FIND OUT WHO IS PREGNANT, THE ONE WHO PENETRATES OR THE ONE WHO GETS PENETRATED"
"The one who gets penetrates gets pregnant, because my mom once told me that my dad makes my mom finger his ass I.e penetrate him. And yet my mom got pregnant and had 4 children so i have an evident here of my statement"
"What? My mom never told me this, did she also-, UGGGG ITS COMPLICATED LETS GET TO SCHOOL FIRST"
Because of our constant bickering we reached school super late and sensei made us stand outside the class as a punishment. Shoto bastard was enjoying it. He's the reason I got into this. It's so embarrassing too. Everyone is staring at us and laughing. Shoto ,on the other hand bastard doesn't have have any shame. He is constantly staring at me and smiling like a thirsty bitch that might eat me any minute. Girls are taking pictures of us and keeping it as their wallpaper. If i didn't had pain caused by last night event I would've blast these fujoshis into bits. They see every two guys standing together as gays. Can't we just be friends ?
brothers?
or boyfriends?
WAIT WTF
WE.... ARE ... GAYS
Thank you for reading this crap... Thank goodness they let me keep my phone inside here...I'm quarantined for 14 days 😔