oh shit....
fuck-
i need this new chapter up before 10k
hhhhhhhmMMMMmMM
owo lets see how that goes
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Mina: alright mother fuckers I didn't die!
Author~chan: yeah you're lucky you're cute
Mina: Thank you
Baku: Can we get on with the questions
Kami: yEE
Noodles: yRe
Author~chan: Babe not the time-
Noodles: iTs AlWaYs The TiME
Author~chan: *pushes noodles away* aight enough talk! les go
- the next questions are by @tiredtulips -
Has there ever been double dates or triple dates?
Mina: you fuckin know it so we all went out on a group date
Baku: that sounds weird as shit pinky
Mina: shut up dickface I'm telling a story
Author~chan: sIgH-
Baku: *tries to kill mina*
Kiri: *holding baku back*
Baku: LET ME KILL HER!
Kiri: baby don't kill her you'll go to jail and I don't want my baby to go to jail
Baku: *angry tsundere noises* hmph *cuddles kiri*
Mina: awwwwwwwwww my shippppp
Sero: aww
Baku: shut the fuck up
Kami: go back to the story now I want to hear how it ends
Sero: denks you were there
Kami: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Mina: aight so we went on our group date thing and we had the whole squad and their dates! Jirou and Momo, Kiri and blasty boi-
Baku: bitch-
Mina: shut the fuck up *clears throat* our tape boyo and his boi pikachu, and me and my baby Tooru. so we all go out to this mcdonalds
Author~chan: Kamis idea
Kami: hey we got to chill in the ball pit
Mina: this is also before we got banned from mcdonalds-
Sero: yee yee
Jirou: *sigh*
Mina: And we're all vibing making out in the ball pit with our boyfriend or girlfriend... then kami broke the slide-
Jirou: *laughs* ah yes he broke the fucking slide
Mina: so we all run the fuck out of there and Momo still hasnt come on a quadruple date with us since-
Jirou: I don't blame her
Kami: hey
Sero: Kami breaks the mcdonalds play place one time-
Baku: three times thats part of the reason why we're banned
Sero: sHhhHHHhhH
Author~chan: NExT qUesTiON
@ everyone again / couples : Favorite thing about the other?
Baku: i mean he's really cute and respectful and just a great guy and he's mine.
Kiri: awwwww baby
Baku: shut the fuck up
Kiri: my turn! he's really manly and tough and he gets all soft when no one is around and jst everything about him.
Baku: *blushing* bitch-
Mina: awwwwww well i love everything about my tooru she's perfect
Tooru: hhhhhhhhh MINA
Mina: uwu
Kami: oooo lemme go... he's sexy
Sero: on a scale from fuck yah chicken strips to its an avocado thanks hes a look at all those chickens
Kami: AWWW BABE
Jirou: well shes really pretty and super kind and sweet and she's just so kind and loving....
Mina: my shiP
Jirou: *blushing* next question
Do your parents know about you both and how you like each other?
Baku: yes and the old hag wont shut up about all the future babies
Kiri: heh yeah my parents know and mama even said "oh he got the gay gene"
Mina: hah my parents do care they just vibe with it
Jirou: same here
sero: *looks at his feet* no...
Kami: heh yeah my parents don't know either...
Author~chan: for some reason homophobic parents are fun to make :)
Sero: yOU'Re mEAN
Author~chan: uvu *disappears*
Baku: that bitch-
Mina: hahah NEXT QUESTION
What was your best date?
Mina: tooru and I went out to the park and got to see all the cherry bloom trees! Then we watched the stars in a clearing in the woods it was so beautiful
Jirou: wow sounds beautiful too
Mina: I TAG IN KAMI
kami: wUh
Sero: we can do it at the same time
Kami: oH what about our beach date
Sero: oh yeah that one was fun we went out to the beach later in the day and stayed out there for most of the night
Kami: Yeah and no one was there and we got to mess around and be idiots
Sero: That was a great date yeah i'd say my favorite
Kami: I TAG IN JIROU
Jirou: eh mines not as exciting or romantic
Sero: just tell us dude
Jirou: ah well Momo and I we went out on a coffee date and when we got back I taught her how to play the guitar and she taught me how to play the cello
Mina: That's cute
Baku: yeah yeah our turn ei
kiri: oOoOooO~ the time we went mountain climbing
baku, smiling: yeah that was a great date
Mina: HE SMILES!?
Baku: I'M GONNA KILL YOU *chases mina*
Mina: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kami: bakubro bout to kill our girl mina
Author~chan: *teleports mina and baku back to the group* don't kill her you know the fuckin consequences
Baku: tch fine
Mina: :D yay!
Baku: how did you even say that
Mina: oh you just ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)
Kiri: oh i get it ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)
kami: yeah yeah just ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)
sero: you just ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)
jirou: i dont get it
baku: im going to cry
author~chan: ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)
baku: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
mina: anyway next question
Kirishima :
How do you get Bakuhoe so calm?
kiri: simple i became his friend. confessed my love a few months later. he accepted it and returned it. Told him I loved him sometime after that... NOw whenever I'm touching him he calm.
Baku: that's not true
kiri: kami just dabbed and you didnt blow him up because you were cuddling me
Baku: tch next question
What was your first impression on Mr. Poprocks?
baku: WHY ARE THESE ALL ABOUT ME!?!!?!!
kiri: well...
kiri:
kami: tru dat
sero: yee yee
Jirou: next question!
Whats your best memory?
Kiri: huh- ummm hmmmm probably kissing katsuki
Mina: and he says he doesnt have favorites
Kiri: I DONT
Kami: liar
Baku: *smirking*
Jirou: he fuckin' knows he's your favorite too look at his fucking face
Baku: oh boo hoo
Mina: next question-
Would you ever dye your hair a different color?
Kiri: Maybe
Kami: only time will tell
Baku: he would
Kiri: How do you know
Baku: I just do
Author~chan: Bakugou is right
Sero: fuckin' wacc
Kami: super wacc
Jirou: Next question
Boom Boom Boom! ( Bakugo) : What was the funniest / dumbest thing Kirishima has done?
Baku: FUCKIN BOOM BOOM BOOM?!?! REALLY
Author~chan: Don't make me leave those titties on you
Baku: fine
Author~chan: now answer the god damn question
Baku: oh... the dumb shit fell face first into a wet cement
Kiri: they didn't block it off!
Kami: next quest-e-on
Baku: *disappointed sigh*
In number form how much do you love Rock Boy?
Baku: ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME SOFT!
Author~chan: answer the question numbnut
Baku: I hate you
Author~chan: I love you too now answer the question
Baku: ugh
Baku, mumbling: infinity
Mina: AAAAHHH THAT'S SO CUUUUTTTTTEEEE
Baku: SHUT UP PINK SHIT!
Mina: *extreme fangirling*
Jirou: and now I take her away *drags mina away*
Sero: ah ha ha next question!
Baku: you guys get more disappointing each day
Can you tell us your favorite thing about everyone in the Bakusquad?
Baku: NO
Author~chan: you have to
Baku: no I don't they said "can you"
Kiri: just do it
Baku: no
Kiri: Don't be a brat katsuki
Noodles: I've heard that before...
Author~chan: same
Noodles: KINKY!
Author~chan: You're lucky I love you
Noodles: :)
Baku: .... what the fuck-
Kami: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Sero: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Jirou: do it pussy
Kiri: you could just give compliments
Baku: FINE! fuck all of you
Kami: we love you too
Baku: ugh pikachu isn't that bad he's kind of fun.
Kami: awwww
Baku: shut up
Kiri: continue
Baku: fine Weird ears music is good and she's actually kind of cool.
Jirou: you're not that bad yourself
Baku: i-
Sero: ConTinUE-
Baku: tch pinky is okay i guess she's got a fun personality
Mina: I feel loved
Jirou: that's sad
Baku: soy sauce face is really nice i guess
Sero: gAsp yaY
Baku: and eijirou is the best out of all you fuck faces *hugs kiri* mine fuck you
Kiri: *laughs* yup
Author~chan: awww
Mina: next question!
If you had to pick a place to live forever, where would it be?
Baku: In the middle of the woods by a lake away from all those extras with Ei
Kiri: awww
Mina: AWWW
Kami: that's so cute yet mean-
Sero: very mean-
Jirou: next question
Acid Queen!!! :Would you ever trade your quirk for another ( if possible )?
Mina: eh maybe... depends on the quirk I really like mine.... NEXT QUESTION
What's your favorite thing to do?
Mina: oooo~ I like drawing *gasps* I love looking at the stars... but probably ship watching
Baku: *chokes* w h a t
Mina: uHhhHh NEXT QUESTION
Describe your dream day!
Mina: ooo~ umm I'm on a boat in the ocean watching the stars above cuddling my beautiful girlfriend
Jirou: That is beautiful
Kami: and gay
Mina: we're all gay
Author~chan: true
Baku: next question
Who's your top ten favorite people in the world?
Mina: Tooru, my mom, my dad, my little sister, kirishima, bakuhoe, sero, denki, Jirou, annnddd uraraka...
- the next questions asked by @Big_Dyke_Energy -
Eijiro:-On a scale from 1-10 rate everyone in your class.
Kiri: 10 every one is a 10... but katsuki he's off the scale
Mina: wow
Baku: *smirking*
Kami: This whore-
Baku: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!
Kami: eep! nothing
Sero: That 'eep' was adorable
Kami, blushing: hanta!
Sero: awwwww
Mina: MY sHiP FUcK tHatS cuTe-
Jirou: *sigh*
Author~chan: next question
-Is Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu your brother?
Kiri: Nah he's just my bro
Todo: suuuure
Jirou: You're not even in the bakusquad
Todo: shhhhh *disappears*
Mina: what
Sero: the
Kami: fuck
Jirou: they share one brain cell (braincell isn't a word and when I tried to fix it "Brainchild" came up)
Baku: Welcome to my life
Kiri: :)
Baku: Eijirou no
Kiri: Fine
Jirou: next question
Katsuki:-Say something nice about Izuku
Baku: who?
Kiri: *sigh* deku
Baku: no.
Kiri: Katsuki do it or no cuddles
Baku: hmph fine... he's going to be a good hero...
Deku: r-really kacchan
Baku: Fuck off
Kiri: NEXT QUESTION
-What is your favorite anime?
Baku: ... naruto
Mina: thats wacc
Baku: fuck off
Mina:-what is your otp
Mina: kiribaku
Kami: That was fast
Mina: :)))))))))))))))))))))
Jirou: I got it *drags mina away*
Author~chan: Bring her back she has another question
Jirou: fine *drags mina back*
-why are you literally the fandom in a nutshell?
Mina: because I am god
Kami: she is god
Kiri: all hail god
Sero: god is in our presence
Baku: what the fuck
Jirou: just go with it
Baku: Next question
Hanta:-Why are you so relatable
Sero: no fucking idea all I do is vibe
Kami: Its because all he does is vibe
Mina: yepity do dah
Baku: Why do I hang out with you fuck faces
Jirou: NEXT!
-whats ur favorite vine/meme
Sero: uuuuhhhhh
Kami: think babe
Sero: What the fuck is up Kyle no what did you say what the fuck dude step the fuck up kyle
Mina: thats a good one
Jirou: next question
Denki:
-whats your favorite Pokemon
Baku: that's easy.... HEY PIKACHU
Kami: Yeah bakubro
Baku: do it
kami: *gasp* PIIIIKKKKAAAAAA *uses quirk*CHHHHUUUUUUU
(thank you @HolyNoodlesNBacon for this beautifulness)
Baku: my work here is done
Kami: yee yeeeee waeee
Author~chan: hahaha next question
Kami: NEXT QUESTION
Author~chan: fixed him
-whats ur favorite vine/meme
Kami: THIS BITCH EMPTY *throws bottle* YEET
Sero: beautiful
Mina: *claps*
Kyoka:-Favorite band?
Jirou: ... mcr
Baku: We know
Jirou: shut up you're emo too
Baku: shut the fuck up
Author~chan: we don't got all day next question
-Hot Topic or Zumies?
Jirou: hot topic
Mina: Author~chan do you eve-
Author~chan: shut up
Baku: next question
All the bro's:-Sexuality?
Mina: Pansexual but I like girls more
Sero: Gay
Kiri: Gay as fuck
Jirou: Bisexual but-
Jirou: Girls
Kami: Bisexual baby *finger guns*
Author~chan: *sigh* next
-favorite food
Baku: Anything spicy
Sero: oranges
Baku: weird
Sero: *sigh* Kiribro how do you deal with him almost 24/7
Kiri: I am a god compared to you I have tamed the angry lion. But really I just love him and he becomes a baby
Baku: EIJIROU!
Kiri: I love you
Baku: Fuck-
Baku: I love you too
Mina: awwwe
Mina: welp mine is okra or natto
Kiri: any type of meat
Kami: thats gay
Kiri: *sigh*
Kami: Hamburgers
Jirou: I like chocolates
Mina: good choice good choice
(no joke I tried to do all their cannon favorite food)
Baku: next
-favorite color
Baku: orange
Sero: same bro
Baku: ugh
Kiri: red
Baku: we know
Mina: Pink!
Jirou: Purple and black I can't pick
Kami: yellow
(Shush I know it their hair colors but it makes sense)
-favorite animal
Baku: cats
Kiri: Dogs
Author~chan: i see many cat and dog children in your future
Kiri: alright
Kami: I like turtles
Mina: *meme flashbacks*
Kami: :3
Baku: NOPE IM OUT NOT AGAIN FUCKERS
Author~chan: You're not leaving
Baku: ugh
Mina: I like big cats Lions and cheetahs and stuff
Sero: ducks
Author~chan: yEs
Jirou: ... um dogs....
Kiri: yes NEXT QUESTION
- the next question was asked by @HolyNoodlesNBacon -
mina
How does it feel to be queen of all the gays in the class (even the school/show)?
Mina: Just amazing hand me the grown my gay babies
Kiri: *puts crown on minas head*
Kami: our queeeeeen
Sero: We bow down to her
Mina: Thank you Thank you
Author~chan: aight last question kids
- the last question was asked by @Krysteetuckz -
To Kiri- Are we gonna have kids soon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kiri, blushing: I- umm
Baku: WHAT THE HELL!?
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Well
I finished this before 10k
And as soon as this is published
Imma get 10k
It's facts (facks)
oh wow this is my longest chapter rn at 2214 words
welp
AUTHOR~CHAN
OUT!