The Bakusquad

By passtheeyebleach

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Sero: Denkiiiiiii!!! Kami: Babe where are you? Sero: Up here! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ships Mina x To... More

baby shark
kamisero
The gay group chat
yes this happened
Jirou enters the madness
Gay Groupchat p.2 w/ Jirou
Welcome... to hell
I WAS THE ONE WHO BROKE THE BED
sick day
Sleeves..
Authors note!
kiribaku because its amazing
A/N 400 reads
toasty bunz
gay group chat part 3
kamisero in class
remeber to burn the trash
Authors note *cough* again
karaoke night because yee
what happened on kiri's birthday
gay panic
back to square one
Mina
sleep overrrr!!!11!1+
sleepover p2
QUESTIONS! (part 1)
bakuhoes birthday
10k special
Pride month babey
Random tea no one asked for
HAPPY 1 YEAR!
the bakusquad as my random thoughts

questions part 2

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By passtheeyebleach

oh shit....

fuck-

i need this new chapter up before 10k

hhhhhhhmMMMMmMM

owo lets see how that goes

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Mina: alright mother fuckers I didn't die!

Author~chan: yeah you're lucky you're cute

Mina: Thank you

Baku: Can we get on with the questions

Kami: yEE

Noodles: yRe

Author~chan: Babe not the time-

Noodles: iTs AlWaYs The TiME

Author~chan: *pushes noodles away* aight enough talk! les go

- the next questions are by @tiredtulips -

Has there ever been double dates or triple dates?

Mina: you fuckin know it so we all went out on a group date

Baku: that sounds weird as shit pinky

Mina: shut up dickface I'm telling a story

Author~chan: sIgH- 

Baku: *tries to kill mina*

Kiri: *holding baku back*

Baku: LET ME KILL HER!

Kiri: baby don't kill her you'll go to jail and I don't want my baby to go to jail

Baku: *angry tsundere noises* hmph *cuddles kiri*

Mina: awwwwwwwwww my shippppp 

Sero: aww 

Baku: shut the fuck up

Kami: go back to the story now I want to hear how it ends

Sero: denks you were there

Kami: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mina: aight so we went on our group date thing and we had the whole squad and their dates! Jirou and Momo, Kiri and blasty boi-

Baku: bitch-

Mina: shut the fuck up *clears throat* our tape boyo and his boi pikachu, and me and my baby Tooru. so we all go out to this mcdonalds 

Author~chan: Kamis idea

Kami: hey we got to chill in the ball pit

Mina: this is also before we got banned from mcdonalds-

Sero: yee yee

Jirou: *sigh*

Mina: And we're all vibing making out in the ball pit with our boyfriend or girlfriend... then kami broke the slide-

Jirou: *laughs* ah yes he broke the fucking slide

Mina: so we all run the fuck out of there and Momo still hasnt come on a quadruple date with us since-

Jirou: I don't blame her

Kami: hey

Sero: Kami breaks the mcdonalds play place one time-

Baku: three times thats part of the reason why we're banned

Sero: sHhhHHHhhH

Author~chan: NExT qUesTiON

@ everyone again / couples : Favorite thing about the other?

Baku: i mean he's really cute and respectful and just a great guy and he's mine.

Kiri: awwwww baby

Baku: shut the fuck up

Kiri: my turn! he's really manly and tough and he gets all soft when no one is around and jst everything about him.

Baku: *blushing* bitch-

Mina: awwwwww well i love everything about my tooru she's perfect

Tooru: hhhhhhhhh MINA

Mina: uwu

Kami: oooo lemme go... he's sexy

Sero: on a scale from fuck yah chicken strips to its an avocado thanks hes a look at all those chickens

Kami: AWWW BABE 

Jirou: well shes really pretty and super kind and sweet and she's just so kind and loving....

Mina: my shiP

Jirou: *blushing* next question

Do your parents know about you both and how you like each other?

Baku: yes and the old hag wont shut up about all the future babies

Kiri: heh yeah my parents know and mama even said "oh he got the gay gene"

Mina: hah my parents do care they just vibe with it

Jirou: same here

sero: *looks at his feet* no...

Kami: heh yeah my parents don't know either...

Author~chan: for some reason homophobic parents are fun to make :)

Sero: yOU'Re mEAN

Author~chan: uvu *disappears*

Baku: that bitch-

Mina: hahah NEXT QUESTION

What was your best date?  

Mina: tooru and I went out to the park and got to see all the cherry bloom trees! Then we watched the stars in a clearing in the woods it was so beautiful

Jirou: wow sounds beautiful too

Mina: I TAG IN KAMI

kami: wUh

Sero: we can do it at the same time 

Kami: oH what about our beach date

Sero: oh yeah that one was fun we went out to the beach later in the day and stayed out there for most of the night

Kami: Yeah and no one was there and we got to mess around and be idiots 

Sero: That was a great date yeah i'd say my favorite

Kami: I TAG IN JIROU

Jirou: eh mines not as exciting or romantic

Sero: just tell us dude

Jirou: ah well Momo and I we went out on a coffee date and when we got back I taught her how to play the guitar and she taught me how to play the cello    

Mina: That's cute

Baku: yeah yeah our turn ei

kiri: oOoOooO~ the time we went mountain climbing

baku, smiling: yeah that was a great date

Mina: HE SMILES!?

Baku: I'M GONNA KILL YOU *chases mina*

Mina: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kami: bakubro bout to kill our girl mina

Author~chan: *teleports mina and baku back to the group* don't kill her you know the fuckin consequences

Baku: tch fine

Mina: :D yay!

Baku: how did you even say that

Mina: oh you just ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)

Kiri: oh i get it ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)

kami: yeah yeah just ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)

sero: you just ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖) 

jirou: i dont get it

baku: im going to cry 

author~chan: ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)

baku: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

mina: anyway next question

Kirishima :  

How do you get Bakuhoe so calm?  

kiri: simple i became his friend. confessed my love a few months later. he accepted it and returned it. Told him I loved him sometime after that... NOw whenever I'm touching him he calm.

Baku: that's not true

kiri: kami just dabbed and you didnt blow him up because you were cuddling me

Baku: tch next question

What was your first impression on Mr. Poprocks?

baku: WHY ARE THESE ALL ABOUT ME!?!!?!!

kiri: well...

kiri:

kami: tru dat

sero: yee yee

Jirou: next question!

Whats your best memory?

Kiri: huh- ummm hmmmm probably kissing katsuki

Mina: and he says he doesnt have favorites

Kiri: I DONT

Kami: liar

Baku: *smirking*

Jirou: he fuckin' knows he's your favorite too look at his fucking face 

Baku: oh boo hoo

Mina: next question-

Would you ever dye your hair a different color?

Kiri: Maybe

Kami: only time will tell

Baku: he would

Kiri: How do you know

Baku: I just do

Author~chan: Bakugou is right

Sero: fuckin' wacc

Kami: super wacc

Jirou: Next question

Boom Boom Boom! ( Bakugo) : What was the funniest / dumbest thing Kirishima has done?

Baku: FUCKIN BOOM BOOM BOOM?!?! REALLY

Author~chan: Don't make me leave those titties on you

Baku: fine

Author~chan: now answer the god damn question

Baku: oh... the dumb shit fell face first into a wet cement 

Kiri: they didn't block it off!

Kami: next quest-e-on

Baku: *disappointed sigh*

 In number form how much do you love Rock Boy?

Baku: ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME SOFT!

Author~chan: answer the question numbnut

Baku: I hate you

Author~chan: I love you too now answer the question 

Baku: ugh

Baku, mumbling: infinity 

Mina: AAAAHHH THAT'S SO CUUUUTTTTTEEEE

Baku: SHUT UP PINK SHIT!

Mina: *extreme fangirling*

Jirou: and now I take her away *drags mina away*

Sero: ah ha ha next question!

Baku: you guys get more disappointing each day

Can you tell us your favorite thing about everyone in the Bakusquad?

Baku: NO

Author~chan: you have to 

Baku: no I don't they said "can you"

Kiri: just do it

Baku: no

Kiri: Don't be a brat katsuki

Noodles: I've heard that before...

Author~chan: same

Noodles: KINKY!

Author~chan: You're lucky I love you

Noodles: :)

Baku: .... what the fuck-

Kami: ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Sero: ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Jirou: do it pussy

Kiri: you could just give compliments

Baku: FINE! fuck all of you

Kami: we love you too

Baku: ugh pikachu isn't that bad he's kind of fun.

Kami: awwww

Baku: shut up

Kiri: continue

Baku: fine  Weird ears music is good and she's actually kind of cool.

Jirou: you're not that bad yourself 

Baku: i-

Sero: ConTinUE-

Baku: tch pinky is okay i guess she's got a fun personality  

Mina: I feel loved

Jirou: that's sad

Baku: soy sauce face is really nice i guess

Sero: gAsp yaY 

Baku: and eijirou is the best out of all you fuck faces *hugs kiri* mine fuck you

Kiri: *laughs* yup

Author~chan: awww

Mina: next question!

If you had to pick a place to live forever, where would it be?

Baku: In the middle of the woods by a lake away from all those extras with Ei

Kiri: awww

Mina: AWWW

Kami: that's so cute yet mean-

Sero: very mean-

Jirou: next question

Acid Queen!!! :Would you ever trade your quirk for another ( if possible )?

Mina: eh maybe... depends on the quirk I really like mine.... NEXT QUESTION

What's your favorite thing to do?

Mina: oooo~ I like drawing *gasps* I love looking at the stars... but probably ship watching

Baku: *chokes* w h a t 

Mina: uHhhHh NEXT QUESTION

Describe your dream day!

Mina: ooo~ umm I'm on a boat in the ocean watching the stars above cuddling my beautiful girlfriend 

Jirou: That is beautiful

Kami: and gay

Mina: we're all gay

Author~chan: true

Baku: next question 

Who's your top ten favorite people in the world?

Mina: Tooru, my mom, my dad, my little sister, kirishima, bakuhoe, sero, denki, Jirou, annnddd uraraka... 

- the next questions asked by @Big_Dyke_Energy -

Eijiro:-On a scale from 1-10 rate everyone in your class.

Kiri: 10 every one is a 10... but katsuki he's off the scale 

Mina: wow 

Baku: *smirking*

Kami: This whore-

Baku: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!

Kami: eep! nothing

Sero: That 'eep' was adorable 

Kami, blushing: hanta! 

Sero: awwwww

Mina: MY sHiP FUcK tHatS cuTe-

Jirou: *sigh*

Author~chan: next question

-Is Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu your brother?

Kiri: Nah he's just my bro

Todo: suuuure 

Jirou: You're not even in the bakusquad

Todo: shhhhh *disappears*

Mina: what

Sero: the

Kami: fuck

Jirou: they share one brain cell (braincell isn't a word and when I tried to fix it "Brainchild" came up)

Baku: Welcome to my life

Kiri: :)

Baku: Eijirou no

Kiri: Fine 

Jirou: next question

Katsuki:-Say something nice about Izuku

Baku: who?

Kiri: *sigh* deku

Baku: no.

Kiri: Katsuki do it or no cuddles

Baku: hmph fine... he's going to be a good hero...

Deku: r-really kacchan 

Baku: Fuck off

Kiri: NEXT QUESTION

-What is your favorite anime?

Baku: ... naruto 

Mina: thats wacc

Baku: fuck off

Mina:-what is your otp

Mina: kiribaku

Kami: That was fast

Mina: :)))))))))))))))))))))

Jirou: I got it *drags mina away*

Author~chan: Bring her back she has another question 

Jirou: fine *drags mina back*

-why are you literally the fandom in a nutshell?

Mina: because I am god

Kami: she is god

Kiri: all hail god

Sero: god is in our presence 

Baku: what the fuck

Jirou: just go with it

 Baku: Next question

Hanta:-Why are you so relatable

Sero: no fucking idea all I do is vibe

Kami: Its because all he does is vibe

Mina: yepity do dah

Baku: Why do I hang out with you fuck faces

Jirou: NEXT!

-whats ur favorite vine/meme

Sero: uuuuhhhhh

Kami: think babe

Sero: What the fuck is up Kyle no what did you say what the fuck dude step the fuck up kyle

Mina: thats a good one

Jirou: next question

Denki: 

-whats your favorite Pokemon

Baku: that's easy.... HEY PIKACHU

Kami: Yeah bakubro

Baku: do it

kami: *gasp* PIIIIKKKKAAAAAA *uses quirk*CHHHHUUUUUUU

(thank you @HolyNoodlesNBacon for this beautifulness)

Baku: my work here is done

Kami: yee yeeeee waeee

Author~chan: hahaha next question

Kami: NEXT QUESTION

Author~chan: fixed him

-whats ur favorite vine/meme

Kami: THIS BITCH EMPTY *throws bottle* YEET

Sero: beautiful 

Mina: *claps*

Kyoka:-Favorite band?

Jirou: ... mcr

Baku: We know

Jirou: shut up you're emo too

Baku: shut the fuck up

Author~chan: we don't got all day next question

-Hot Topic or Zumies? 

Jirou: hot topic

Mina: Author~chan do you eve-

Author~chan: shut up 

Baku: next question 

All the bro's:-Sexuality?

Mina: Pansexual but I like girls more 

Sero: Gay

Kiri: Gay as fuck

Jirou: Bisexual but-

Jirou: Girls

Kami: Bisexual baby *finger guns*

Author~chan: *sigh* next

-favorite food

Baku: Anything spicy 

Sero: oranges 

Baku: weird

Sero: *sigh* Kiribro how do you deal with him almost 24/7

Kiri: I am a god compared to you I have tamed the angry lion. But really I just love him and he becomes a baby

Baku: EIJIROU!

Kiri: I love you

Baku: Fuck- 

Baku: I love you too

Mina: awwwe

Mina: welp mine is okra or natto 

Kiri: any type of meat

Kami: thats gay

Kiri: *sigh*

Kami: Hamburgers 

Jirou: I like chocolates 

Mina: good choice good choice

(no joke I tried to do all their cannon favorite food) 

Baku: next

-favorite color

Baku: orange 

Sero: same bro

Baku: ugh

Kiri: red

Baku: we know

Mina: Pink!

Jirou: Purple and black I can't pick

Kami: yellow

(Shush I know it their hair colors but it makes sense)

-favorite animal

Baku: cats

Kiri: Dogs

Author~chan: i see many cat and dog children in your future 

Kiri: alright

Kami: I like turtles 

Mina: *meme flashbacks*

Kami: :3

Baku: NOPE IM OUT NOT AGAIN FUCKERS

Author~chan: You're not leaving

Baku: ugh

Mina: I like big cats Lions and cheetahs and stuff 

Sero: ducks 

Author~chan: yEs

Jirou: ... um dogs....

Kiri: yes NEXT QUESTION

- the next question was asked by @HolyNoodlesNBacon -

mina

How does it feel to be queen of all the gays in the class (even the school/show)? 

Mina: Just amazing hand me the grown my gay babies

Kiri: *puts crown on minas head* 

Kami: our queeeeeen

Sero: We bow down to her

Mina: Thank you Thank you

Author~chan: aight last question kids 

- the last question was asked by @Krysteetuckz -

 To Kiri- Are we gonna have kids soon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kiri, blushing: I- umm 

Baku: WHAT THE HELL!?

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Well

I finished this before 10k

And as soon as this is published 

Imma get 10k 

It's facts (facks)

oh wow this is my longest chapter rn at 2214 words

welp

AUTHOR~CHAN

OUT!


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