(BACK) 📱Batfamily Groupchat📱

By WreckInc

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Join in with Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, Barbara, Stephanie, Cassandra, Bruce, Duke, Harper, and more others! ... More

Author notes:
1: Tea
2: Complicated Relationships?
3: Future?
4: Best Robin
5
5 (part 2) story
6
7: Picnic Plan
8
9
10
11
12
Announcement: Alive
16: Duke meets the Groupchat
17: Movies
18: Valentines Day
19: Tim Can't Sleep
20: Understanding Cassandras Language
21: Who took the Coffee Machine away?
22: Best Robin (remake)
23: Sleepover Disaster
24: Who has the worst job
25: Comparing Damian
26: Bomb Alert
27: Reaction of Corona Virus
28: Therapy Session
29: Being Quarantine
30: Being Quarantine 2
32: Closet
33: Test
34: Mr Spider
35: Celebration Party
36: Dick's Secret
37: Sister Alert
38: Action Figures
39: Crashing a car
40: Mother of the Year
41: Best friend Kent
42: Damian's Late Birthday
43: Clone and Future
44: Math Issues and Grades
45: Bruce Wayne
46: Feeding the demon child
47: Middle names
48: Dick getting Strict
49: GC History Yay
50: Parent Meeting for Damian Wayne
51: Vicki Vale
52: Cassandra turns smart
53: Green Aliens
54: Green Aliens Aftermath
55: Jason's drawing
56: Al Ghul chat
57: Ric Grayson
58: Santa is here
59: School Tests
60: Talent Show for Damian
61: The swear jar

31: Being Quarantine 3

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JasonTODD: Everyone turned to zombies. Enough said.

RowHarper: What happened??

JasonTODD: Good you're awake. Come with me we will escape

RowHarper: Huh?!

JasonTODD: Past 2 days I feel actually trapped and I want to murder people that are bad people. And it's sooooo borrrrinnnngggg

BarbaraG: Listen. We will get out tomorrow alright?

JasonTODD: Finally I'm sick of the demon staring at me

Damian.Wayne: Porque me estás ofendiendo y quiero apuñalarte.

JasonTODD: What the hell is that

DickGrayson: Spanish. I taught him that.

RowHarper: What's he saying???

DickGrayson: errr... something not nice. DAMIAN

DickGrayson: Me tomaré el tiempo de tu patrulla

Damian.Wayne: Se un hermano mayor y ayúdame Grayson.

DickGrayson: Soy así que ahora tomaré tus cuchillos lo siento

RowHarper: Uhhhh what

BarbaraG: They are arguing.

DukeThomas: About?

DamianWayne: أنت وقح بشكل مزعج وسأصفعك

DickGrayson: نسيت أنك علمتني بعض هذه اللغات

BarbaraG: At this point it's everything

Damian.Wayne: Oh no.

DickGrayson: HAH

JasonTODD: HEY THATS HOMEWORK AGAIN

DickGrayson: Its not homework Jay it's Arabic

Stephanie1: WAIT THE LITTLE GUY SPEAKS ARABIC

Damian.Wayne: Tt.

DickGrayson: IKR ITS ADORABLE

Damian.Wayne: You got to be kidding me.

RowHarper: So much to learn today. So what did I miss?

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Decaf coffee and I'm pissed.

JasonTODD: It's still coffee

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: No it's not the same you guys ruin my coffee once we get out here I'm going to hack ur passwords and then change it and then delete everything.

DickGrayson: Oh

Damian.Wayne: Don't care.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I'm deleting your cheese Viking game wait no I'm changing ur high score

Damian.Wayne: Try that and then you'll never wake up again.

JasonTODD: Translation: You are fucky fucked and I am going to kill you

DickGrayson: But then I'll stop you

JasonTODD: Translation: Why am I always have to stop you two fighting

RowHarper: he's not wrong

RowHarper: Where's the soap

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I DONT THINK THERES NO SOAP WE RAN OUT OH MY GOD I BET ITS HERE GJWKFKAKFKAKDKWJDKJSDJEKKDKEKDJENDJEEJEJ

BarbaraG: THERE'S soap

DukeThomas: Some left but enough

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: We should make this virus into a person and then we can beat it up

Cassandra: oh?

DukeThomas: I think I've been stuck to the screen so long that I didn't know cass was up.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: THATS CAUSE SHE SNEAKY SHE DOESNT SAY GOOD MORNING MATE

JasonTODD: Mate? Where the hell is swine?

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Decaf coffee. Very decaf.

RowHarper: ah jeez I just want soap

Damian.Wayne: Someone give her soap.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: No u

Damian.Wayne: You like testing me. Don't you, Drake?

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Sometimes yes and sometimes no but most times yno

DickGrayson: Oh no.

JasonTODD: H imma throw the soap pls catch or else

RowHarper: Bet I'm ready

BarbaraG: Guys I think we should be thankful that we are in this together and still alive.

DickGrayson: Exactly I'm thankful that all you are alive in here with me

JasonTODD: Good catch

JasonTODD: Also I'm thankful that there's a small corner here away from the energy I'm away from

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I'm just yeah

Stephanie1: yeah?

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: yeah

Stephanie1: yeah

Damian.Wayne: I am very very angry.

DickGrayson: WHAT WHY??

Damian.Wayne: Patrol. Taken. Away. No. Patrol.

JasonTODD: Exactly how I'm feeling

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Yeah same

Barbara: It's been like 3 half days. You guys seriously need a vacation.

JasonTODD: Once you live with the old man. You gone.

DukeThomas: Am I gone yet?

JasonTODD: probably but don't realized.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: People who aren't doomed is Harp and Duke

DukeThomas: Yay.

Stephanie1: What about me? I'm not doomed.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: yes you are you just don't realized it

RowHarper: I'm just thinking...

RowHarper: Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian need to be sent away for a break.

Stephanie1: YES I AGREE

BarbaraG: Good idea.

DickGrayson: AHFUWJFJWHDHE OMFG YES PACK THE STUFF

JasonTODD: NOOOOOOOO BS

Damian.Wayne: Are you serious.. NO.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Eh

BarbaraG: I believe this is actually a good choice alright where do you guys want to go.

Damian.Wayne: NOWHERE. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME. I'M TELLING FATHER.

Stephanie1: He would actually agree

BarbaraG: Yes. Don't worry Damian.

JasonTODD: IF ANYONE NEEDS A BREAK IT NEEDS TO BE TIM AND DAMIAN

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Oh yeah it's totally going work out

DickGrayson: I'm so happy yayayayayaya

JasonTODD: are you guys literally going take us outside where the FUCKING VIRUS IS?

BarbaraG: Don't worry maybe we can create something to make u feel better or something. Got it under control.

JasonTODD: IF IM FORCED TO GO WE TAKING DUKE FUCK THIS

DukeThomas: wait what?!

DickGrayson: OH YEAH ITS GOING TO ME AND THE BOYSSSSS WOOHOO

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Hissssss

Damian.Wayne: MY PATROL.

Damian.Wayne: GORDON. PATROL.

BarbaraG: Yes I know. Which is why me and the girls going take over don't worry.

Damian.Wayne: I don't trust you.

Stephanie1: Awww it's ok we will totally take care of this.

Damian.Wayne This isn't FAIR.

BarbaraG: I'm making tickets. Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian and Duke. You will all be just gone for a few days.

JasonTODD: FEW DAYS??

DukeThomas: Wait... I'm actually going?

RowHarper: It's okay I agree that you guys need a break.

DukeThomas: I'm not stressed or something??

Stephanie1: Quality time.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Sounds like a MONTH.

DickGrayson: I am going to love this :)

JasonTODD: Where the hell are we going? YOU DIDNT TELL US

BarbaraG: 2 days ok? Just 2 DAYS.

Damian.Wayne: NO MY PATROL.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I.. If I'm forced what are the restrictions?

BarbaraG: If u guys wanna make this the hard way, no devices, no coffee, no damn Viking cheese game, OR PATROL.

JasonTODD: WHERE ARE WE GOING U HAVENT ANSWERED

BarbaraG: Ugh. Far away from here in a NICE hotel, WITH A POOL. Near beach.

DickGrayson: I love this I will be packing my stuff.

DukeThomas: Okay this is COOL.

Cassandra: ?

BarbaraG: Cass you back alright.

Damian.Wayne: I. CAN'T. A.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee #abuse

JasonTODD: #ABUSE

BarbaraG: Me, Harper, Cassandra and Stephanie along with Bruce will cover this.

Damian.Wayne: I CANNOT DO THIS.

DickGrayson: I agree. DAMI REMEMBER TO PACK UNDIES AND STUFF AND NO WEAPONS

JasonTODD: excuse me

Damian.Wayne: NO.

DukeThomas: I'm ready I guess?

BarbaraG: EXCELLENT.

RowHarper: Oh boy

Damian.Wayne: I don't trust you. I want my patrol.

BarbaraG: LET YOURSELF FREE DAMIAN

Damian.Wayne: NO.

DickGrayson: Damian get ur sketch book.

DickGrayson: Also I might need a taser for this one sadly

DukeThomas: wait what

JasonTODD: WHAT

DickGrayson: I don't wanna hurt you but if it comes to it I need to tase you or Tim.

DukeThomas: woah..

RowHarper: Damn

JasonTODD: TF

Cassandra: why

DickGrayson: They usually fight I mean pretty sure you guys witness this all the time.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Mhm ok

JasonTODD: WHY NOT DAMIAN WHAT THE FUCK RICHARD

DickGrayson: DAMIAN IS TOO YOUNG TO BE TASED.

DickGrayson: I can just take his weapons away.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: what.

JasonTODD: I have so many words but this. This is bad.

DukeThomas: Do I need luck?

Stephanie1: YES

DukeThomas: oh.

3/3 complete
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Translations: (In order)
Damian to Jason:
1. Porque me estás ofendiendo y quiero apuñalarte: Because you're offending me and I want to stab you.

Dick to Damian:
2. Me tomaré el tiempo de tu patrulla: I'll take your patrol's time

Damian to Dick:
3. Se un hermano mayor y ayúdame Grayson.: Be an older brother and help me Grayson.

Dick to Damian:
4. Soy así que ahora tomaré tus cuchillos lo siento: I am so, now I will take your knives I'm sorry

Damian to Dick:
5. أنت وقح بشكل مزعج وسأصفعك: You are annoyingly rude and I will slap you

Dick to Damian:
6. نسيت أنك علمتني الكثير عن اللغة العربية: You forgot that you taught me a lot about the Arabic language

(Idk why but the last two Arabic Language part is messing up somehow that it's putting English first and not letting me fix it. But pretty much u guys understand the part but next time I'll do the Arabic differently)

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