Chris POV:
WASSUUUUUUUP! YOOOO! Been a minute! A lot has happen since y'all last heard from me. When I say a lot I mean a lot. Somethings happened and it shocked tha fuck outta me lol. But it turned out to be a wonderful thing though. And I have a surprise for y'all, too. Y'all gon' be like 'tha fuck!' or 'I seen it comin'' lol. Me and "Tha Alsina's", as I call'em lol, we still coo'. I'm still coo' with everybody. Ion have bad energy like that lol.
Me: "Babe!"
???: "What?!"
Me: "Come'ere!"
???: "OK!"
I can't stand when she do that. She say 'OK' but stays
Me: "Kae!"
Karruche: "What?!"
Me: "Come'ere!"
That's my surprise! Tada! We're married! I have a story to that. But that can wait
Karruche: "What?"
Me: "Come sit with me"
Karruche: "I'm missin' my movie"
Me: "What chu watchin'?"
Karruche: "Baby Boy"
Me: "That's not your movie. It's their movie. It may be your favorite movie. But it's not yours..."
Karruche: "You know what I mean..."
Me: "*laughs* Sit down. I'll watch it wit chu. I like seein' Evette anyway. She sexy as fuck!"
She just looked at me
Me: "But I love you though" I said kissin' her cheek
Karruche: "Quick save"
???: "Pops!"
Me: "What Kaleena?"
Yes I have a daughter. Her name's Kaleena. Lena and I broke up ova sum'n' I can't remember. Afta we broke up, I ran into Kae, again, at tha club. That same night we fucked. Then we got back togetha three months later. That's when she tol' me she was pregnant. At first I was like 'Tha fuck! How that happen?!'. Tha same dumbass question every nigga ask when a female get pregnant. Then in realized I forgot to put on a condom that night. I neva wanted kids or even a damn kid for that matta. Lil Aug, NeNe, and Lani were like my kids. I was in shock by that. But when she was born, it was a totally different feelin'. Then Kae and I got married. We had an on and off relationship for five years. We broke up but end up runnin' into each otha and gettin' back togetha. I guess it's just a connection. Ion know! Whateva it is I have a blessing out of it
Kaleena: "I'm goin' to Uncle Aug and Aunt MeMe's..."
Me: "*laughs* 'Iight. Be good"
Kaleena: "I will. Love y'all"
Me/Karruche: "Love you, too"
Karruche: "I love you"
Me: "I love you, too. What chu want?"
Karruche: "*laughs* I can't say I love you without wanting anything?"
Me: "*laughs* Yea you can. But this is you we're talkin' about. So what is it?"
Karruche: "OK. You got me. Can you cook me something?"
Me: "What chu in tha mood for?"
Karruche: "Chinese"
Me: "Tha fuck? *laughs* Do I look like Yeng Ming to you? How bout you go drive and get some. While you at it, bring me some, too"
Karruche: "How about you go. You break all the speed limits anyway..."
Me: "Tha speedin' limits are stupid. Some people be pissin' me off fa'real. Tha speedin' limit could be 75 and they goin' 35. I need my own lane..."
Karruche: "*laughs* So you will go?"
Me: "No. We both goin' so c'mon"
My life has been dope. I did two things I said I was neva gonna do at that's get married and have a kid. So afta years of MeMe torturin' me lol, she was right.
Kaleena POV:
Hi people! Lemme tell you a lil bit bout myself. My name's Kaleena Brown. So obviously my pops is tha one and only Chris Brown and my mama is Karruche Tran. Who by tha way is a model. I'm 17 years old. I sing and dance but Ion wanna be in tha music industry. I love to model so that's what I do. I'm light skinned, I have dimples, brown eyes, and I'm short lol. I'm around 5'3"...5'4". My boyfriend is Cortez Thompson and he's 18. We been togetha for three years now. He still haven't met my mama and daddy. My daddy is a lil...crazy. Ion want Cortez to go through that lol. But anyway I'm headin' to Uncle Aug and Aunt MeMe's house cuz I wanted to see NeNe. Now to clear this up. They are not my real uncle and aunt lol. I call'em that cuz they been around since I was born. Juss like Mike, Bresha, Nae, Kirk, and Trey. We're just that close. When I get there, I see that everybody's home. I ring tha doorbell and NeNe answers
Nevaeh: "Hey Leena!"
Me: "Wassup NeNe! I'm guessin' y'all decided to skip school today?"
Nevaeh: "*laughs* Yea. I juss didn't feel like goin'. Well Aug and I didn't. Lani had sum'n' ta do ta'day at school so she went. Aug and I stayed cuz we too lazy ta go..."
Me: "*laughs* Where yo ma and pops?"
Nevaeh: "In dey room doin' God knows what. Tha otha night I walked in on'em while dey were in tha livin' room..."
Me: "Ew..." I said laughin'
Nevaeh: "Dats exactly what I said"
Afta she said that, Aug came downstairs
Me: "Hey Aug"
Lil Aug: "Hey LeeLee"
Nevaeh: "Annnnd where you goin'?" She asked high pitched
Lil Aug: "Finna go fuck a female. Anymoe questions?"
Nevaeh: "OK. Karma. Nah. I'm good..."
Me: "*laughs* Even I seen that comin'"
Nevaeh: "Use protection!"
Lil Aug: "I plan on it!"
Afta that, he walked out. I just looked at her
Me: "Do y'all do that all the time?"
Nevaeh: "Yup. I'm used ta it. I juss neva know when he's gonna say it"
Me: "*laughs* But frfr. Word has been goin' 'round that you and Tre togetha. Is it true?"
Nevaeh: "*laughs* Ain't chu nosy..."
Me: "*laughs* Just askin'. I be see in y'all hugged up but I think he does that just for his pleasure. So are y'all?"
Nevaeh: "Yeahhh. We are. But we haven't been ta'getha long though..."
Me: "Awww! Do Aug know?"
Nevaeh: "Yea. He said if he hurt me in anyway, he's gonna beat his ass..."
Me: "Was he serious when he said that?"
Nevaeh: "Yup. Aug is ova protective of Lani and I. But mostly me cuz I'm datin' dudes. Lani's not. Aug juss wants me ta be in a healthy relationship wit tha right dude. So I undastand where he's comin' from..."
Me: "Do you think Tre would hurt chu in anyway?"
Nevaeh: "Nah. Ion think so. He's my best guy friend. But thangs could change. Only time will tell. If he does hurt me in anyway, point blank period tha nigga gettin' cut off and I wouldn't care how tha nigga would feel in tha end. But he tol' me I wouldn't regret it. I juss hope he means it"
I hope he does, too. Cuz Tre is known to have hoes. Left and right. All I have to say is he betta be smart. Cuz if he's not...he has to deal with Aug.
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Short I know
But I'll try to make tha next chapter longer. I promise
But I hope this kept chu entertained
Workin' on otha books and a new book cuz it was requested
Chris has a kid! AND married to Karruche!
If there's errors. Oops
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