DickGrayson: Guys we all need to talk.
DickGrayson: In serious matter.
JasonTODD: no we don't
BarbaraG: Yes we do.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: no we don't sir
DickGrayson: Please Jay and Tim..
JasonTODD: fine speak
DickGrayson: Me and barb have been talking about the whole thing that me and her agreed on and suggest that we need help.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: k go on
BarbaraG: you guys need therapy.
JasonTODD: PFFFFFFFFTTTTT LMAO
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: yup ok sir mhm
Cassandra: me?
BarbaraG: yes well kinda you're doing great but this is like a family therapy.
DukeThomas: Also me?
BarbaraG: ehhhh yeah
DukeThomas: I don't really got bad issues like Jason
JasonTODD: did YOU just call me out?
DukeThomas: no no no not like that!!
JasonTODD: DID YOU JUST FUCKING CALLED ME OUT???
DukeThomas: NO I WASNT TRYING TO SAY THAT I JUST MEANT LIKE ITS NOT BAD AND YEAH
Cassandra: Jason.
Cassandra: No.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: 2 words that are deadly
JasonTODD: fine you're lucky Duke I forgive ig
RowHarper: I don't need help
BarbaraG: H join us
RowHarper: NOPE PUTTING ON MUTE BYE BYE
BarbaraG: HARPER
Stephanie1: yeah nope screw this
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: JOIN US STEPH YOU ALSO HAVE ISSUES
Stephanie1: excuse me
DickGrayson: Speaking on therapy session... why hasn't Dami responded???
JasonTODD: dunno he's probably scared lol
Damian.Wayne: Shut up Todd.
Damian.Wayne: I was just getting swords ready you idiot.
JasonTODD: Wait why
Damian.Wayne: Don't worry.
DickGrayson: Ok that's it so this is how it's going to work,
DickGrayson: We talk to one single person at a time and well yeah.
JasonTODD: So like we aren't actually going talk to a therapist?
BarbaraG: well no because they don't understand us
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: true
JasonTODD: Wait wait wait isn't Dick going join us since like he has issues
DickGrayson: no?
BarbaraG: Yes now I'll be the one talking and listening so who's going first?
DickGrayson: Wait what
Cassandra: 👀
BarbaraG: WHO IS GOING FIRST?
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: idk
JasonTODD: someone just fucking go
BarbaraG: Tim go since your the first one to text
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: but I don't wanna
Stephanie1: GO TIM
JasonTODD: YEAH HURRY UP REPLACEMENT I DONT GOT ALL DAY
DukeThomas: take it
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: fine fine uh so what do I talk about?
BarbaraG: your issues and how you feel like no one understands you
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: ok well..
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I don't get why people judge me and assume coffee is bad for me like idk why you people just hurt my feelings for coffee and don't support me enough for it if I'm doing great like my own gf doesn't support me but I don't complain how she adds so much syrup to her waffles and give waffles more attention then me and then the demon spawn is scary cause he just probably doesn't sleep and plans everything like attack me and I swear it's a nightmare like I can beat him but I won't because Bruce will kill me and say he's a 10 year old when really he is mentally a 5 year old potato and then Jason he calls he replacement like I'm his some kind of replacement. I mean he's probably jealous of how I fight and the way I can not sleep while he doesn't beat people up right and don't finish the job but hey we don't complain nah let's just make fun of my lover coffee maker and then there's Dick he's so supportive but a lovely sun and then he's the best brother figure but damn he replaced me with that demon spawn goblin like wth y'all don't support me I'm a nerd and better then Barbara and then there's Cassandra she's my favorite because she's supportive and Duke is okay and everyone is okay but sometimes you guys have weird fetish's or something like what is wrong with you people. I have a math test in the morning so I need to pass that you guys are just jealous of the way I take advantages and attack
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I even spill the tea
JasonTODD: what the... actual... fuck
DickGrayson: I'm sorry Timmy I didn't know like wow I mean
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: DONT TALK TO ME. TALK TO THE HAND MR SUNSHINE. Smh.
BarbaraG: this is a process hm I see
DukeThomas: So steph really adds extra syrup though
Stephanie1: idk what he talking about I uh idk
Damian.Wayne: Doesn't surprise me.
Cassandra: hug.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: at least someone understands
BarbaraG: thanks I'll be going face to face later on. Now Jason's turn since he texted second.
JasonTODD: seriously?
BarbaraG: JASON JUST DO IT
JasonTODD: fuck fine
JasonTODD: So like I'm sick of everyone's shit for being annoying to the point of wanting to go to the pit and stay there for few minutes to wash out the cringe. Tim is the experienced boy who is a robot and Dick is the boy who is deeply hurt who hides it by being all bright cheerful fuckface and favorites a demon. Kid is adorable and all but can be a little shit head and since his mom saved me and all so I won't be killing the little shit. Then there's stephanie who is like cool and dead robin 2.0 she's cool. Blah blah here and there Duke is normal and Cassandra is awesome. There you happy?
BarbaraG: hm I see.
DickGrayson: why am I being attacked I'm perfectly fine
JasonTODD: Nope
Stephanie1: awesome
DukeThomas: eh
Damian.Wayne: Tt.
BarbaraG: interesting next to Damian talk now.
DukeThomas: woah already?
Stephanie1: oh
Damian.Wayne: Not talking. I'm perfectly fine.
JasonTODD: oh come on I said it, Tim said it in a essay and now ur up.
Damian.Wayne: I'm PERFECTLY fine. I don't need some cheap therapy that won't help me get out of some wasteful hours and such. This is unnecessarily and wasteful to get. Todd is a idiot, Drake is a idiot, Grayson is the anxious idiot, Brown is the annoying idiot, Cain is the surprising quiet type, Thomas is a new idiot, Father is a idiot, Gordon is a idiot who's wasting her time. All are wasting time to do this. Tt.
BarbaraG: hm I see it's already enough.
JasonTODD: how is that enough if he basically called all of us idiots
BarbaraG: It already shows me he cares but in a different way. If he didn't really cared or bothered he wouldn't make this much a paragraph. I win.
Damian.Wayne: Hm.
DickGrayson: oh wowie
Stephanie1: well at least I'm not named "idiot" I was only "annoying idiot"
JasonTODD: this is bullshhhiiittttt
BarbaraG: Dick now ur turn. The faster we go this could end quicker.
DickGrayson: I'm just the caring type and wanna be there for everyone that I care about. Maybe I'm sad easily but that doesn't matter because at the end of the day I have all of you guys and wanna show my loving and support to most of my 3 little bird brothers and other people that have joined in this dysfunctional Batfamily!
JasonTODD: bird brothers?
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: dysfunctional? Correct.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: If you think about it this is a clan food chain. The big boys are top and goes to the lowest where we have a printed tag on your chest on who you are. Like we have back ups and stuff and we are the official people IN the bat family where we rightfully call ourselves Batfamily with a reputation about our strength and stuff. Think about it.
JasonTODD: That actually hurt my head from thinking about that
DickGrayson: see you guys think big and that makes me proud
Damian.Wayne: This is a shame to this "cult clan". You don't deserve to call yourself this "Batfamily"
JasonTODD: you humor me too much
BarbaraG: Ah okay stephanie ur turn.
Stephanie1: My bf is addicted to coffee that I will kick him out of my house and my dad is a criminal. The end.
Damian.Wayne: Brown gets it. Make it a simple summary. That's it.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: you didn't do that tho
Damian.Wayne: Not the point.
Cassandra: Mother is scary.
Cassandra: End.
JasonTODD: damn. That's just 3 words and it's already dark.
Damian.Wayne: Cain gets a pass on making a paragraph or a essay because she has the right to.
JasonTODD: WHY TF DO YOU ALWAYS LET HER A PASS YOU ANGRY GREMLIN
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Yeah u like her lol ooooooo
BarbaraG: Bunch of children expect Cass and Duke.
Damian.Wayne: Todd and Drake are already on my kill to-do-list but it will speed up faster.
DickGrayson: Don't worry it won't happen.
DukeThomas: Ok I know it's my turn I'll make this quick.
DukeThomas: Meeting you guys is amazing. You all are different in your own way. Like sure there's a time where Jason stares at me while loading at his gun, Tim offers me coffee too much, Dick is a friendly person who's positive, and uh Damian while cleaning his sword while looking... deeply at.. my soul? Uh and Stephanie is a nice outgoing person and Cassandra well I like her. She a good friend and is skilled. Enough is said I think I really will fit in this cycle.
JasonTODD: yeah and then you'll turn like us. Savages.
DukeThomas: Oh
DickGrayson: Don't take it personal he's just like that. And Damian is like that. They are very shy.
JasonTODD: what the fuck shy?
Damian.Wayne: Whatever.
BarbaraG: Alright in the end you're all dysfunctional but don't worry I'll be your therapist from now on.
DickGrayson: YAY
Cassandra: ok
Stephanie1: Don't really need one but sure
JasonTODD: hAH
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: ok just don't take my coffee away
DukeThomas: Do I need one though?
BarbaraG: Yes you are joining us.
Damian.Wayne: Hmm.