So you scroll through Instagram
and you see 10 year olds
In bikinis and butt shorts
You know what tho?
ITS WINTER
when I was ten
I posted pictures of a garbage truck
And said
"This is loud and annoying"
Getting comments like
"Tomato I feel bad for u"
Commenting back, "thanks"
NOW
Little children posting pictures of them in butt shorts crop tops.
"OMG (insert name here) you are soooo pretty. Stop being gorgeous"
"Lol @ _____ ily so much bæ. Besties for life #besties #love #whitenup"
Um no.
No.
Garbage trucks are way cooler than you and your white ass friends.
#ew #getoutofhere #ewyourmakingmediehere #garbagetrucks
And pictures of them blondies.
¿Go blonde girls go? WHEN ONLY ONE OF THEM IS FREAKIN BLONDE AND THE REST HAVE BROWN HAIR
~¿my life is over, Tomato?