Stephanie1: Guys we need some bleach
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: awww my bae is starting to drink bleach
BarbaraG: Tim what?
Stephanie1: No seriously there's a virus going around and it's dangerous
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: isn't there ALWAYS a virus though
Stephanie1: This one is different TIM
DukeThomas: Yeah that's true according to this virus it's killing people it's already like killed over 1,000 I believe?
JasonTODD: WHAT THE FUCK
JasonTODD: ITS KILLING PEOPLE WAY MORE THEN ME? THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
DickGrayson: RED LANGUAGE!
Damian.Wayne: Tt, we are immune to it.
Stephanie1: Damian we are HUMANS. Not Robots, Zombies, or Assassins.
RowHarper: This is bs there's not even toilet paper or anything in the stores right now
JasonTODD: ugh fine I'll go get my gun and threat people
RowHarper: oh Jesus
BarbaraG: Jason you will not be doing that
JasonTODD: Desperate times like these then yes I have to do these crazy maths
BarbaraG: that literally makes no sense at the end.
JasonTODD: sweetie it does
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Alfred can take care of us after all he's like our sweet dad who is amazing that I'll cross the killing rule if someone messes with him then they'll be disappearing :D
JasonTODD: I 100% agree on this
Damian.Wayne: Agreed.
DickGrayson: wouldn't kill them but I would beat them
Stephanie1: I'll beat them with a bat
Cassandra: hands.
RowHarper: totally with my gun handle
BarbaraG: Yell
DukeThomas: I would talk to the dude first?
JasonTODD: no duke you have to beat them up to know that we don't play around unless I can kill them
BarbaraG: you guys do realize Alfred can fight?
DickGrayson: Yup
Stephanie1: okay we are kinda off topic but I just wanted you guys to like get some supplies on water and stuff while getting bleach and soap along with cleaning supplies.
BarbaraG: they're already out supplies ugh
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: guys we can just make a antidote or something so we're safe
JasonTODD: Jfc and Tim already got this
JasonTODD: We are literally fucking detectives and robins or batgirls or whatever tf we are
Stephanie1: Some of us aren't more advanced like Tim or Barbara or someone who has more advanced like Bruce who he probably could make.
Stephanie1: Because HES Batman.
Stephanie1: Also DONT touch your face because it spreads more
JasonTODD: Well then I already have it cause I been scratching my face oh well.
Stephanie1: Also wash your hands more often.
JasonTODD: hm feel like no one washes hands
JasonTODD: fucking disgusting
Damian.Wayne: Idiot, I wash my hands.
Cassandra: I do.
BarbaraG: I do as well
DukeThomas: me too..
RowHarper: Already know
DickGrayson: YOU KNOW MEEEE
JasonTODD: this is bs I know damn well half of you don't wash ur hands fuckers
BarbaraG: DO YOU WASH YOUR HANDS?
JasonTODD: I mean
JasonTODD: Yeah?
Stephanie1: Also stay away from each other like 5 feet
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Can I go near you?
Stephanie1: no
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: WHAT THE HECK? WHY WHAT DID I DO??
JasonTODD: Because replacement you have the cootie touch
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Wait... Cooties are real???!!
Stephanie1: Oh Tim..
DickGrayson: Welp I can go near barb
BarbaraG: No you can't.
DickGrayson: Yes I can
BarbaraG: No.
DickGrayson: Please
BarbaraG: NO.
DickGrayson: Pleassseeee with cherry on top
BarbaraG: Still no and stop with that elementary stuff.
DickGrayson: I SAID PRETTY PLEASE
BarbaraG: I SAID NO, DICK.
DickGrayson: I SAID PLEASE BARB
JasonTODD: aH yes this is the content I like
Damian.Wayne: I don't care about this "virus". I'll go close to Grayson even if he has the virus or not.
DickGrayson: awwwww DAMI YOU REALLY DO LOVE ME
DickGrayson: SEE BARB EVEN DAMI DOESNT CARE
Damian.Wayne: Tt, that name cringes.
BarbaraG: yes go share the virus
RowHarper: In meantime I can just go near Steph and Cass right?
Cassandra: Yes?
Stephanie1: that's high risk and it's not safe Cass unless we have masks and wash our hands then yes come to me Harp.
RowHarper: awesomeeee
Cassandra: 🦠
JasonTODD: so that's what it looks like. Can't we shoot it?
BarbaraG: JASON TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING
JasonTODD: Sweet cheeks I never joke unless I'm drunk or something
DickGrayson: jay bird don't call her sweet cheeks
DickGrayson: or else I'll bring the virus to you
JasonTODD: such a great sacrifice
JasonTODD: BRING IT
BarbaraG: Guys can we take it seriously?
DukeThomas: I am.
Stephanie1: I know well that me, Cass, Harper, Duke and you are taking this seriously
RowHarper: exactly
JasonTODD: let's be honest here. I accept my faith and will likely get more drunk then ever if it's popular right now for getting 99 percent "rid of it"
JasonTODD: Tim thinks coffee will forever save him and is probably a mess while Dick is okay with sharing everything because at the end of the day he's Mr golden-sun-shine-that-is-not-actually-a-sun-shine-behind-and-has-a-tight-ass-that-is-visible-in-nightwing-while-wholesome. Damian well he's Damian.
DickGrayson: I..
DickGrayson: is that true?
BarbaraG: Dick do you want a hug?
DickGrayson: YES PLEASE THIS IS HORRIBLE
BarbaraG: it's okay it's normal for a ass.
DickGrayson: what? I was talking about me being very wholesome omg I am very proud to be.
BarbaraG: ok nvm stay away from me you might have that virus.
Stephanie1: there might be a lockdown to stay away?
JasonTODD: Pft like we all listen to fucking laws
DukeThomas: I thought we were doing the right thing?
BarbaraG: We are but the laws are bs and we do not follow.
Damian.Wayne: Gotham is already broken but is more broken from this "virus". What is it even called anyways?
Stephanie1: Coronavirus
JasonTODD: So they didn't call it like idk like Killer virus?
RowHarper: That's too easy tho
Stephanie1: WHEN DO WE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY
JasonTODD: We have like what? Saved the world plenty of times and everything
JasonTODD: while this is just a sickness cold and if we did have it can't we like get rid of it if we like make something?
JasonTODD: besides I can like go in the Lazarus pit and come back
Damian.Wayne: No just stay in there.
JasonTODD: awww demon spawn I know you'll miss me
Damian.Wayne: No I won't.
Stephanie1: oh I guess you have a point but it's better if we take it like serious while keeping ourselves healthy
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: we'll be fine
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: If we don't then uh..
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: sorry we didn't take it seriously??
Stephanie1: Tim
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: don't worry you'll be staying away from me like everyone else. If you guys need anything just call me on my phone
JasonTODD: seriously?
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: you guys know my number and I know yours so we all good right?
BarbaraG: that actually could work
RowHarper: I agree
JasonTODD: smart replacement you're finally getting it
BarbaraG: in meantime I'll be giving you guys everything you need for this
DukeThomas: thanks
BarbaraG: no problem