DOTTIE THE LOML, MY RIDE OR DIE
YOU:
i'm gonna do it
DANCE MONKEY:
do what
if it's something stupid, you better not do it
DANCE MONKEY:
at least not without me 🤪🤪
YOU:
i'm gonna confess to draco
DANCE MONKEY:
OH DAMN SIS
GO GET YOUR MANS
YOU:
but-
how do i do it
i'm shy
DANCE MONKEY:
bitch you been asking for his nudes-
YOU:
that's different >:(
this is serious and i'm panicking
DANCE MONKEY:
hmm i say just go for it
like just go up to him and tell him how you feel
YOU:
but what if he doesn't feel the same way
DANCE MONKEY:
then you is blind
YOU:
dottieeee
i'm serious here
DANCE MONKEY:
i'm also being serious 😭
he obviously feels the same way for you
he's just a tsundere little bitch
but i promise you
he feels the same way
YOU:
okay okay
i'll confess to him later tonight after dinner
i'm going to murder you in your sleep if he rejects me and you gave me all that false hope
DANCE MONKEY:
is ok i'll finally have peace from this chaotic ass world
YOU:
never mind
maybe letting u live is a better punishment
DANCE MONKEY:
your face is a better punishment >:(
YOU:
LMFAO
i have to go to my last class now catch you later
DANCE MONKEY:
see you in dinner !
"WE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED 😩🤘"
NOTT YOUR MANS:
does anyone have anymore treacle tart
NEV:
yeah our table still does
y'all ran out already?
NOTT YOUR MANS:
bulstrode and goyle are practically inhaling them rip
NEV:
damn reminds me of harry
he loves these things
NOTT YOUR MANS:
ok save me some i'm omw to get them
YOU:
i'm not that fond of treacle tart
they're a little too sweet for me
DRACO ♥‿♥:
you're too sweet
DOTTIE:
👀
DRACO ♥‿♥:
sorry typo
i meant *yeah, too sweet
DOTTIE:
NEV:
LMFAO I SNORTED SO LOUD
NOTT YOUR MANS:
bitch you literally snorted at my tarts wtf 💀
how am i supposed to eat these now
YOU:
that's nasty
NOTT YOUR MANS:
give me your tarts @vangie
does the ravenclaw table still have some
YOU:
yeah we have tart and fudge
you want both?
NOTT YOUR MANS:
tart AND fudge?
that's sexy 🥴
i'm omw
KSNXNCIDOLLPPPPPAMXN
DOTTIE:
LMFAO WTF
@draco WHY YOU PUSH HIM LIKE THAT 😭😭
NEV:
IM LAUGHING SO HARD HE REALLY SKRRT OUT OF THE SLYTHERIN TABLE SO FAST JUST TO GET THE SWEETS FROM VANGIE 💀
NOTT YOUR MANS:
I NEARLY DIED @draco
DOTTIE:
YOU:
hahaha that was so cute
[you deleted the previous message!]
NEV:
my screenshot game is so strong rn
DOTTIE:
omg dm it to me @neville
NOTT YOUR MANS:
expose her ass here @neville
DRACO ♥‿♥:
i'm back what did i miss
YOU:
nothing haha
BAD BOY WANNABE 🥵😳💚
YOU:
hey are you busy tomorrow?
DRAGON BOY 🥰:
tomorrow?
it's a saturday um
i was planning to go back home why?
YOU:
oh haha never mind then
DRAGON BOY 🥰:
i mean i can stay for one more day if you'd like?
was there something you needed?
is it about simba? what's he doing?
YOU:
nah simba's okay, he's sleeping right now
YOU:
it's about something else
YOU:
fuck i'm sweating
message not sent!
YOU:
tomorrow, three broomsticks, 11am
good day sir
you went offline
DRAGON BOY 🥰:
i-
ma'am you disappeared so fast what-
message delivered!
DRAGON BOY 🥰:
but ok i'll be there
message delivered!