"WE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED 😩🤘"
NEV:
um-
is it just me
or is anyone else struggling with the last twelve numbers
NOTT YOUR MANS:
you're not alone
i've been staring at my paper for the past fifteen minutes wondering wtf these questions are
DOTTIE:
same omg
btw be careful with keeping your phones hidden
milbourne has his glasses on
NOTT YOUR MANS:
all in favor to avada kedavra his skinny ass say aye
NEV:
aye
YOU:
i was so happy answering the first forty something questions
like i knew them all and went through them so easily
until i see the last twelve
DOTTIE:
@draco do you know the answers?
NOTT YOUR MANS:
of course he does
DRACO ♥‿♥:
do you want the truth that may hurt or a lie that's slightly reassuring
YOU:
um let's go with the lie first
DRACO ♥‿♥:
then yes, i'll eventually know the answers. just give me a few minutes to think and remember
NEV:
what's the truth?
DRACO ♥‿♥:
i have no fucking clue what the last twelve answers are, therefore i am of no help to y'all
DOTTIE:
oh god milbourne's finally gained control of the world
YOU:
hmm
not quite
NOTT YOUR MANS:
uh oh
you have your thinking face on
DRACO ♥‿♥:
haha i see it
YOU:
@dottie what do you think of hermione granger
DOTTIE:
well i think she can be a smartass and a teacher's pet but she's really hot and had a huge glow up from our first year
also i think my girlfriend had a big fat crush on her before but refuses to admit it
YOU:
dumbass you already told me that before
i meant if she's cool and passes the vibe check or not 💀
NEV:
WAIT YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT U LOWKEY HAD A THING FOR THEO
i'm a clown
🤡
DOTTIE:
i'm lesbian
NOTT YOUR MANS:
i thought you were american-
NEV:
who's your girlfriend omg do we know her?
DOTTIE:
yes 😭😭
NOTT YOUR MANS:
omg spill who is it
DOTTIE:
pansy 😌🥰
DRACO ♥‿♥:
🤭
say sike right now
DOTTIE:
nooo for real !!!
we've been dating since our sixth year, and then the seventh year with snape as headmaster, and then right now in the redo of our seventh year
damn almost 3 years
NEV:
wow that's incredible
i hope you guys stay together all throughout
NOTT YOUR MANS:
right?
3 years is amazing damn
my last relationship lasted a month
DRACO ♥‿♥:
you've never had a girlfriend stfu
stop acting cool 💀
NOTT YOUR MANS:
oh and YOU do? 😤
DRACO ♥‿♥:
well not yet
but
i mean
uhh
NEV:
YOU:
IDC WHAT YALL SAY
BUT WE HAVE 10 MINUTES LEFT IN THIS EXAM
I'M RECRUITING ANOTHER MEMBER
you added hermione granger to the chat!
GRANGER DANGER:
um-
what is this
i'm still reviewing my answers, i'm gonna get back to this after the exam
YOU:
hermione!!!
hi, we really need your help
GRANGER DANGER:
with what?
YOU:
the last twelve numbers of the test 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
GRANGER DANGER:
are you cheating right now?
vangie! you should know better than to do so
DOTTIE:
well we honestly did try to study
GRANGER DANGER:
dorothy???
you're HEAD GIRL
NEV:
hermione relax
milbourne's looking your way stop turning your head towards us
GRANGER DANGER:
OMG NEVILLE YOU TOO?
i can't believe this
NOTT YOUR MANS:
look you don't have to stay if you don't want to
feel free to leave the chat
just please don't tattle on us
we honestly really did try to study like what @dottie said
GRANGER DANGER:
well...
DRACO ♥‿♥:
yeah sorry you guys
i should've worked harder
i guess i was studying so much i lacked sleep and missed out on a few pages
YOU:
damn i might not be graduating after all this year if i fail
that's so sad i'll miss you guys a lot
GRANGER DANGER:
i really mustn't...
NEV:
if only i was as smart as hermione, i would've been able to help us all
sorry guys
GRANGER DANGER:
ah... well i'm not that smart...
DOTTIE:
true @neville
i wish i had even just a quarter of her brains
i would've easily aced this test
YOU:
yeah
but it's okay hermione
we understand if you want to leave the chat
you don't have to tell us the answers
GRANGER DANGER:
oh all right
but i'm not part of any of this
and none of you can tell anyone else i told you the answers
NOTT YOUR MANS:
our lips are sealed
scout's honor
GRANGER DANGER:
[sent a photo!]
that should be all of the last twelve
you lot have a nice christmas break
YOU:
thank you!!!
NEV:
THANK YOU HERMIONE!!!!
hermione granger left the group chat!