"WE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED 😩🤘"
theodore nott kicked evangeline beckham out of the group chat!
THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE:
alright let's get down to business
who's bringing the cupcakes, her boba shit whatever, and a big present
THE COOL BUT DUMB KID:
you dumb shit you could've just made a whole new group chat 💀
my best friend's not an idiot, i bet u she already knows as soon as u kicked her out
THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE:
it's 8 am that bitch is still asleep
well delete everything here as soon as we finish and then add her back before she wakes up
THE FOOL WHO'S GETTING BOLD:
oooh i'll bring the cupcakes !!!
THE COOL BUT DUMB KID:
i can get the boba no problem
THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE:
perfect that means @draco can handle the present
YOU:
i already have a present for her, and i'm not sharing it with everyone else. yall can get your own presents for her
message not sent!
YOU:
i don't see you contributing anything @theo
THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE:
i'm bringing the party favors
YOU:
she's turning 19 years old not 8
tf you doing with goodie bags
THE FOOL WHO'S GETTING BOLD:
i got the cupcakes from house elves downstairs in the kitchen
where do i put it
THE COOL BUT DUMB KID:
just leave it in her usual seat in the great hall
THE FOOL WHO'S GETTING BOLD:
okay give me a sec
THE FOOL WHO'S GETTING BOLD:
alright i just set the tray down on the table
do i just leave it out here?
THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE:
yeah just let it vibe out there
THE FOOL WHO'S GETTING BOLD:
what if someone takes one?
maybe i should sit out here and wait
THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE:
okay so cupcakes check
@dottie?
we good with the boba?
THE COOL BUT DUMB KID:
almost
the line's a bit long
i had to sneak into the headmistress's office and use the floo network there
THE FOOL WHO'S GETTING BOLD:
it's okay
mcgonagall's pretty chill
THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE:
@draco
do you have a present ready?
YOU:
lol i already prepared my gift for quite a while now of course it's ready
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YOU:
i'm not sure what present to give her lol
what does she like
THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE:
oh my god💀
okay uh just find the hidden stash of sweets in my bedside table and put it in a box or something
YOU:
instructions unclear
i found your atrocious magazines instead
YOU:
i may need to bleach my eyes w holy water 😳
THE COOL BUT DUMB KID:
LMFAO THEO DO YOU REALLY HAVE-
THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE:
NO I DONT
@draco SHUT UP OMG 💀
THE FOOL WHO'S GETTING BOLD:
yall better hurry up bc there are people already coming in the great hall
THE COOL BUT DUMB KID:
sit tight @neville
i have the drinks i'm on my way there
THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE:
i'll just take care of the gift
maybe get her a collage of memes that should satisfy her enough
YOU:
lol i'm just kidding i have a gift
and it's from me only
but when i give it to her i'll say it's from us all
THE COOL BUT DUMB KID:
you're a shit liar
but she believes everything you say
and vice versa too
THE COOL BUT DUMB KID:
but yeah, sure go ahead
it's almost 8:30 she should be awake soon
THE FOOL WHO'S GETTING BOLD:
ok i'll clear the chat
@theo you can add her back
@draco you can give her her gift
neville longbottom erased previous messages from the chat!
theodore nott added evangeline beckham to the chat!
THE IMBECILE ROOM MATE:
it's december 4
happy birthday bitch
BECKHAM 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
PUPPY DOG EYES 😻:
OMG!!!
draco!!!
thank you so much 😭😭
YOU:
you're welcome, happy birthday
oh wait it's from all of us
not just me
PUPPY DOG EYES 😻:
i love him already pls
he's the most adorable baby boy thank you so so so much!
YOU:
it's no worries
i'm really glad you like him tho
YOU:
if you two take a photo together
it'll be two puppies staring right back at the camera
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PUPPY DOG EYES 😻:
i'm literally IN LOVE
and the cute shirt he has on too
AHHHH😩😩💜💜💜
YOU:
have you named him already?
PUPPY DOG EYES 😻:
nope not yet !!!
but i'm thinking of it !
YOU:
if you name it beckham i'll get to call the two most adorable beings with the same name
YOU:
fuck that wasn't supposed to send
YOU:
hahahahappy birthday
you went offline
DOTTIE THE LOML, MY RIDE OR DIE
YOU:
so about the puppy-
he's from draco, isn't he?
DANCE MONKEY:
yup
YOU:
totally called it