Fuck Witcha
RoastMasterV2: chickfila chickfila chickfila chickfila chickfila chickfila chickfila chickfila
WildHoe: dear god
Kryoz: what about chickfila
ChokingIsMyKink: wait for it
RoastMasterV2: WE GOING TO CHICKFILA TODAY BOIS
Moo: tf since when
WildHoe: me and craig may have promised evan chickfila today...
Four07: and you didn't invite us!!! y'all some bitches
ChokingIsMyKink: and we still ain't inviting you dumbasses
RoastMasterV2: ugh yes drag them
WildHoe: evan get ready we're on our way to pick you up
RoastMasterV2: ive been ready for two hours you think this is some fucking game
Moo: yup definitely sounds like evan
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Now showing private messages between Terroriser and RoastMasterV2
Terroriser: why just them?
RoastMasterV2: relax, dude. i'm not recruiting them. it's still just us two
Terroriser: im still not even sure what we're doing
RoastMasterV2: creating a contingency plan
RoastMasterV2: you know what could possibly happen, that's why we need to stick together
Terroriser: you sound like some kind of evil mastermind dude
RoastMasterV2: precisely
Terroriser: but seriously why are you only meeting them?
RoastMasterV2: idk tbh they just invited me and you know i can't say no to chickfila
Terroriser: sounds suspicious
Terroriser: be careful. it could end up sideways
RoastMasterV2: in the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity
Terroriser: i didn't sign up for you to quote the art of war wtf
RoastMasterV2: well i didn't sign up for you to lecture me about being unable to refuse the offer of free chickfila so consider us even
Terroriser: you may have a point but i still want you to be cautious
RoastMasterV2: i'm always cautious
Terroriser: no ur not that's why i'm telling you to be
RoastMasterV2: lmao ok mom