MY DREAM EXO (Jokes, Memes an...

By Hiyyers

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My own collection of EXO's Jongdaeness. Don't bash dahil katuwaan lang ito. I repeat, KATUWAAN LANG PO ITO. ;) More

MY DREAM EXO
1: 100 Jokes
2: Translate
3: EXO kapag nagbabasketball
We are One
4: knock knock ng EXO
5: Random jokes
6: EXO kapag binlind date
7: Random Jokes
8: EXO kapag naging coach sa The Voice
9: Random Jokes
10: Chen Jokes
11: EXO bilang Anime characters
12: Random Jokes
14: Random Jokes
15: KaiSoo Jokes
16: EXO kapag pumapara ng jeep
17: HunHan Jokes
18: Random Jokes
19: EXO matapos manalo sa MAMA
20: Usual things sa School ng EXO
21: Random Jokes
22: BaekYeol Jokes
23: SuLay Jokes
24: EXO at ang crush nila
25: Bestfriend (TaoRis)
26: EXO kapag Christmas Break
27: Ispel
28: Eyeball
29: Random Jokes
30: Random Jokes
31: EXO kapag mainit ang ulo
32: Random Jokes
33: Random Jokes
33: XiuChen Jokes
34: Chen Fan Fiction
35: EXO kapag distribution of cards
36: Means a lot (KaiSoo)
37: Random Jokes
38: Fun facts about EXO
39: Payabangan ng TaoRis
40: Birthday ni Chen
41: EXO kapag bakasyon

13: EXO kapag nanunuod ng UAAP volleyball

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Suho: (Nasa pinakaharap, VIP. Wala, mayaman eh) Sige, go Mika Reyes! Spike! Wooooh!

Ikaw: Sus, kung makasigaw ng spike, kala mo naman abot rin niya yung net. *irap*

Suho: Whatcha sayin'? (labas ng GOLD na baril)

Ikaw: Wooooh! Go Mika! Spike pa mooore!

Xiumin: (natamaan ng bola)

Player: Omygosh! Tumawag kayo ng ambulansya! Tinamaan yung bataaa! Waaaah! Bilissss!

Xiumin: Ah-eh, hindi po. Okay la- -

Player: Shet! Hindi ko mapapatawad ang sarili ko kapag may nangyari sa cute na nilalang na to! Bilisaaan niyoooo!

Xiumin: -.-

Kai: Witwew. Chikababes oh!

D.O: Kai, may sinasabi ka? *may hawak na rolling pin*

Kai: Grabe! Dapat boksing nalang pinanuod natin para suntukan nalang ng mga macho! Shet. Ang babading ng mga tao dito.

Chanyeol: Gooooooo SEXY LOVE! Go sexy, go sexy, go sexy sexy love! *derp*

Audience: *natakot**nagsilayasan*

Baekhyun: In fairness ha, ang ganda ni Mika Reyes. Kaso she don't wear make up. Tsk. Kahit eyeliner man lang. Major Turn Off.

Tao: Ugh. Ayoko naaaa!

Ikaw: Huh? Ano pinagsasasabi mo jan?

Tao: Like omgeee! It's Gucci sale sa mall and I'm like, stuck here forever just because Kris is watching those babae na nagsasapakan! Like duuhh. Uso wushu guys. *irap*

HunHan: (Hindi nanunuod, busy maglandian. You know, gheis.)

Kris: This is not my style.

(After 10 mins.)

Kris: Yeah! Smash that ball Valdez! Nice catch Lazaro! Woooh! You can do that Mika!  sshjakafghagahs this is effin' fun! *le flips everything* (≧▽≦)/~┴┴

Chen: Opo,opo. Nasa loob po ang EXO. Nasa seat #1 po si Suho, #88 po si Xiumin at .  . . . . . . . . Yes, $10000 dollars lang po ang ticket. Kekekeke Haym so riiiich! ╰( ̄▽ ̄)╭

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Sabaw kung sabaw may mai-update lang. :D

DLSU and ADMU FTW.






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