JasonTODD: Alright everyone get up. MEETING MEETING HELLO
JasonTODD: YO WAKE TF UP GUYS WE GOT WORK TO DO
JasonTODD: ITS A SLOW DAY COME ON UP
Damian.Wayne: Stop spamming and shut up.
JasonTODD: No can do demon spawn this is the moment I've been waiting for right now
Stephanie1: Jason??
JasonTODD: Alright I need the demon spawn who is short angry goblin. Check. I need the robot kid who would snort coffee to get full angry. Not check. Guy with tight ass. Not check. Girl who has blond hair. Check yes. Kid with hairline issues. Nope. Ginger girl. Nope. Silent killer girl mhm nope. Girl with goth looks nope.
JasonTODD: come on guys wth get up
DickGrayson: did... you just
DickGrayson: called me.. tight ass??
JasonTODD: Shut up dick we all know you are showing that ass and is known to have uH what do we call it? Oh yes. "Fabulous ass"
DickGrayson: I. Don't know what to say
JasonTODD: DONT worry tight ass I'll tell you what I'm trying to do
BarbaraG: You really had to call me ginger girl
JasonTODD: silent golden locks I'm trying to be nice here and serious
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: what a swine you idiot
JasonTODD: No robot killer not now
Stephanie1: JASON WJAT IS THIS?
JasonTODD: Dead Robin 2 I'll explain it to you.
dukeThomas: Am guessing I'm not needed here?
JasonTODD: no I called you hairline issues
JasonTODD: that shit is sharp. Sharper then this crowbar I collected
BarbaraG: JASON I THOUGHT WE DISCUSS THIS ALREADY WITH THE CROWBAR
JasonTODD: sorry Goldie Locks y'all never will avoid my death pass check
dukeThomas: woah that's a nicest compliment I got from you
RowHarper: guessing I'm the goth girl right?
Cassandra: know mine
JasonTODD: YOU ARE ALL CORRECT
JasonTODD: Now we need the old man and Alfred
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: duh they muted the chat this whole time
JasonTODD: Haha I knew that which is why I set a bomb in the mansion
DickGrayson: WHAT YOU MEAN
dukeThomas: man this is not what I expected my death to be
BarbaraG: I THOUGHT WE MADE AMENDS AND GOT ALONG
Damian.Wayne: That doesn't effect me. It effects my father.
JasonTODD: EXACTLY WHICH IS GETTING THE ATTENTION OF BRUCE WAYNE
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I'm dodododod doomed
BarbaraG: well it's going to be easy to disarm the bomb since I have hacked the heat vision which will tell me where the bomb is close nearby which cass will quickly disable.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: IM DODODODODOD STILL DOOMED DODODOD DORA
JasonTODD: wow barb ur no fun
BarbaraG: you are risking US TO GET KILLED JASON
JasonTODD: dude which is why I wanted to alert you all to get the fuck out of this house
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: it's a mansion
JasonTODD: same thing but different names
DickGrayson: Jason I have to stop you
JasonTODD: No fab ass Grayson you don't need to
BarbaraG: Which is why I will assign Cassandra and Damian to find the bomb
Damian.Wayne: I didn't agree to this, Gordon.
Cassandra: I will
BarbaraG: Damian, this is teamwork and also a way to not get you banned from patrol and also you need to finally socialize for once of your damn life.
Damian.Wayne: .... Patrol? Banned?
Damian.Wayne: Say no more.
Damian.Wayne: Cassandra I'll be going in the vents.
Cassandra: Ok I check bedrooms
Damian.Wayne: Deal.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: DODODODO I DO HACKING
DickGrayson: And I'll be arresting Jason!!
JasonTODD: WAIT IM OKAY WITH YALL STOPPING THE BOMB BUT ARRESTING ME?
DickGrayson: I'll bail you out
BarbaraG: Harper and Duke try searching in the theater room. Stephanie your going with me to the room so you can watch all four.
Stephanie1: Got it boss
DukeThomas: there's a.. THEATER ROOM??
RowHarper: Alright Duke I'll bring out the tablet to see if there's actually something there
DukeThomas: THEY HAVE A THEATER ROOM HARPER!
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: According
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: there's actually 2 bombs
DickGrayson: I'm going to find you Jason
BarbaraG: ARE YOU KIDDING?
BarbaraG: WHERE ARE THEY
JasonTODD: Nah the bomb is at 3 mins
BarbaraG: WHAT THE HELL JASON
DukeThomas: WE TRY FINDING IT HERE THERES NONE
RowHarper: Yeah THERES really nothing
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I'm already hacking in the sensors nearby
BarbaraG: Jfc I'll be hacking the second ones in the bat cave down there to see if he placed them
JasonTODD: Hahahahahahaha
DickGrayson: Jason I placed a tracker inside your helmet for 1 month. I got you now cowboy
JasonTODD: WAIT WHAT
BarbaraG: Cass and Damian HAVENT responded yet
BarbaraG: Cass or Damian have you found the first bomb?
Damian.Wayne: Tt, yes and no.
Damian.Wayne: We found the first bomb. And over this whole time I admit I was trying to fight over in cutting the wires but Cassandra beat me to it.
Damian.Wayne: Turns out the bomb is fake, glitter all over with the nite "fuck you"
Cassandra: yes
Stephanie1: what
JasonTODD: In all honestly I expected you guys to work harder but I guess it's enough for half of you searching this whole hell
DickGrayson: Jason what is this?
JasonTODD: this is a lesson
BarbaraG: HOW THE HELL IS THIS A LESSON YOU WORRIED ALL OF US
Damian.Wayne: Not me. Or Cassandra.
Cassandra: yes
BarbaraG: Alright yes you guys have no fears of bombs but half of us searched
BarbaraG: wait what about the second one
JasonTODD: same thing as the first one
Stephanie1: I'm confused what is this lesson
JasonTODD: 1) I did this so y'all can get your lazy asses up and work together 2) don't mess with my shit
Stephanie1: oh that makes sense
BarbaraG: JASON. Don't do this again
JasonTODD: aye aye Goldie locks
dukeThomas: I'm just shocked about the theater room
RowHarper: how did you not know?
dukeThomas: rarely there
JasonTODD: this is great
DickGrayson: phew
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: you're a swine Jason. A very bad swine.
JasonTODD: Replacement I think you need your sleep
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: no u