Ask Infinite Anything

By InfiniteLeJackal

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Looks like we're up and running. I've actually been asked by multiple people in in real life to do this. (XD)... More

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Question 211/215... The End

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By InfiniteLeJackal

Infinite: Well, here we are everyone! The end of this Q&A! Let's see what we've got!

Crystal: Yeah!

Infinite: Oh?

Splendid: Yeah! Firstly, this is General Thomas!  He's the leader of a few villages I came across and a very skilled fighter!

Thomas: How are ya?

Splendid: This is Randy. He's an expert in firearms and has saved my life a couple times.

Randy: *Rolls his eyes* Yeah, whatever.

Splendid: This is Azura! She's a brilliant scientist and I think her and Francis could work well together!

Azura: Hi!

Splendid: This witch here is Stella. She's the last Ender Watcher and can summon Endermen, the Enderdragon and even End Crystals!

Stella: Hey!

Splendid: And finally, this is Rex! He's a bit of a reckless one but is a great fighter nonetheless.

Rex: Sup?

Infinite: Damn!

Crystal: Very nice!

Thomas: ...So, you're Infinite?

Infinite: That's me.

Azura: Who's Francis?

Infinite: He's the brains of our huge team of heroes. He has an IQ of 750.

Azura: I have an IQ of 850.

Francis spied from nearby, giving Azura a dirty look.

Francis: ...Great, looks like I'm gonna have another rival, alongside that retarded JonWig.

JonWig: HEY, MOTHERFUCKER!

Infinite: Anyways, it's nice to meet all of you!

Infinite: ...I-it's nice to... Meet them...

Crystal: Huh? Uh oh... 

Novaniel: What's wrong?

Crystal: Infinite is... A little sensitive about when someone mentions they've got siblings... 

Dustite: Oh? How come?

Voxa: Hey, don't be rude. 

Infinite: I'll explain.

Nuba: Oh my gosh... We're so sorry to hear that...

Novaniel: So, you were tricked?! Jesus, Eggman is one evil bastard!

Infinite: Yeah... It's one part of my haunted past that will never leave me. 

Crystal hugged Infinite tightly.

Infinite: Mmm... Thanks, Crystal.

Crystal: You're welcome, Infinite.

Crystal: We'll try our best Raiko, but no promises.

Raiko: Fair enough.

Raiko held onto Infinite's arm as they teleported to Machito's universe.

Infinite: Well, here we are. Sure you don't want help?

Raiko: I'm sure, Mr. Infinite.

Infinite: Okay then... Good luck, Raiko.

Raiko nodded and walked off.

Infinite: Oh, congratulations Gabriel! Keep it up, bud. 

Infinite: Hmm? What is it, Aeris?

Aeris: *Gives him a wanted poster with Shatter on it* Can you help me find him?

Infinite: Of course, Aeris. I know what the bastard has done, so I'll gladly assist in helping you find him.

Aeris: Thanks.

Infinite: You're welcome, Aeris.

Crystal: ...Well, looks like that's the end of that.

Infinite: There will obviously be a part two and so forth, but I think this will be continued on the 3rd of April, most likely after Infinity Woomy: New Dawn is finished.

Crystal: Anyways, we all hope you enjoyed this Q&A! Thanks for all of your questions!

Infinite: ...And dares.

Crystal: *Giggle*

Infinite/Crystal: Bye!
















































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...Uhhh... What are you doing scrolling down like that?



































...Stop it.





































...What did I just say up there?






















...There's nothing here, apart from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up, so if you don't want to be Rickrolled, then stop scrolling.








































Crap, looks like you didn't fall for my trick. Alright, alright. You want a secret? Here's a secret, then. :3





























(Preview...)

July 3rd, 2020. 1:15 PM.

Jackal: Sir...

Jackal Commander: Hmm?

Jackal: We're detecting strong amounts of energy coming from Earth... We're not sure what it is.

Jackal Commander: Strange... 

Jackal: The only thing we know is that the energy is Radioactive-

Radar ran into the room.

Jackal Commander: Radar?

Radar: We've got an issue! 

Jackal: Hmm?

Jackal Commander: What is it? Spit it out.

Radar: Big disturbances are coming across from all around Earth!

Jackal: Wait, what?

Radar: Check this out!

Radar turned the TV on, the trio of jackals gasped at what was on the screen.

Jackal Commander: ...Dear fucking god...















Meanwhile on Earth, Smesh and Cristina were on a beach, relaxing and getting some tan.

Smesh: Mmm~ We needed this.

Cristina: Indeed we did, Smesh. A nice break from all the chaos~

Cristina sat on Smesh's lap and trailed her finger down his chest.

Smesh: Oh... *Blushes*

Cristina: *Giggle* I caught you staring at me earlier~

Smesh's face turned red within a flash, as Cristina laughed.

Smesh: You know I can't help it, Cristie... >///<

Cristina: I don't blame you, Smesh~ Maybe I should punish you for staring~

Smesh: Oh... I wouldn't mind that~

Cristina: Okay then~

Before the two could even get started, the ground suddenly shook but only for a few seconds.

Smesh: ...Huh?

Cristina: What was that...?

The ground shook again, only this time more violently.

Smesh: Ah!

Cristina: Whoa, what's going on?!

Something started to emerge from the water.

Smesh/Cristina: WHA?!

Whatever was coming out of the sea caused a large wave to splash over Smesh and Cristina, also flooding the nearby landscape.

Smesh: Oof!

Cristina: What was that- OH MY GOD!!!

Whatever emerged from the water revealed itself, that being Godzilla.

Smesh: O~O

Cristina: O_O

Smesh: I think we should have our vacation somewhere else...!

Cristina: Agreed...! Let's go!

Godzilla took his first step onto the beach and let out a bellowing roar, temporarily deafening Smesh and Cristina.

Smesh: GAH! MY EARS!

Cristina: Run!

Godzilla started to walk towards the nearby city, as his dorsal spines glowed light-blue. The world is about to experience something so chaotic that Earth's very future may be nothing but devastated wastelands all across the globe.




(The story coming in July will be known as...)




(Godzilla VS GodJackal!)

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