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Elements Dating

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I heard nitrogen and oxygen were together and I was like NO

Then oxygen broke up with nitrogen but nitrogen didn't react.

Oxygen and potassium went on a date. It was OK.

Plutonium then started dating nitrogen but I don't have a PuN for that one

Oxygen then went on to dating magnesium and I was like OMg

Then bromine asked oxygen out and I was like BrO

Then my friend told me lithium and argon were dating and I was like LiAr

Through all this nobelium was alone and I'm like No

Then radium and carbon got together. We called it radiocarbon dating.

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