Harry potter jokes

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One a scale of one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you? About nine and three quarters.

Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road? So you'll never know which side he's on.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
You Know!
You Know Who?
Fear of the name only increases fear of the person.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cornelius Cornelius who?
Well, that's politics for you.

Voldemort: Why so sirius?
Sirius Black: Why so nosy?

Q: Did you hear about the witch who won the lottery?
A: Yeah, she went completely Knuts!

You're so Muggle, you thought the floo network was on channel 54.

My obsession with harry potter has gotten a bit ridiculous

It is a Sirius problem

There's nothing Ron with that

Keep up these puns and you might be muggled

To bad cos were Neville gonna stop

These puns are krummy

Q: Hp puns. Are you Sirius?
A: Dead Sirius.

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