My Jeep Girl

By brynnbunker

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When a random phone number is written on your car, what do you do? Obviously, you text it. ••• When Alex Ham... More

Synopsis
1• A Red Herring Isn't a Valid Argument
2• Jesse's Number is Going on the Jeep!
3• Everyone Knows That M&M is the Best McFlurry Flavor
4• Call me Alex, or you can call me 949-825-4435
5• Explosion de Peanut Butter and Jelly Deliciousness
6• Self-Deprecating Humor is the Best Type of Humor: Welcome to my TED Talk.
7• If I Was an Enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so I Could Unzip Your Genes
8• You Just Called Me Mr. Big-Shot Athlete
9• Don't You Know That Coffee Contains C8H10N4O2?
10• Spill the Motherfucking Piping Hot Tea
11• You've Just Made a Deal With the Devil, Little Hamilton
12• A Simple Date With a Cute Australian Basketball Player, no Big Deal.
13• Alex Eats Coffee Ice Cream and Walks Down the Beach with a Cute Guy!
14• Cheesy Pick-Up Lines are not Permitted in the Library, Hotshot
15• Tell Your Taste Buds to Grow a Pair
16• Little Hamilton, You Would Never be my Murder Victim
17• The Crazy Coffee Addict, Alex Hamilton
18• There's Not One Flaw About Reese's Puffs
19• I'm a Matchmaker, It's What I Do
20• Jesse Campbell is an Irritable Bitch When he Doesn't Get Sleep
21• Coffee on Crack, Brought to You by Zac Efron!
22• A Dope Set of Biotechnology Flashcards
23• Making Moves and Serenading Girls
24• A Horny Teenage-Boy With Needs For Intimacy
25• Jesse Campbell, Star Basketball Player and Flour Terrorist
26• The Pie is so Perfect, I Put a Ring on It.
27• Thanksgiving Is A Fresh Kid Cuisine And A Liter Of Coke
28• The Biggest Plot Twist There Ever Was
29• The Mystery Girl Not So Mysterious
30• Laser Tag is Surprisingly Seductive
31• Say More Right Now!
32• Mr. Gay Australian Hunk Say WHAT?
33• Splatter This Paint Before I Murder You Instead!
34• You Can't Seduce a Straight Man And Turn Him Gay
35• Love is Fire
36• What Ever Happened to Jesse Campbell Doesn't Cheat?
37• Christmas-Themed Rubber Duckies are the Shit
38• Hey, Little Hamilton
39• This Mug is Like, Totally Relatable as Shit
40• Speak it Loud and Proud, Mystery Girl
41• I'm Not Letting You What-If Our Relationship Into Oblivion
42• The Team Captain Likes to Show Off
43• An Extremely Gay Alien, Of Course
44• Campbell & Little Hamilton's New Year's Eve Adventure
45• You Might Just Be My New Favorite Bitch
46• A Pact To Never Keep Secrets
47• Would A Nude Portrait Be To Your Liking?
48• Hope You Don't Get Airsick
49• Your Future Mac And Cheese Husband
50• Shut Up And Stop Being A Smart-Alex
51• The World Doesn't Revolve Around Jesse Campbell
52• Onward, Chariot!
53• Loud Music, a McFlurry, and Hotshot
54• CEO of Lying and Pretending to be Perfect
55• This is Not the Time For the Birds and the Bees
56• The Great Half-Truth Predicament
57• Look Out For the Androids, Woman!
58• Too Much Alcohol, Not Enough Brain Cells
59• Project Love Confession
60• Bribery Works Miracles, Ladies and Gentlemen
61• Just a Girl With Commitment Issues
62• Babysitting a Stupid 18-Year-Old
63• Peter The Pilot, Who? I Only Know Ethan Hamilton
64• All the Best Things are Cliché and Sappy
65• No McFlurries, But Are We Going to Prom?
66• Put a Little Love on Me, Little Hamilton!
68• You'll Always Be My Jeep Girl
Epilogue Part One
Epilogue Part Two
Epilogue Part Three

67• Fuck What the People Think

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