Jokes in Two Seconds (or as l...

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This is a quick little joke book and will probably end up longer. Plz follow me if u like it and send me joke... More

Lazy People
Practicing
Points
Lost my Phone
I love u like stars
Cheat on
Dictionaries DO hurt
dont break
Touching Books
Dont ask stupid questions
Ocean Talk
Spell Check
My substitute needs moral support
names in a math test
crying veggies
Dear Math
Big Mac
Single
Rings
10 facts
Blow off
Punished
Aww
Exams
Best Friends
username
Nancy Drew moments
fall face
Headphones
Stairs
Money for Uglyness
Silent Lose
Phone Thud
My dateing life....
;)
Dear Bronco Fans
Like pwease

Chocoalate Cakes

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By LexisK_21

Teacher; If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2 how many do you have left?

Student; 10

Teacher; Ok if you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone forcefully takes 2 away what do you have left?

Student; 10 and a dead body.

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