(Okay first of all you know that when there is taihou or the three sisters there are going to be lewds,and with a chapter fully dedicated to taihou the thirsty maid...you're in for a treat)
My name is taihou,head prostitute of the emperium of chaos,personal prostitute,maid and secretary of the emperor god and one of his first aid during any kind if battle or war
I have over a hundred prostitutes under my wing and each can either be a prostitute or a maid depending on the needs,however half would need to be on the night shift to
We were originally going to scrap this tradition and bring it down to only 10% of the prostitutes but he started to order us to bring him food,snacks and drinks during nighttime while he plays video games on the giant TV he asked them to install in his room and he used the money of his raid to buy a video game console and games
It also doesn't help me since I can't sneak up on him
I did try to force myself on him but to no avail as he gets too focused on games and forgets about the rest of the world,and eventually the night sentinels find out and throw me out
And they can do that because they are under the direct command of the doom slayer who I don't have the best relationship with
So here I am in the hots springs of the palace which originally were normal public baths but since the emperor wanted them to look like the ones in his hometown the architects decided to renovate the place,but thanks to the number of workers the empire has it was finished in under two days
And so to start my day I always go to the hots springs first with the other prostitutes to start the day completely relaxed of all stress
I was leaning on the stone slabs right in the center as waters were around it so I could relax my shoulders a bit
Having a chest like mine can be taxing,but if they can catch the attention of the emperor in every attempt I try then it will be worth it
(Okay,this,I feel is risky)
I was sitting in my own corner just relaxing
"I think it's pretty obvious that the emperor isn't interested in taihou,so maybe I should give it a shot and maybe I'll even end up as head prostitute"said one of her underlings
Akagi,she was always someone who thought was worthy of being the emperor's personal prostitute
"Why don't you shut up?I'm trying to relax here,don't make me demote you"i threatened her
"Oh are you threatening me?is it because you yourself feel threatened that you're threatening me?"
I just put on a sly smile to piss her off
"No because you annoy me with your pitiful attempts at trying to sound like you have a chance with the emperor when he clearly doesn't know you even exist"she said
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"she shouted as she started to run towards taihou as they began fighting
"YOU'RE LYING RIGHT?!YOU'RE JUST SAYING THIS BECAUSE I HAVE A BETTER SHOT AT HIM THAN YOU RIGHT?!"she shouted
"HANDS OFF YOU STUPID BITCH!!"I shouted back as we kept on fighting early on this morning
++++++++++++++lunchtime+++++++++++
Right now is lunchtime,but in the emperor's schedule it is time for breakfast since he spends most of the day playing video games
"So firstly there is a supply that needs to be shipped to the seventy ninth galaxy for xenos purging
Then comes your training with the doom slayer
And..."I kept on telling him about his schedule
"Geez,do I ever get a day off?"he asked me
"Well,it takes some time for our ships to travel from one part of the universe to the other even with the warp,and if the reports I have here are correct then you should get one in three days,may I ask what you will be doing during then?"i asked him
"Training with the doom slayer of course,I have to get into shape before I get back to school,in my current level I can't defeat the group of the black shit"
"Is he still bothering you emperor?"I asked him
"Yeah but don't worry I'll take care of it myself,though there are people I want to save from him but I don't know how"
"You could send Jeremiah,even if there is a 99% chance that he will bring the wrong person there is 0% that he will get caught"
"It's okay I told you I'll handle it myself"said the emperor as he finished his breakfast as the maids came in
"Anyways,I'll be at the stockroom with ratinus to finish that supply and then comes the training with the doom slayer"he said
"Of course emperor!"I waved him goodbye before I then had a smug look on my face
'What he doesn't know is that i when he has work to do some of the time I have it as a free time,and I'll use this t.h.o.u.r.o.u.g.h.l.y
++++++++++half an hour later++++++++++
I was walking to the emperor's room wearing a coat over my surprise outfit
I opened the door to his room,great there's no one here,the maids must have finished their work early today
I then closed the door behind me and finally took off my coat
"Fufufufufufu~he will definitely coem jumping to me with this outfit on"
Just need to find a good way to decorate the room,I started to look around the room as I then heard the door open
I panicked,who could come here at such an early timing?!
I then hid in the nearest place to me which is the closet
"Geez,taking care of the supplies is really taxing for a kid like me don't you think?"
Who is he talking to?maybe if I keep listening to their conversation I can know by their voice
"Anyways there's this boss level I can't beat,can you help me?I thought playing as two would be better for us since i need healing magic"he explained as he booted on the console and turned the TV on
'Maybe it's just a maid or a guard he's comfortable with no bi-'
My brain literally stopped working
Why is he here
Him of all people?!
Akagi would have been a million times better
WHY IS THE DOOM SLAYER HERE?!"I shouted as I then rolled back until I hit the back of the closet which caused a loud THUD to echo around the room
"What's that?!"asked Y/n as he got up and so did the doom slayer as he grabbed his super shotgun
"Sounds like it came from here"remarked Y/n as the doom slayer started approaching the closet
He then suddenly opened it as I was now hiding under the emperor's clothes,he looked at it for a few second as I then heard him leave as I sighed in relief
But then I was pulled out so hard that I felt like I left my soul behind as I was then pinned to the floor with the doom slayer's shotgun tight in front of my face
"Taihou?!what are you doing in my room?!you weren't stalking me weren't you?"asked me Y/n looking quite pissed
I then tried to think of a good excuse
"I was umm...
Masturbating?"
+++++++++++++++later++++++++++++++
I was now in front of the emperor as the doom slayer had left
He wasn't actually going to shoot me right?..............................right?
"Now explain yourself,you know I hate seeing people in my room taihou,you were the first to know that as well of all people"said the emperor as he gave me something to cover myself with
"I just wanted to help you relax outside of work that's all!I'll do anything if you even say it on a whim"I said
He then looked at me with an undecided look on his face
"Turn to the right,and advance by about three steps"he ordered me as I was doing my best not to piss him off more
So I did what he told me and saw I was facing the giant TV on his wall
He then walked on front of me and sat on my lap and relaxed his head on my chest
"That's your order,stay still and don't move"he said as I couldn't believe it and started squealing and hugged him tightly before I remembered something
"what about your training with the doom slayer?"
The game announcer then shouted
<GAME OVER>
+++++++++++++later (again)++++++++++
I was walking out of the emperor's room as my time for a break nearly came to an end as I decided to visit the archives again today
I opened the door to it which was only authorized to the people of the highest stature in this palace or the personnel of said palace
I started to walk through ancient talismans or skulls of gods we managed to kill over the years
But our greatest treasure was this
I pulled down half the curtains of a giant painting which showed
The old incarnation of our emperor,his high stature,his glorious stare and the heavy imposing aura that surrounded him
But I didn't unveil the second half
That I will never let anyone do and so will I
It's only for our emperor's viewings
"I will make sure you will become just as strong and perfect in every way as your old incarnation
No one will get in your way my emperor".
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Told you this was going to be a risky chapter,also kind of spoilers?"