ztarchiuu: Hi guys, and welcome to B1acksoap's Special Baking Show! Today we will have our contestants whip up some delightful sweet treats in celebration of Valentine's Day!
b1acksoap: I am lowkey so excited to be here— l only came here to meet the Keeper characters, honestly.
ztarchiuu: I only came here for the food.
*pause*
ztarchiuu: Anyways, bring in the contestants!
(SOPHIE, FITZ, BIANA, LINH, MARELLA, KEEFE, TAM, and DEX walk in. KEEFE is dressed in a pink elephant costume.)
Keefe: Hey, where's the costume party?
b1acksoap: Welcome! It is truly an honor to meet you now. Please sit down.
Biana: But there aren't any chairs—
ztarchiuu: Today we'll be starting our first round of a show which is totally not a print-out replica of the Holiday Baking Championship! *wink wonk*
b1acksoap: Ever celebrated Valentine's Day? Ever had that special someone?
(SOPHIE squeezes KEEFE'S hand, though his eyes are on TAM. TAM'S eyes, however, are on BIANA.)
ztarchiuu: *eyeing the leftover people* Yeah, me neither.
b1acksoap: For our warm-up you guys will have to craft special desserts out of the truffles from traditional heart chocolate boxes.
ztarchiuu: You guys have 5 minutes
Sophie: shouldnt there be like at least 30 minutes??
ztarchiuu: nope
b1acksoap: and your time starts...now!
~10 minutes later~
b1acksoap: after the judging, we've come to the conclusion...
ztarchiuu: nobody wins! They were all trash so lets order pizza
(EVERYONE nods)
ztarchiuu: lol sorry for the crappy ending b1acksoap started writing most of it and gave up so i tried to wrap it up but it failed
happy valentines day!