In the car:
Radio: And now English Love Affair by 5 Seconds of Summer
Me: CHANGE THE STATION
Mom: I thought you liked this band
5sos: next thing we were back at her place, a hidaway in Mayfair all the great and good there. drinkin all the way to third base, princess getting naked, falling on their faces......
Me: .......
Mom: ........
Mom: you are banned from ever listening to 5sos again