im in a fluffy mood/it's the morning and im fucking tired so here's some cute fluffy headcanons for hermits
-starting off strong, Zed has dark purple ram horns that his boyfriends like to scratch around because it feels nice
-Python isn't cold blooded but he does like the feeling of the sun so he often relaxes on tall places (cough Grian's tower cough) and sleeps under the sun
-Keralis with healing powers because of his butterfly wings?
Keralis with healing powers because of his butterfly wings.
-Mumbo is a surprisingly graceful person and lot of his actions are pretty fluid, he's just socially anxious (honestlywhoisn't-)
-Stress has jewelry and a tiara made of enchanted ice that never melts
-Cleo has lots of gold bangles and rings and jewelry from her treasure hunting experience
-EX gets scared really easily and when he does get scared, he usually hides behind the nearest person for protection
-i haven't done anything for Zloy and Pixl so imma just say that Zloy is a flirty hoe and Pixl is just always tired with his antics but he still loves him
-Area 77 gave a bunch of the flowers from the Hippie prank over to Cleo and Python and the two made tons of flowers crown for everyone
-Joe "accidentally" flirts with Xisuma and the admin instantly dies from blushing
-Zloy will go on rants about shit with some flirting in there and Pixl just kisses him to shut him up; Zloy blushes and tries to keep composure but he's failing
-introducing Impulse, the living shitpost
-the flirts of the server: Ren (of course), Doc (mainly to his bf), Tango, Joe kinda, Cub
-god i can't wait to write a valentines day special because i have a great fucking idea
-i'd just like to say that "The Zombie Song" fits very well with Zloy and Pixl
-who's the most innocent on the server? *aggressively points to Mumbo*
-Iskall and Stress love making snowmen so when it snows, they'll have an army of snowmen by the end of the day
-Cleo will set up Joe-mama jokes and then Joe'll come in with the trident vibe check
-Scar gets flustered easily and Cub likes to make him blush while he's trying to work
-False and Wels train together and have a very passive-aggressive relationship
-to clear up some things about powers: Joe can still dreamwalk but it happens rarely, Mumbo cannot see the shadows anymore, Python has bat-like wings and his venom thingy, Keralis has butterfly wings and healing powers, Impulse can control shadows but cannot speak with any/see any
-Scar once Grian a mixed up rubik's cube and said it "reminded him of his storage system"
-Scar and Grian have a very passive-aggressive relationship, Iskall and Cub tend to be very competative and talk shit to each other, and Mumbo's there to make sure no one kills each other
-Tango likes head pats and his bfs are happy to give them to him
-Jevin likes cuddles way more than he admits (luckily his bfs also love cuddles)
-PWJ is all very overprotective of each other
-Zed is the night-owl of ZIT but he tends to collapse in the very early morning so his bfs often find him curled up with a book in his hand
-Wels purrs when people scratch around his horns; his tail is more sensitive and he absolutely melt if people pet it
no one:
me: *ready to strangle Grian after having to shade his wings for an hour*