kiss me thru the phone | myg.

By LYTEARS-

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[COMPLETED.] yoongi likes music, sushi, and vine references; one day he gets a text from a drunk, naive girl... More

kiss me thru the phone
i: coward
ii: i'm not a creep
iii: petnames
iv: rankings
v: thee friends
vi: groupchatting
vii: saturday
viii: yoonganne the scammer
ix: taehyung
xi: bienvenido
xii: manchester
xiii: the rooftop
xiv: wait what?!
xv: flowers
xvi: pressure
xvii: waiting
xviii: fancy you
xix: anaconda booty
xx: hot latte
xxi: a new life
xxii: don't lie to me
xxiii: sprout
xxiv: gowon
xxv: eco-friendly
xxvi: epilogue

x: final countdown

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iMESSAGE : TEN MORE DAYS TO GO


konnie
AAAA SO IT'S CONFIRMED

jurnee
yes

Damn you don't sound too thrilled
It's been a LONG time since i even
seen you

NAH THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
IM VERY HAPPY TO SEE YOU
it's just meeting yoongi that i am afraid of

I figured :(
But you know you don't
have to do this if you
don't want to, right?

no ikik but i want to
i just dont wanna mess anything up
i dont want him to think im boring or something
like we hit it off so well in text that im kinda worried if
face to face will ever have that same energy

Ohhh I get it
It's gonna be alright J
He seems like a very nice guy
And he only wants you to be happy
with this.
And if you're uncomfortable while with him
just call us, okay?
We got you!

tysm
ily

konnie
So how many more days til
you get here?!

jurnee
10 more days
he's gonna come here and have dinner with mum
then me and him will leave in the morning for manchester

aaaaah i cannot wait

same here
gonna hug you and faith so tight

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iMESSAGE: NINE MORE DAYS TO GO

taehyung
so
nine more days to go huh

yoongi
yep

almost go tiiime

please i feel sick

not at you getting all school girl with
a crush shy
i saw you power cleaning the flat

idk what you're talking about

you're not slick mf

LISTEN THE PLACE WASNT THE CLEANEST

yes, it was...
we literally power cleaned in it
two days ago

irrelevant
also take some of your shoes out the closet in the guest room, fashion guru.
she's gonna need space for her clothes

what're you doing?
moving her in 🤣
but i'll obey, mafia boss
i'm too young to get shot

STOPPP

LOL but it's gonna be alright
breathe in and out
do you want me to be in the flat
when you come back from
picking her up?

yes
i'm sure you'll make things a lot easier
you are good at
uh
hm
at making people feel welcomed

damn it pains you to compliment me, huh?
but i'll be there. so will jennie.
gotta have some girl power

good

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iMessage: FIVE MORE DAYS TO GO

jurnee
five more days left

yoongi
is it necessary for you to text me the countdown every morning

sorry...
👉🏾👈🏾

nah, don't worry about it
got everything ready?

YESS
IVE PACKED SINCE LAST WEEK
IM THAT EXCITED

that's good

there's just
one thiiing

shoot

can i like see you?

see me??

like your face
before we meet
im sorry its just my mom
would like to know youre real

ah so a photo of me basically?

yes!! but you dont have to
if you dont want to

no it's cool
give me a minute

jurnee
while i wait ...
fuck it
animal band

🎤🐛                                       🎸🦐
                         🎺🦕

             🎷🐢

                                        🐌🎻

yoongi
i'm gonna ignore that but...

yoongi



jurnee
FUUUYCJ
please wear a headband
when you come
i mean dont cause im
gonna lose my shit

yoongi
lmfao
i have to go but i'm gonna text you later

jurnee

you better

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iMESSAGE: FOUR MORE DAYS TO GO

faith
FOUR MORE DAYS TO GO
YOU EXCITED J?!

jurnee
NO IM DEAD

NO YOU'RE MEDITATING

please dont use vine references in the wrong context before i actually die

Now that was RUDE
What's going on though?

i might've gotten my yoongi picture
👉🏾👈🏾

annddd??
👀👀👀👀👁👁👁👁👀👁👁👄👁

FAITH...
he's FINE FINE

AA
YAAAS
IM PROUD OF YOU
GETTING AN HOT MAN

OFIDHD STFU
im so going to die

Hhhh, and what about him?

jurnee
wdym

faith
Did he see you?

nooo
now why would i send him a photo of myself
after he set the bar so high for visuals

J
My love
Let me tell you a secret
I know i personally grew you up
from the rags to the fine, young
woman you are now

we went to the same school, faith

Shh do not interrupt
Like unbiasedly
You are FINE
If you don't believe me
send him a pic

hmm fine but if it flops, ill beat you up

─────────────────

jurnee
hey

jurnee


jurnee
im turning my phone
off immediately after this
SO I WONT SEE YOU WHEN
YOU CALL ME UGLY

─────────────────

iMESSAGE: THREE MORE DAYS TO GO

yoongi
so

yoongi


taehyung
um why did you send me
a random photo of a pretty
girl
WAIT
IS THAT JURNEE?!

yes...

SHE LOOKS SO PRETTY
PLEASE BOOP HER NOSE
OR I WILL

okayyy party's over
you have your own girlfriend's nose to boop

somebody's jealous

anyways
this is a huge problem

what? the fact that she's
pretty?

LISTEN
i wasn't supposed to feel so much for her
i didn't invite her to hit on her, she's just been having a hard time and i just wanted her to feel happy and comfortable

yoongi, you're the most
respectful person that i know
you'll know what to do

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iMESSAGE: TWO MORE DAYS TO GO

konnie
J!!

jurnee
hey kon
dont say it

TWO MORE DAYS

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

I cannot wait to hug you!

me neither dhdhdhd
loser

Stfu I've heard you cry daily
about missing us

liesss

How's the Yoongi thing going?

we're texting more than usual actually
he seems v nervous too
hed randomly ask questions like my allergies or how many hangers ill need lol
and after i answer he just disappears hshdhd

TOO CUTE

yes ikr but im afraid he's anticipating this as much as me
like then me and him will meet and then itll be a big let down cause its just me

konnie
Nope!
Shut the hell up bitch
There's no such thing as
"its just me" you're amazing as fuck
And he knows that

hes way older than me and cooler
hes gonna view me as an awkward teen hes gonna have to babysit lmfao

Shut upp
This is Charles'
getting into your head, huh?
His fucking words I bet
But he was an asshole and only wanted
you for some hot sex.
You're getting treated as you deserve, focus
on that
I love you, gotta go, see you soon!!

─────────────────

iMESSAGE: ONE MORE DAY TO GO

jurnee
heyy i sent you my address
yesterday, did you get it?

yoongi
yeah, i did.
are you ready? like everything packed up and all that?

jurnee
YESSS
IM SO EXITED

yoongi
exited??

jurnee
you know what i meant lol
but im very excited
i apologize in advance

yoongi
for?

jurnee
my mother lol
youre gonna see
what im talking about

yoongi
you know what you haven't called me in a while?

jurnee
?

yoongi
you haven't called me soulja boy

jurnee
OMG YOURE RIGHT

yoongi
ofc i am
i'm always right

jurnee
six, seven, eight, triple nine,
eight, two, one, two

yoongi
what??

jurnee
PLEASEE TELL ME YOU
KNOW WHAT IM REFERENCING

yoongi
i'm afraid not lmfao??

jurnee
oh my god yoongi we
cannot be friends
[link to playlist]


yoongi
i'm so confused
why is there close to 50 songs on that playlist?

jurnee
welll
cause i'm hoping i
get the aux cord
for our roadtrip

yoongi
um
absolutely not

jurnee
but 🥺

jurnee
yoongi

yoongi
no

jurnee


yoongi
fine

jurnee


yoongi
bye jurnee

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