luanwows: Mustard? Why no ketchup?
Ellen: Not sure why, sis.
luanwows: *speaking to the jar of mustard* It's always about you, isn't it?
Ellen: A jar of mustard cannot talk.
luanwows: I bet it can! Say something!
Jar Of Mustard: Hello!
luanwows: You talked! *faints*
Jar Of Mustard: Was it something I said?
Ellen: She'll be okay.
Jar Of Mustard: Okay.
This story was written on Saturday, January 18th, 2020.
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