Toy Freddy: *yawn*
T. Freddy: Almost midnight -__-
T. Freddy: Alllmooossstt
T. Freddy: Allllllllllll-frickin-moooossssst
Balloon Boy: Hi.
T. Freddy: go awayyyy I don't need company
BB: Heeheehee
Bb: But I do!
T. Freddy: fine just stap laughing
BB: Hah! Fat chance!
T. Freddy: .__.
T. Bonnie: Hey T. Freddy, what's up?
T. Freddy: ......not you too.....
BB: ^_^
T. Bonnie: What?
BB: We are disturbing him. Heheheh he's having a moment
T. Bonnie: Oh..
BB: But I'm supposed to be annoying so I'm staying right where I am
T. Bonnie: alrighty then.
T. Freddy: I can't take it anymore
T. Freddy: I need someone to shut me off
BB: Sorry, I don't know how! Heehehheeeee!!
T. Bonnie: No animatronic knows.... but....
T. Freddy: hmm?
T. Bonnie: when the night guard gets on, you could ask him to do that right before the game begins.
BB: Hahahahahaaaaa
T. Freddy: I just might.
4 Hours Later....
GUARD IS ONLINE
GAME WILL BEGIN IN: 4 min.
Guard: MWAHAHAHAHAAA
Guard: ANIMATRONICS BEWARE
Guard: IT IS I
Foxy: The Supreme One????? Savior of the galactic empires???
Guard: THE EPIC ONE
Foxy: *hopes be thwarted*
Guard: THE ELITE ONE
Guard: THE F—
BB: Fried toasty muffins taste better with salt rather than cayenne peppers, especially if properly soaked in Chianti.
Marionette: 0-O
Foxy: Agreed.
Guard: YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORT—
BB: actually I'm not.
Guard: Say what now?
BB: Mortal.
Guard: ...
Guard: Shut up.
T. Freddy: Heeyyy Guardyboy, old friend, would you mind shutting me off?
Guard: of course, one less 'tronic to worry about
*Toy Freddy is now powered off.*
THE GAME IS BEGINNING...
....NOW
BB: Hahaha..... hello!
Guard: :/ stop that..... you freak
BB: I know, my voice is loud ^•^
Marionette: This guy is gonna be a piece of shi- I mean cake.... yes cake.
Golden Freddy: You better watch yo tongue! OR yo momma gonna getchu
Marionette: Don't try to intimidate me.
Guard: Oh golly. I'm looking at these files for the animatronic count... there is like 11 of you!
Freddy: Yep!
Marionette: Precisely..
Chica: szhhszhhszhhhzhz-pzapzapzallshhsz! >:p
Guard: what the hell did she say?
Toy Chica: That humanity will pay for what they have done to her suit. Her arms specifically
Guard: =_= I'm trembling..
BB: It looks like you are!
Guard: WHAT THE HECCK
BB: Hello! ^~^
Guard: Begone Demon!
*Puts on Frebear mask*
Guard: The power of the Helium compels you to leave!
BB: Is this guy serious? Uggghhh..
T. Chica: Idk. And I thought I was the crazy one, always taking off my beak xD
Chica: Yeiufyieyudyuey—— tzhaaaak yuk lsffff
T. Chica: No I don't! You're just jealous >:3
Mangle: Both of you, break it up! We all have our flaws
T. Chica: Yeah I agree. Yours is potato-headedness
Mangle: I beg your pardon miss ugly smile?
Guard: Wait a minute.... why hasn't the light blue bunny said anything??!
T. Bonnie: Cause I don't enjoy wasting my time typing useless letters. Now shut your mouth and I might not kill you slowly.
BB: Yeet.
*Suddenly a series of events occurs in a matter of seconds:*
*Foxy is rushing up the hall
*T. Bonnie's face appears at the left vent
*Chica screams for no reason in "parts and service"
*Mangle is hanging from the hallway ceiling, poised to strike
*Guard defends himself from all these attacks in the name of cheese pizza
Guard: My name begins with an L, and ends with a D
Balloon Girl: Leonard? Lloyd? Legitimatized?
Guard: Smh rn
Bonnie: Say what now?
Mangle: it is chat abbreviation.. look it up
Bonnie: I can't though. I don't really have much a face, much less eyes........ :<
Guard: L E G E N D
BG: *gasp*. THE John Legend????? It is an honor, sir, I am so pleased—
Guard: Zip it
BG: p-q
BB: It's ok friend. I'm here. :)
Chica: Wyddddia zlpapa?
Guard: I beg your pardon?
Bonnie: She asked why the guard wasn't dead.
Guard: I think I have answered that already.
Chica: >~<. Qweeeetf koppp guwuuy.
Bonnie: "I might have to deal with the brat myself"... that's what she said
Guard: Ma'am, there are no brats in this game.
Freddy: hah sure.
Guard: TOY BONNIE, OUT OF DA VENT GIRL!
T. Bonnie: I
T. Bonnie: Am not....
T. Bonnie: A GIRL.
BB: To be honest, you do appear to be one.... maybe it's the eyelashes?
Bonnie: At least HE has some... all I have is my guitar '~'
BB: Heeehee.
THE GUARD HAS BEEN OOFED UPON
Guard: Umm..... no?
SERVER ERROR
GUARD IS STILL ALIVE
Guard: whew
Guard: talk about a bug
*Puts Freddy hat on once he sees Toy Bonnie in front of his desk
*Flashes light at Foxy coming down the hallway
Guard: Simpletons..
Marionette: We aren't trying kid.
Golden Freddy: You better prepare..
Purple Freddy: Or you won't last long
Guard: AHH THE UNHOLY ONE!!!!
*And BEHOLD: There was a grape colored bear lying in a corner of a room. The guard saw him through cameras.
Guard: I AM NO MATCH FOR THE GREAT ONE!!! xD jk jk
Guard: That is what you should be saying.
Purple Freddy: Death first, ask questions later...
Guard: this is gonna be a long night -_____~
Purple Freddy: Let's make it shorter.
BB: Hehehehee!