kiss me thru the phone | myg.

By LYTEARS-

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[COMPLETED.] yoongi likes music, sushi, and vine references; one day he gets a text from a drunk, naive girl... More

kiss me thru the phone
i: coward
ii: i'm not a creep
iii: petnames
v: thee friends
vi: groupchatting
vii: saturday
viii: yoonganne the scammer
ix: taehyung
x: final countdown
xi: bienvenido
xii: manchester
xiii: the rooftop
xiv: wait what?!
xv: flowers
xvi: pressure
xvii: waiting
xviii: fancy you
xix: anaconda booty
xx: hot latte
xxi: a new life
xxii: don't lie to me
xxiii: sprout
xxiv: gowon
xxv: eco-friendly
xxvi: epilogue

iv: rankings

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konnie
Hey Jurnee!
Haven't heard from you in a while
Hit me up, okay?!
Please!!

Jurnee?

Text back when you can we're all very worried foe you
Love you!!

─────────────────

faith
jurneee
i tried to call you but you didnt answer :(
konnie is worried about you
we both are

we heard what happened
he didnt deserve you anyways
please reply :(

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jurnee
hey idk if you saved this number
anyways
remember me??

yoongi
thought you'd never see the last of me
of course i remember you, tragic love story

jurnee
wow lol

missed me already?
damn the things i do for people

yep well
life sucks ofc the first thing i do
is think of you
well... maybe not first
maybe third or fourth

yoongi
at least the crazy, creepy ex isn't on that list
so we're all good?

yeah
we're all good lol
you'll be impressed how quick you shot up
on my "boy-i-think-about-when-im-sad" rankings

yoongi
i'll feel impressed when i'm the first spot
yoongi deserves to be top 2, but not number 2

ha
then earn it

yoongi
excuse me you, faceless mf
i metaphorically held your hand thee entire night the other time, cheering you up with my great personality
the fuck should i do more??

jurnee
aw yoongi loves challenges??

of course i do
i'm always up for a challenge

adorable
just for that you should be #1

you bet i should

you sure it's okay that im texting you?
like it's okay i texted
right???

do you see me leaving you on read?
then it's okay

it's just
idk you probably wasnt expecting me to text you
again
maybe you were just being nice?

yoongi
i was
being extremely kind actually since i'm an exceptionally nice person
doesn't mean that i don't wanna text you
so what can i do for you on this fine day, ma'am?

jurnee
well text therapist...
i just felt like talking to you
i guess

gasp. woah. wow. amazing.

it's just fun
i mean i do have other friends
who i actually know and talked to
more than a one night drunk breakdown

yoongi
i'm not a one text stand

JDJXJD
see what im talking about?! lmfao
you're just so funny

if i didnt know any better i'd be hurt
that i'm just a text and forget, y'know?
heart broken emoji

heart broken emoji???
you did NOT type that

i sure did.
have any objections?

absolutely not, sir!

anyways don't get too bummed out, love.
you're allowed to not feel like talking to anyone

jurnee
ik
but am i also allowed to ignore and reject text/calls
from said friends three days in a row?
asking for a friend ofc

yoongi
uhhh well
let's say you should hit them up and tell them you're alive at least??
if they are your friends then they'll understand that you need time

yeah ik
its just
picking up their calls mean that i'd have to
deal w everything all over again
explaining and talking the situation
just making it feel all real
idk if i wanna do that


thankfully it's real
so you wouldn't have to talk to that son of a bitch right now

doesnt sound TOO bad
maybe we'd be fixing things

yoongi
fixing what?
his age lmfao???

i mean great you'd still wish to date that asshole who doesn't know the meaning of respect, consent, decency, and being truthful about his age, amirite???

so i guess you're fine with the way he used to treat you? we love an ambitious and self-loving lady, hm?

jurnee
you're lucky im not argumentative
lol but i never said i was self loving

in my fantasy scenario charles and i
would get back together and i tell him
what i didnt like about his behavior
BOOM! simple.

although i did say i was over him...
alcohol makes you say things...

and then 'boom!' magic happens and he suddenly becomes a better person in the blink of an eye?
despite preying on a minor(s), adding the plural cause who knows how many
no way you were his first victim of his "charm"

i'd give him time lol
is that not how relatonships work?

yoongi
no, babe, that's not how it works. you don't give shitty people "time" to stop treating you like you were shit
it takes zero, zilch effort to be a decent person
delete him out of your life.

jurnee
drastic much?
the "delete" lol

if we're talking drastic i'd be talking about immobilizing him so he wouldn't prey on young girls
but i'm not so i'm not being drastic.

i guess so

i'm an absolute treasure, babe.

...
fff

yoongi
i'm not lying

jurnee



really...

what?

yoongi
a mean girls meme...

omg that's not from mean girls

legally blonde?

omg just stop while you are ahead

clueless??
sorry i'm not a basic white girl...

jurnee
NIGGA IT'S FROM THE BRADY
BRUNCH HOW DARE YOU

yoongi
uh
why the word?

LMFAO
i'm black

okay thought i was gonna have to end this little texting thing we got going on

jurnee
i appreciate that you were going to chop
my head off for it though
aaah a classic

anyways
my point is to stop thinking about the trash.
take the trash out and worry about yourself
now you won't have that odor of the trash in your space

and please don't risk having your friends over this
they're only trying to help you

i know
you're right

of course i am.
do your friends know about what happened?

jurnee
about me getting dumped?
yup they found out

no
do they know how he used to treat you?

eh kinda

so they didn't know

its not that easy
they knew how much i was gushing over him
and i made it out like charles and i was
perfect
they think that my first kiss was
something i prepared for which
no it just happened outta nowhere
without my permission like i told you
telling them will mean that theyll know
that i lied and made it seem like
my relationship was perfect
when it was nothing of the sort

so you're afraid to look like a liar

wow, that felt HARSH
CAN YOU BE ANYMORE
HARSH JEEZ

don't ask me that
you know i love a challenge
but i'm right though you're afraid to say anything because that will mean telling them how you were blinded by an asshole, an easy to spot garbage disposal posing as a teenager that'll make a perfect boyfriend

jurnee
...

but can i be honest with you?

you can always be
that's what i want and
i'll do my best and try to be honest
with you

yoongi
well when you say it like that this feels more intimate than needed lmfao

jurnee
i mean
was this emotional dragging not enough
for you??

listen to me, jurnee.
i don't know you. we only spoke for a short amount of time
less than five times
i have no emotional attachment to you to cloud my judgement on this

i mean it wasn't a challenge to
smash my feelings i meant
that

i never for once believed you were stupid, dumb, any of that.

oh

you were a girl in "love" with a bad person
and you were unfairly played
he took advantage of your feelings and your inexperience
anyone else in your place would've fell for it
i wouldve too

so if i'm a total stranger and i don't place any guilt on you
i'm sure your friends won't either

that was weirdly sweet
treats included

you're welcome, baby.

HDDHD
STOP THAT

mhm okay stay focused
listen to me
none of it is your fault, jurnee
none of it

jurnee
soulja boy?

yes?

thank you
tysm i mean it

no problem, kid.
also you better start calling me yoongi i'm older than you, sugar. show some respect.

thank you text man, yoongi!

yoongi
mhm now don't get too comfortable
go text your friends so they don't think you died in a fire

i can do that later
im talking to you rn

i won't disappear, babe.

FINE
lateerr, boo.

...
whatever

omg is it working on you?!
the petnames...
are they working, hun?

yoongi
jurnee... your friends
go text them

hushh
don't wanna rn

i feel like there's another reason you're procrastinating this

wellllll

i'm sighing dramatically as we speak

i'm gonna take a nap and then i'll tell you

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