Toy Story Retold

By MooseTheHuman

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A Toy Story fanfiction that is a retelling of the Toy Story franchise with a twist. It includes Toy Story 1... More

Chapter 1: The Beginning of Playtime
Chapter 2: Andy's Birthday
Chapter 3: Andy's Presents
Chapter 4: Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger
Chapter 5: Jealously
Chapter 7: Pizza Planet
Chapter 8: The Claw
Chapter 9: Sid's House of Horror
Chapter 10: Another Day at Sid's
Chapter 11: The Great Mission to Save Buzz Lightyear
Chapter 12: Moving Out
Chapter 13: Buzz Lightyear: Attack On Zurg
Chapter 14: Looking For Woody's Hat
Chapter 15: Woody's Broken Arm
Chapter 16: Al, The Greedy Toy Collector
Chapter 17: The Roundup Gang
Chapter 18: The Quest to Save Woody
Chapter 19: The Cliffhanger
Chapter 20: Traffic Trouble
Chapter 21: The Buzz Lightyear Aisle
Chapter 22: Unity Belt Buzz Comes Along
Chapter 23: The Elevator Shaft
Chapter 24: Who's The Real Buzz
Chapter 25: Zurg Teams Up
Chapter 26: The Airport
Chapter 27: Zurg's Last Stand
Chapter 28: Back Home
Chapter 29: Wild West Playtime
Chapter 30: Outgrown

Chapter 6: Sid, A Toy's Worst Nightmare

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(Sometimes later, Woody is in the toy box, opens the lid, and gets out hatless)

Woody: Finally. Who's got my hat?

(Woody looks back and see Mr. Shark)

Mr. Shark: Look, I'm Sheriff Woody. Howdy howdy howdy.

Woody: Ah-hah. Ah-hah. Give me that.

(Woody takes his hat off from Mr. Shark and wears it, then hears Buzz Talking)

Buzz: Say there Rex and Slinky. Let me show you something. It looks as though I've been accepted into your culture. Your chief,  Andy, inscribed his name on my foot.

(Buzz shows Rex and Slinky his foot with Andy's name on it)

Rex & Slinky: Wow.

Buzz: Well, I must get back to repairing my ship.

(Buzz walks away, then cuts to Woody looking at his foot)

Bo: Don't let it get to you Woody.

Woody: Uh, like what? Who?

Bo: I know Andy's  excited about Buzz, but you know, he'll always have a special place for you.

(Mr. Potato Head walks by)

Mr. Potato Head: Yeah. Like the attic.

Woody: *Angry grunt* Alright! That's It!

(Woody marches across the room, then cuts to Buzz next to his box with Robot and Snake)

Buzz: Unidirectional bonding strip.

Robot: Mr. Lightyear wants more tape.

(Snake rips off a piece of tape, then Woody shows up)

Woody: Listen here, Buzz Lightyear, you stay away from Andy. He's mine.

Buzz: What are you talking about Woody? Where's the bonding strip?

Woody: And another thing. Stop with the spaceman thing.

Buzz:  Are you saying you want to lodge a complaint with Star Command?

Woody: Oh okay, So you want to do it the hard way. huh?

Buzz: Don't even think about it, Woody!

Woody: Oh yeah, Buzz!

(Woody opens Buzz's helmet, causing Buzz to grasp for air, then he closes his helmet)

Buzz: How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet. My eye could've beem sucked from their sockets.

Woody: You actually think you're the real Buzz Lightyear, right? Oh, all this time I through it was an act. Hey, guys! It's the real Buzz Lightyear!

Buzz: You're mocking me, aren't you?

Woody: Oh, no. Hey Buzz look! An alien!

Buzz: Where?

(Buzz turns as Woody laughs, then, a dog barks from outside)

Sid: Yes!

(Sid Laughs wickedly)

Woody: Uh-oh.

Buzz: Who is this galactic lifeform?

Slinky: It's Sid.

Rex: I though he was at summer camp.

Hamm: They must have kicked him out early this year.

(The toys rush over to the window)

Rex: Oh no. It's Sid.

Sid: Incoming!

Mr. Potato Head: Who is it this time?

Woody: I can't tell. Hey, where's Lenny?

(Lenny shows up and Woody looks through him, then see an army action figure)

Woody: Oh no. It's another toy solider.

Sid: Just stay where you are, Corporal. Don't move. You'll blow up. I know you're tired. Do you hear me?

(Buzz comes up to Woody)

 Buzz: What's going on? I need to take a better look.

(Buzz looks through Lenny)

Buzz: Why is that solider strapped to an explosive device?

Woody: That's why. Sid.

Buzz: He's sure is a hairy fella.

(Looks at Scud)

Woody: No, that's Scud.

 (Looks at Sid)

Woody: That is Sid.

Buzz: You mean that happy child?

Mr. Potato Head: He ain't no happy child.

Rex: He tortures toys just for fun.

Buzz: Well, then we got to do something about it.

Toys: *Gasp*

Buzz: Be careful with that, it's extremely dangerous!

Lenny: He's lighting it. Hit the dirt.

(The toys solider exploded and toys are shocked)

Sid: Yes! He's gone! He's history!

Buzz: I could have stopped him.

Woody: I would like to see you try.

(Sid laughs and dance around the crater, Then Woody sees a for sale sign in the front yard)

Bo Peep: The sooner we move the better.

Woody: Alright, Bo.


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