Mental
Abuse
Humans
= Math. How I agree...
-Always borrow money from pessimists. They'll never expect them back!
-Good friends don't let you do stupid things ... alone
-Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture
-Sometimes I just fantasize about beating the shit out of people - hmh, we all have our moments :)
-Last year I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas...(Guess what? Continuation next chapter!)
A/N: Feel free to come with ideas. There will be pictures by the side, some of them just ain't funny described...
-Melis