MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Have a happy holiday, And to those who don't really celebrate it, hope you have a good day!
Hope you enjoyed your gifts you got this year!! :)
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After Christmas shopping, Tony Stark held the bags and some were quite heavy. Maybe the team will like these gifts this year.
Two men saw him and smirked and walked. "Well isn't it the great Tony Stark!" One man said. Tony looked at them and gasped. He heard about these men. They were in jail for robbing a house last year and now they're back? Oh, boy..
"Well, what do you want?" Tony spat. One of the men winced. "Tony Stark has a bad attitude.." the bearded guy said. Tony rolled his eyes. "I'm tired from all of this Christmas shopping." He groaned. "Well.." The squinty eye man placed his hand on Tony's shoulder. Tony forced his arm to let go, but instead..
He was stuck.
Tony whimpered and tried to pull him off. "Let go!!" He yelled. Tony had the idea and spit on the man's hand and pulled away. "Ow!" The bearded man said. Tony ran away with the bags. The men growled.
"Let's get him..."
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Tony ran and ran away. He didn't go to the tower, but instead, he had the perfect place to get the trap.
He ran inside his cabin that he had. Happy was there. "Tony—what are you-
"No time! Put these gifts away, don't look into them and help me!" Tony yelled. Happy was confused but took the gifts and placed them in the bedroom.
He walked back to tony, who was doing inventions or traps.
"Tony, What the hell is going on?!" Happy yelled in confusion.
"There's guys coming for me!" Tony said.
Happy groaned. "What did you do, now?"
"Nothing, they were just bad guys who robbed houses..I hope they don't rob stores next."
Tony gasped quietly. "Stores..."
"Duncan's toy shop!!" Tony yelled.
"Duncan what?" Happy said.
Tony looked at him. "Happy, don't touch these traps and went I sent you the text. HIDE!" Tony said and ran out.
Happy was confused, but listened.
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As it was winter and snowy, Marv and Harry sneaked into the toy shop as plan and shoved the money into the duffel bag.
"Oh, we're gonna be rich, Harry!" Marv exclaimed.
"Shut up, Marv! You'll get us caught!" Harry growled.
Tony saw them, instead of calling for his Ironman suit, he'll just have to do this with his bare hands.
He knocked on the window.
They both looked. "Stark?!"
Tony smiled. "Smile!!" He got his camera out and took the picture.
"You idiot, he took a picture of us!!" Harry growled. "Did I look good?" Marv asked.
Tony grabbed a brick and slipped a note into it. "Sorry Duncan." He said and three the brick into the window breaking it.
"That mother—
Tony ran, making Marv and Harry follow.
They were stopped in front of a cabin with no sign of Tony.
"Yoo-hoo!" Tony yelled. The two looked up seeing him on the roof waving.
"Let me do the talking." Harry said.
"Okay Stark, if you come down, we'll leave." Harry lied.
Tony didn't believe that stupid lie. "Okay, I'll come down."
Harry and Marv chuckled. "That stupid idiot— Marv was cut off when a brick was thrown at his head and fell on top of a car. "Marv! How many fingers am I holding?" He said, holding up two fingers.
Marv's vision was really blurry. "Those look like bunny ears." He said.
Harry looked up at tony. "You can't get me!" He teased. Tony threw another brick at them but hit Marv again.
Marv has finally focused and stood up.
Tony ran into the cabin. "You go to the front, I'll go to the back!" Harry said and ran to the back. Marv went to the front.
There was a rope and Marv tugged and there was more. He kept pulling the rope. From what he didn't know there was a stapler gun.
And it pulled the trigger hitting his...uh..well..you know what.
And boy, it was painful.
It triggered again. Hitting his...uh..let's say Ant hole.
Marv groaned his pain and struggled a bit but took out the staplers that hit him and kicked down the door.
Harry on the other hand, noticed there was a ladder and climbed. It was slippery. Why? It's not raining.
He saw green slime.
"Ew.." he mumbled and slipped. "Ah!!!" He yelled and fell on the floor. The green slime landed on his forehead and he grumbled angrily.
Marv walked in and fell into the hole and screamed and slammed on the floor covered in dust.
Harry finally made it to the door and bursted in, when a bunch of tools fell on his head. Ouch..
Marv had the energy to get up and he walked. When he suddenly slipped on green slime. "Woahhh!!" He fell and slid hitting a shelf that had a bunch of full paint buckets.
The shelf hit his head dumping the paint buckets all over. Now he was covered in paint.
He growled angrily and wiped the paint out of his eyes.
Harry tried his best to be careful of his surroundings, he turned the light on and flinched but nothing happened. He turned another light on, but instead his hair caught on fire. harry didn't even noticed. but he quickly realized what was happening. He yelped and dumped his head into the toilet to get rid of the fire. He did a handstand and dumped his head into the toilet.
Well..that wasn't a good idea...There was gasoline in there and BOOM!
An old man was walking by with his dog and saw the boom. "Whatever that was, i'm sure he deserved it." He said. (The old man is stan lee)
Marv huffed and went to the sink, but tony might've did something..As Marv tried to turn on the sink, he got electrocuted.
Oh, poor marv, he has a short term memory, from all those bricks and getting electrocuted.
Marv babbled in pain, he turned into a skeleton, but back to human again. The crazy part is that he was still alive.
Tony turned it off and ran to his next position. Marv whimpered in pain and crawled.
"HEY!" Harry shouted when Tony climbed up the ladder, Tony chuckled seeing Harry all burnt up, "Never knew a man could win then two idiots." He climbed up the ladder.
"He's in the living room!" Harry muttered and climbed up the ladder, but it broke and Harry screamed and fell down.
Harry and Marv were about to run up the stairs, but harry stopped. Wait a minute, last time a kid did this kinda part to us last year, don't you remember last year?"
"No." Marv said. "Watch this." Harry smirked. "Let's get him!" he yelled and did footstep sounds but not actually going up the stairs. Tony threw a paint bucket that was tied to a rope, but it didn't hit him.
The two laughed quietly. "OH! It busted me in my mouth!" Harry said in fake pain.
"That's one."
"Don't worry, Harry! I'll get him!" Marv yelled and did the same ting that Harry did. Tony threw another one, but it didn't hit him again.
"Ow! Right in the schnoz!" Marv yelled in fake pain and stopped the bucket from swinging.
"That's two!"
"Come on let's get him." Marv said and they ran up the stairs, but Tony Stark threw a thick black pipe and "Oops..." it hit them right in the face and they both fell back, screamed, and fell right in the hole with a loud THUD.
"That's...three.." Harry panted. Tony cut the rope and it banged and hit their faces again with a loud crash.
"That's...four.." Marv groaned.
They finally had the energy to get up and chased after Tony. They saw a door and pulled it, but suddenly, loud crashes were heard. "What the.." The door broke and they were pushed back by this heavy, big, and red tool box and onto the wall. They fixed their noses causing a loud crack.
On the rooftop, Tony dropped a long rope and climbed down, but the fun wasn't over yet.
"He vanished.." Marv said.
"I'm down here, you big horses ass!" Tony yelled below. The two ran and climbed down the rope.
"Ugh, why does it smell like axe spray?" Harry groaned. "I didn't put any on today." Marv said.
Harry looked down and saw a smiling Tony Stark. "Merry Christmas." He lit the rope on fire.
Harry gasped. "Go up!" He yelled. The two men tried to go up, but they caught themselves on fire.
Happy saw the whole thing, he knew he shouldn't be involve in this, but he wanted to help Tony.
He looked at the fireworks, he knew just what to do.
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Tony ran to the park, but as he was running, he stopped and saw the children's hospital. A kid was sitting at the window and saw him. He waved. Tony waved back. He got back on track and ran to the park and pantedheavily, suddenly, they grabbed him and made him stick to his hands. "You're coming with us, playboy!" Marv yelled. "Now, if you try anything silly, I will shoot you." Harry threaten showing his gun in his pocket. Tony was scared, he didn't know what to do, when suddenly, fire works started going off.
Tony didn't know about this. What is going on?
Marv and Harry felt grabbed and pinned. Tony looked and it was happy. "Happy?!" Tony yelled. "Go Tony!" He yelled. Tony started rubbing. Sirens were heard. It was the police.
The police grabbed them and saw something. The gun, the duffel bags, the picture of Marv and Harry robbing the store, and Tony's phone and there was a recorded video.
"Now, if you try anything silly, I will shoot you."
"Now that's evidence." The police said and took Marv and Harry away.
The police were also at the toy shop. Duncan looked around and saw a note and picked it up.
Dear Mr.Duncan,
I broke your window cause these guys were breaking in and stealing your money, I'm glad I sent you the large loan. Every lives count.
Sincerely, Tony Stark.
Duncan smiled.
Tony had grabbed the bags of gifts and ran into the tower.
Steve saw him. "Where were you?!" Tony didn't answer and ran into his room and immediately started wrapping the gifts.
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The next day was Christmas, Everyone was awaken by an excited peter Parker, "wake up! Wake up! It's Christmas!!" He yelled happily. Everyone shot up and ran to the tree and holy shit, there were a ton of gifts. "Hey, I think we should let Tony Stark open the first gift, because he's been a caring hero." Steve said and gave Tony a gift. Tony was about to open it, but instead he put it down and went outside.
He saw happy on the front porch looking at the snow. "Happy?" He said. Happy looked. "Oh, hey Tony." Happy said.
I just wanted to say thank you, for saving my life yesterday." Tony thanked him. "You're welcome." Happy smiled. "To be honest, I didn't know what you were doing and being a crazy son of a bitch." Happy chuckled. Tony smiled and gave him something. "What's this?" Happy said.
"A turtle dove, it's not just randomly put in a song, one for you and one for me, so we don't forget about each other. You've done everything for me happy, and I'm grateful." Tony smiled.
Happy smiled back. "Thanks, Tones."
"You're welcome."
"Merry Christmas.."